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Ironborn Wedding (Public #213) | Fantasora

Ironborn Wedding (Public #213) (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 51.5 6.5 - 1.5 1 (+3.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 8 4.5 8 8 4.5
2 5 44 7.5 7.5 (+2.5) 8 (+4.5) 7.5 (+0.5) 2 3.5 4 4.5 7 (+1) 3 4.5
3 3 43.5 2.5 8 7 5.5 4.5 3.5 4 4.5 3 (+5) 7 4.5
4 1 43 -0.5 8.5 6 (+2.5) 5.5 6 3.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 6 3 4.5
5 1 42 -0.5 9.5 (+2.5) 4.5 7.5 4.5 3.5 4 4.5 3 6 4.5
6 4 37.5 -6.5 14 3 3 7 3.5 4 4.5 3 5 4.5
7 2 35.5 -6.5 16 4.5 3 2 (+2.5) 7 4 4.5 3 3 4.5
8 - 27 -2.5 24.5 1.5 3 (+0.5) 2 3.5 4 4.5 3 1 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 184 +39 - 0 (+3) 3 (+18) 21 (+10) 10 20 0 (+2) 22 (+6) 108 0
2 1 64 +41 120 (+22) 32 (+12) 15 (+3) 3 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 3 0
3 2 49 +28 135 (+4) 16 (+3) 9 (+6) 9 0 0 0 0 (+15) 15 0
4 2 46 +22 138 12 (+6) 9 (+6) 12 0 0 0 (+10) 10 3 0
5 2 43 +25 141 (+10) 10 (+6) 15 (+6) 9 0 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
6 - 31 +11 153 (+2) 4 6 (+6) 15 0 0 0 0 (+3) 6 0
7 3 27 +5 157 10 6 3 (+5) 5 0 0 0 3 0
8 - 9 +6 175 0 (+3) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 453 +177 84 69 75 15 20 0 43 147 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 - 2 +1 - W-2 43 23
1 3 2 +1 - W-2 44 32
5 1 1 +1 1 W-1 42 21.5
4 3 1 +1 1 W-1 43.5 24.5
6 3 1 - 1 L-1 35.5 13.5
3 2 1 - 1 L-1 51.5 92
7 2 0 - 2 L-2 37.5 15.5
8 - 0 - 2 L-2 27 4.5

Episode 2: Home

Angormus (angormus)
Hodor:
12 pts
28 6 Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123)
Tommen Baratheon:
3 pts
My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1)
Cersei Lannister:
5 pts
5 22 Propane Activists (jake_burrows123)
Roose Bolton:
22 pts
Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85)
Euron Greyjoy:
13 pts
25 11 Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy)
Varys:
9 pts
Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe)
Tyrion Lannister:
25 pts
39 41 YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy)
Avg: 15.5 , Record: 0-2
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai)
Avg: 32 , Record: 2-0
Propane Activists (jake_burrows123)
Avg: 23 , Record: 2-0
Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123)
Avg: 4.5 , Record: 0-2
Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85)
Avg: 21.5 , Record: 1-1
My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1)
Avg: 13.5 , Record: 1-1
Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe)
Avg: 92 , Record: 1-1
Angormus (angormus)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe) 1-1, 92 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses and you don't lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
My Sword of Morning loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -24.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning wins, or they lose and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai) 2-0, 32 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Angormus wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1) 1-1, 13.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning wins. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses, or they win and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Angormus loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins, or they lose and you don't make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Angormus wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Angormus (angormus) 1-1, 24.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
My Sword of Morning loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Angormus wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Angormus loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123) 0-2, 4.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] loses, or they win and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
My Sword of Morning loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 24.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Angormus loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy) 0-2, 15.5 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
My Sword of Morning loses and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Angormus loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Propane Activists (jake_burrows123) 2-0, 23 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins and you don't make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Angormus wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85) 1-1, 21.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses, or they win and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Angormus loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr is Bae[lish] vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Propane Activists vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. My Sword of Morning [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. Angormus [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Angormus wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Angormus chose: Jaime Lannister (#1)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#9)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Roose Bolton (#10)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Davos Seaworth (#12)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Melisandre (#15)
  8. Angormus chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Angormus chose: Hodor (#17)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Varys (#19)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Theon Greyjoy (#20)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Jorah Mormont (#21)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Margaery Tyrell (#22)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Bronn (#23)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: High Sparrow (#24)

Round 4

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Tommen Baratheon (#25)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Daario Naharis (#26)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#27)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Alliser Thorne (#28)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Lancel Lannister (#29)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Khal Moro (#30)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Doran Martell (#31)
  8. Angormus chose: Podrick Payne (#32)

Round 5

  1. Angormus chose: Ellaria Sand (#33)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Grey Worm (#34)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Missandei (#35)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Walder Frey (#36)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Euron Greyjoy (#37)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Trystane Martell (#38)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#39)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Randyll Tarly (#40)

Round 6

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Gilly (#41)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Tyene Sand (#42)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Obara Sand (#43)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Mace Tyrell (#44)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Nymeria Sand (#45)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Loras Tyrell (#46)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Areo Hotah (#47)
  8. Angormus chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#48)

Round 7

  1. Angormus chose: Thoros of Myr (#49)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Yara Greyjoy (#50)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: White Walker (Night King) (#51)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Robin Arryn (#52)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Rickon Stark (#53)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Olly (#54)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Olyvar (#55)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Osha (#56)

Round 8

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Tycho Nestoris (#57)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Three-eyed raven (#58)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#59)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Leaf (#60)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Meera Reed (#61)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Qyburn (#62)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#63)
  8. Angormus chose: Anguy (#64)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by jfarmz (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
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to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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