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DragonDayCare (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 52 - - (+4) 8 1.5 5.5 4.5 7 4.5 4.5 4 8 4.5
2 4 51 6.5 1 6.5 (+4) 8 (+1) 3 (+3) 6 3 4.5 4.5 4 7 4.5
3 - 45.5 -1 6.5 2.5 4 5.5 7 3 4.5 4.5 4 (+2.5) 6 4.5
4 2 45 -2.5 7 2.5 4 (+0.5) 8 8 3 4.5 4.5 4 2 4.5
5 - 44 -0.5 8 (+1) 5 4 4 2 3 4.5 4.5 8 (+1) 4.5 4.5
6 2 43 -2 9 (+2.5) 6.5 6.5 1.5 2 7 4.5 4.5 4 2 4.5
7 - 42 -1 10 2.5 1.5 (+3) 7 (+1.5) 4.5 7 4.5 4.5 4 2 4.5
8 - 37.5 0.5 14.5 2.5 (+2.5) 6.5 1.5 2 3 4.5 4.5 4 (+1) 4.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
t-1 2 59 +34 - (+13) 13 0 (+6) 12 5 5 0 0 0 (+15) 24 0
t-1 - 59 +20 - 0 (+3) 3 (+12) 21 (+5) 35 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 2 49 +36 10 10 (+12) 12 (+3) 3 (+15) 15 0 0 0 0 (+6) 9 0
4 2 41 +12 18 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 12 20 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
5 1 32 +16 27 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 (+3) 9 0 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 3 0
6 - 28 +20 31 0 0 (+15) 18 (+5) 5 5 0 0 0 0 0
7 1 24 +16 35 (+10) 10 (+6) 9 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
8 - 12 +12 47 0 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 304 +166 39 39 75 80 15 0 0 11 45 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 - 2 +1 - W-2 45 29.5
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 52 29.5
4 1 1 - 1 L-1 45.5 20.5
6 1 1 +1 1 W-1 42 14
3 3 1 +1 1 W-1 51 24.5
5 1 1 - 1 L-1 44 16
8 - 0 - 2 L-2 37.5 6
7 2 0 - 2 L-2 43 12

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman)
Daenerys Targaryen:
16 pts
16 20 CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby)
Tyrion Lannister:
11 pts
Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v)
Arya Stark:
20 pts
34 16 Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried)
Samwell Tarly:
9 pts
Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin)
Jaime Lannister:
6 pts
12 36 Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Jon Snow:
19 pts
DragonMotherLover (caplinr)
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
6 pts
20 12 James O' Thrones (Tose)
Cersei Lannister:
9 pts

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 1-1
James O' Thrones (Tose)
Avg: 20.5 , Record: 1-1
Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried)
Avg: 16 , Record: 1-1
CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby)
Avg: 29.5 , Record: 2-0
Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin)
Avg: 6 , Record: 0-2
Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v)
Avg: 29.5 , Record: 2-0
DragonMotherLover (caplinr)
Avg: 14 , Record: 1-1
Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman)
Avg: 12 , Record: 0-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The High Sparrow

CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby) 2-0, 29.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
James O' Thrones wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes loses. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried) 1-1, 16 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
James O' Thrones loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
James O' Thrones wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorah wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605) 1-1, 24.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins. (maintain rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
CrowsBe4Hoes loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses. (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorah wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

DragonMotherLover (caplinr) 1-1, 14 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
James O' Thrones loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
CrowsBe4Hoes loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
James O' Thrones wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v) 2-0, 29.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
James O' Thrones wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
CrowsBe4Hoes wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

James O' Thrones (Tose) 1-1, 20.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
James O' Thrones wins. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
CrowsBe4Hoes loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
James O' Thrones loses. (maintain rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorah wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman) 0-2, 12 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
James O' Thrones loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin) 0-2, 6 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
James O' Thrones loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jorah the Explorah loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Brienne of Tarth (#6)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#7)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Melisandre (#8)

Round 2

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Sansa Stark (#10)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Roose Bolton (#11)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Theon Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Varys (#13)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Stannis Baratheon (#14)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Hodor (#16)

Round 3

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Yara Greyjoy (#18)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Ramsay Bolton (#21)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Mance Rayder (#22)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Walder Frey (#23)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Grey Worm (#24)

Round 4

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: High Sparrow (#25)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Doran Martell (#26)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Samwell Tarly (#27)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#28)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Daario Naharis (#29)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Gendry (#30)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Trystane Martell (#31)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Davos Seaworth (#32)

Round 5

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tommen Baratheon (#33)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Ellaria Sand (#34)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#35)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: White Walker (Night King) (#36)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Hot Pie (#37)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Thoros of Myr (#38)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Loras Tyrell (#39)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Maester Aemon (#40)

Round 6

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Lancel Lannister (#41)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Robin Arryn (#42)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Alliser Thorne (#43)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo) (#44)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Missandei (#45)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Benjen Stark (#46)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Nymeria Sand (#47)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tyene Sand (#48)

Round 7

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#49)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Barristan Selmy (#50)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Rickon Stark (#51)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Meera Reed (#52)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Podrick Payne (#53)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#54)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Gilly (#55)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Obara Sand (#56)

Round 8

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Qyburn (#57)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Janos Slynt (#58)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#59)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#60)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Eddison Tollett (#61)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Salladhor Saan (#62)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Areo Hotah (#63)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Beric Dondarrion (#64)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

Kills
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:40 (+2) Mossador:
Mossador takes the law into his own hands, murdering the Son of the Harpy before his trial. "For you, Mhysa. You wanted the Harpy dead, but your hands were tied. I set you free, as you did all of us." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei appoints Mace Tyrell to Master of Coin. (Politics - uncategorized)
31:11 (+3) Qyburn:
Cersei names Qyburn the new Master of Whispers, replacing Varys. (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse."
(Funny Line)
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you."
(Witty Insult)
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?"
(Threat)
27:07 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point."
(Funny Line)
to Cersei: "I do not recognize your authority to dictate what is and is not my concern. You are the Queen Mother. Nothing more." (Witty Insult)
33:16 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..."
(Funny Line)
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making." (Witty Insult)
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
51:07 (+10) Mossador:
Mossador is beheaded in a public execution for murdering the captive Son of the Harpy. (Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for White Rat
Special
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men. (Special)
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river. (Special)
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her." (Special)
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?" (Special)
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)