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DragonDayCare (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 57 - - 8 8 6 6 4.5 4.5 4.5 4 7 4.5
2 - 47.5 -1 9.5 4 5 (+1) 8 8 1.5 4.5 4.5 6 1.5 4.5
3 - 46.5 0.5 10.5 1 6 5 (+1) 3 7 4.5 4.5 7 4 4.5
4 2 46 3.5 11 (+2) 7 (+0.5) 1.5 (+1) 3 5 6 4.5 4.5 2 8 4.5
5 - 44 0.5 13 3 (+1.5) 4 7 7 1.5 4.5 4.5 2 6 4.5
6 2 43.5 -0.5 13.5 5 7 1.5 (+1) 3 4.5 4.5 4.5 5 (+1) 4 4.5
7 - 41 - 16 (+2) 6 3 4 3 8 4.5 4.5 2 1.5 4.5
8 - 34.5 -3 22.5 2 1.5 1.5 1 3 4.5 4.5 8 4 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 287 +4 - 89 (+3) 57 48 45 10 0 0 (+1) 11 27 0
2 - 213 +36 74 (+6) 37 (+3) 30 (+21) 72 (+5) 60 0 0 0 (+1) 14 0 0
3 - 185 +25 102 (+10) 24 (+9) 27 (+6) 69 50 0 0 0 0 15 0
4 2 179 +54 108 (+42) 71 (+3) 18 (+6) 27 15 15 0 0 0 (+3) 33 0
5 1 160 +28 127 (+10) 44 (+3) 48 (+3) 24 (+5) 10 10 0 0 (+1) 12 (+6) 12 0
6 1 159 +45 128 (+36) 52 (+3) 24 (+6) 33 10 40 0 0 0 0 0
7 2 150 +24 137 0 (+6) 45 (+12) 42 (+5) 10 25 0 0 (+1) 16 12 0
8 - 88 +4 199 6 18 (+3) 24 5 5 0 0 (+1) 18 12 0
Totals 1421 +220 323 267 339 205 105 0 0 71 111 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 2 6 +1 - W-4 44 20.56
2 2 5.5 +1 0.5 W-2 46 19.89
4 2 5 - 1 L-1 47.5 23.67
3 2 5 - 1 L-1 57 31.89
5 - 4.5 +1 1.5 W-1 41 17.67
6 1 4 +1 2 W-1 43.5 17.78
7 1 3 - 3 L-3 46.5 16.67
8 - 3 - 3 L-4 34.5 9.78

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman)
Daenerys Targaryen:
39 pts
45 36 CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby)
Tyrion Lannister:
11 pts
Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v)
Daario Naharis :
27 pts
54 4 Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried)
Alliser Thorne:
3 pts
Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin)
Melisandre:
16 pts
28 4 Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Ramsay Bolton:
3 pts
DragonMotherLover (caplinr)
Doran Martell:
23 pts
24 25 James O' Thrones (Tose)
Stannis Baratheon:
19 pts

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

DragonMotherLover (caplinr)
Avg: 16.67 , Record: 3-6
Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman)
Avg: 17.67 , Record: 4-4-1
Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin)
Avg: 17.78 , Record: 4-5
Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v)
Avg: 19.89 , Record: 5-3-1
Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried)
Avg: 9.78 , Record: 3-6
CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby)
Avg: 23.67 , Record: 5-4
Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Avg: 31.89 , Record: 5-4
James O' Thrones (Tose)
Avg: 20.56 , Record: 6-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby) 5-4, 23.67 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses, or they win and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
James O' Thrones loses and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah wins (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #6

Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried) 3-6, 9.78 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover loses, or they win and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #8

Jon Blows Snow (wpbutler1605) 5-4, 31.89 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah wins (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #6

DragonMotherLover (caplinr) 3-6, 16.67 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #8

Hodor's Hodors (manuel.g.gonzalez.v) 5-3-1, 19.89 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
James O' Thrones loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes wins (-1 rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4-1, rank #5

James O' Thrones (Tose) 6-3, 20.56 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors wins (-1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes wins and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
James O' Thrones loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

Jorah the Explorah (drewvenkatraman) 4-4-1, 17.67 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Hodor's Hodors loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes loses (+1 rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Winter Was Pretty Mild wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5-1, rank #6

Winter Was Pretty Mild (saradolin) 4-5, 17.78 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah loses (+1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
CrowsBe4Hoes loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jon Blows Snow vs. James O' Thrones [Matchup]
Jon Blows Snow loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DragonMotherLover vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
DragonMotherLover wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Winter Was Pretty Mild vs. Hodor's Hodors [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp vs. CrowsBe4Hoes [Matchup]
Theimpaintlimp wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Brienne of Tarth (#6)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#7)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Melisandre (#8)

Round 2

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Sansa Stark (#10)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Roose Bolton (#11)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Theon Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Varys (#13)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Stannis Baratheon (#14)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Hodor (#16)

Round 3

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Yara Greyjoy (#18)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Ramsay Bolton (#21)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Mance Rayder (#22)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Walder Frey (#23)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Grey Worm (#24)

Round 4

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: High Sparrow (#25)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Doran Martell (#26)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Samwell Tarly (#27)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#28)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Daario Naharis (#29)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Gendry (#30)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Trystane Martell (#31)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Davos Seaworth (#32)

Round 5

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tommen Baratheon (#33)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Ellaria Sand (#34)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#35)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: White Walker (Night King) (#36)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Hot Pie (#37)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Thoros of Myr (#38)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Loras Tyrell (#39)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Maester Aemon (#40)

Round 6

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Lancel Lannister (#41)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Robin Arryn (#42)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Alliser Thorne (#43)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo) (#44)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Missandei (#45)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Benjen Stark (#46)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Nymeria Sand (#47)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tyene Sand (#48)

Round 7

  1. Jorah the Explorah chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#49)
  2. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Barristan Selmy (#50)
  3. James O' Thrones chose: Rickon Stark (#51)
  4. Hodor's Hodors chose: Meera Reed (#52)
  5. Jon Blows Snow chose: Podrick Payne (#53)
  6. Theimpaintlimp chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#54)
  7. DragonMotherLover chose: Gilly (#55)
  8. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Obara Sand (#56)

Round 8

  1. Winter Was Pretty Mild chose: Qyburn (#57)
  2. DragonMotherLover chose: Janos Slynt (#58)
  3. Theimpaintlimp chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#59)
  4. Jon Blows Snow chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#60)
  5. Hodor's Hodors chose: Eddison Tollett (#61)
  6. James O' Thrones chose: Salladhor Saan (#62)
  7. CrowsBe4Hoes chose: Areo Hotah (#63)
  8. Jorah the Explorah chose: Beric Dondarrion (#64)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

Kills
Trystane orders Areo Hotah to return an elbow to Bronn's face in light-hearted retribution, as his punishment for the "fleabite" Bronn gave to him in the Water Gardens. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
(Politics - uncategorized)
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command." (Politics - uncategorized)
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)
Doran secures a seat on the Small Council for his son Trystane.
Doran Martell: "My brother was named to the Small Council before his death. Your father understood the importance of keeping Dorne in the fold. With Oberyn gone, Trystane will take his place on the small council."
Jaime Lannister: "You have my word."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me."
(Funny Line)
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*"
(Witty Insult)
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater"
(Witty Insult)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead."
(Witty Insult)
Mace attempts to rouse the Iron Banker Tycho Nestoris into song after their successful agreement on the Seven Kingdoms' finances.
Mace: "We should celebrate."
Tycho: "I'm afraid I still have a good deal of work to do."
Mace: "Oh, nonsense. Work's over. Do you sing?"
Tycho: "I don't have that gift."
Mace: "Oh, it's not a gift. It's a skill. Anyone can learn it.
? So give me a kiss by the Long Canal ?
? And give me two kisses in Salty Town ?
? For we're going to die tomorrow ?
? The bareheaded beggar, the king with his crown... ?"
(Funny Line)
to the Braavosi brothel manager, after she brings out a young servant girl for Ser Meryn: "You'll have a fresh one for me tomorrow." (Threat)
Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin."
(Funny Line)
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18722
(Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time."
(Funny Line)
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you."
(Witty Insult)
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Trystane drinks after Areo Hotah carries out his order to knock out Bronn with his elbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ser Meryn drinks as he chooses a prostitute in the Braavosi brothel. "Too old.' (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Ser Meryn chooses the young servant girl in the brothel, after running through the set of regulars who were all "too old." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Shireen is burned at the stake by the red priestess Melisandre, after her father Stannis agrees to sacrifice her for the supposed magic of her king's blood. (Death)
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Maester Aemon, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt), +1 for Loboda, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador, +1 for Karsi
Special
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her."
(Special)
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)