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UH Linguists Final Season (Let's try this again) (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 3 50.5 10 - 8 4.5 (+2.5) 6 (+5) 8 1.5 (+2.5) 6 4.5 (+0.5) 5 (+1) 7
2 1 49 1.5 1.5 3.5 4.5 (+1) 7 6 7.5 (+0.5) 2 4.5 (+1) 8 (+1) 6
3 1 48 0.5 2.5 7 4.5 (+1) 4.5 3 (+5) 7.5 6 4.5 6 5
4 1 46.5 2.5 4 3.5 4.5 4.5 (+3) 6 (+2) 4.5 4 4.5 (+1) 7 8
5 1 39 -1.5 11.5 3.5 (+2.5) 7.5 2 3 4.5 8 4.5 2 (+2) 4
6 1 32.5 -8 18 3.5 1.5 3 3 4.5 (+0.5) 6 4.5 (+1) 3.5 3
7 1 30 0.5 20.5 3.5 1.5 8 (+3) 6 1.5 3 4.5 1 1
8 1 28.5 -5.5 22 3.5 7.5 1 1 4.5 1 4.5 3.5 2
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 140 +87 - 0 (+3) 9 (+24) 33 (+5) 10 (+5) 15 (+3) 3 0 (+36) 48 (+11) 22
2 1 131 +71 9 0 (+3) 9 (+6) 15 (+10) 10 (+5) 5 (+4) 7 0 (+18) 27 (+25) 58
3 1 102 +56 38 14 (+3) 9 (+18) 24 (+15) 15 0 (+7) 8 0 (+3) 9 (+10) 23
4 1 88 +40 52 1 (+3) 9 (+9) 15 (+5) 5 (+15) 15 (+3) 8 0 15 (+5) 20
5 3 68 +49 72 0 (+3) 6 (+27) 42 (+10) 10 0 (+4) 5 0 0 (+5) 5
6 - 64 +36 76 0 (+12) 18 (+6) 9 5 5 (+3) 9 0 3 (+15) 15
7 2 55 +24 85 0 (+3) 6 (+3) 12 5 5 (+5) 8 0 (+3) 6 (+10) 13
8 1 39 +16 101 0 (+6) 18 0 0 5 0 0 6 (+10) 10
Totals 687 +379 15 84 150 60 50 48 0 114 166
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 49 70
2 1 2 +1 - W-2 46.5 65.5
3 2 1 +1 1 W-1 50.5 51
4 3 1 - 1 L-1 48 44
6 2 1 +1 1 W-1 30 34
5 1 1 - 1 L-1 39 32
8 1 0 - 2 L-2 28.5 19.5
7 2 0 - 2 L-2 32.5 27.5

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip (schuelke)
Jaime Lannister:
28 pts
56 16 At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied (dr.princess.sam)
Jorah Mormont:
11 pts
Jorah the Explorah (james.grama)
Tormund Giantsbane:
59 pts
87 24 Dragon Walker (brendarc)
Sansa Stark:
14 pts
Gilly Gilly! (cteeters90)
Tyrion Lannister:
27 pts
49 40 Dragonstoned (Warrior Princess)
Arya Stark:
37 pts
Wine Time With Cersei (melodyaross)
Podrick Payne:
24 pts
71 36 White Walker King for President! (bradley.rentz)
Brienne of Tarth:
36 pts

Episode 3: The Long Night

Wine Time With Cersei (melodyaross)
Avg: 65.5 , Record: 2-0
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip (schuelke)
Avg: 51 , Record: 1-1
Gilly Gilly! (cteeters90)
Avg: 34 , Record: 1-1
Jorah the Explorah (james.grama)
Avg: 70 , Record: 2-0
Dragon Walker (brendarc)
Avg: 27.5 , Record: 0-2
At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied (dr.princess.sam)
Avg: 19.5 , Record: 0-2
Dragonstoned (Warrior Princess)
Avg: 44 , Record: 1-1
White Walker King for President! (bradley.rentz)
Avg: 32 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The Long Night

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip loses, or they win and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorah loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
White Walker King for President! loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Wine Time With Cersei (melodyaross) 2-0, 65.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei loses. (-1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorah wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
White Walker King for President! wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Gilly Gilly! (cteeters90) 1-1, 34 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip loses, or they win and you make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! wins. (+1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned loses, or they win and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker King for President! loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip wins, or they lose and you don't make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker wins and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
White Walker King for President! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Dragonstoned (Warrior Princess) 1-1, 44 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorah loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied wins and you lose more than -19.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Dragon Walker (brendarc) 0-2, 27.5 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip loses and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! loses and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker wins. (maintain rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker King for President! loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Jorah the Explorah (james.grama) 2-0, 70 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Wine Time With Cersei wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorah loses. (-1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
White Walker King for President! wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip (schuelke) 1-1, 51 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorah loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
White Walker King for President! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragon Walker wins and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied wins and you lose more than -22 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
White Walker King for President! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Wine Time With Cersei vs. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip [Matchup]
Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip loses and you make up 22 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gilly Gilly! vs. Jorah the Explorah [Matchup]
Gilly Gilly! loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Dragonstoned vs. White Walker King for President! [Matchup]
Dragonstoned loses and you make up 19.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker King for President! loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Dragon Walker vs. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Round 1

  1. White Walker King for President! chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: White Walker (Night King) (#4)
  5. Jorah the Explorah chose: Euron Greyjoy (#5)
  6. Gilly Gilly! chose: Tyrion Lannister (#6)
  7. Dragonstoned chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Dragon Walker chose: Drogon (#8)

Round 2

  1. Dragon Walker chose: Sansa Stark (#9)
  2. Dragonstoned chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  3. Gilly Gilly! chose: Viserion (#11)
  4. Jorah the Explorah chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#12)
  5. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Rhaegal (#13)
  6. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Samwell Tarly (#14)
  7. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Jaime Lannister (#15)
  8. White Walker King for President! chose: Brienne of Tarth (#16)

Round 3

  1. White Walker King for President! chose: Qyburn (#17)
  2. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#18)
  3. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Grey Worm (#19)
  4. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)
  5. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#21)
  6. Gilly Gilly! chose: Melisandre (#22)
  7. Dragonstoned chose: Yara Greyjoy (#23)
  8. Dragon Walker chose: Davos Seaworth (#24)

Round 4

  1. Dragon Walker chose: Bronn (#25)
  2. Dragonstoned chose: Varys (#26)
  3. Gilly Gilly! chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#27)
  4. Jorah the Explorah chose: Gendry (#28)
  5. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#29)
  6. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Lyanna Mormont (#30)
  7. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Theon Greyjoy (#31)
  8. White Walker King for President! chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#32)

Round 5

  1. White Walker King for President! chose: Edmure Tully (#33)
  2. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Ellaria Sand (#34)
  3. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Podrick Payne (#35)
  4. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Missandei (#36)
  5. Jorah the Explorah chose: Eddison Tollett (#37)
  6. Gilly Gilly! chose: Gilly (#38)
  7. Dragonstoned chose: Meera Reed (#39)
  8. Dragon Walker chose: Daario Naharis (#40)

Round 6

  1. Dragon Walker chose: Tyene Sand (#41)
  2. Dragonstoned chose: Talla Tarly (#42)
  3. Gilly Gilly! chose: Bald White Walkers (#43)
  4. Jorah the Explorah chose: Full-bearded White Walkers (#44)
  5. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Top-Knot White Walkers (#45)
  6. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Hodor (#46)
  7. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Beric Dondarrion (#47)
  8. White Walker King for President! chose: Robin Arryn (#48)

Round 7

  1. White Walker King for President! chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#49)
  2. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Rhaegar Targaryen (#50)
  3. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#51)
  4. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Greasy-haired White Walkers (#52)
  5. Jorah the Explorah chose: Hot Pie (#53)
  6. Gilly Gilly! chose: Robett Glover (#54)
  7. Dragonstoned chose: Septa Unella (#55)
  8. Dragon Walker chose: Denys Mallister (#56)

Round 8

  1. Dragon Walker chose: Olyvar (#57)
  2. Dragonstoned chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#58)
  3. Gilly Gilly! chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#59)
  4. Jorah the Explorah chose: Salladhor Saan (#60)
  5. At first I was afraid, I was Petyrfied chose: Ed Sheeran (#61)
  6. Wine Time With Cersei chose: Melessa Tarly (#62)
  7. Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip chose: Tycho Nestoris (#63)
  8. White Walker King for President! chose: Anguy (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
25
20
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(+15) 15
10
Deaths Points
10
2
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Political Wins
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
submitted by blangslet (approved!)
Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love."
(Basic Seat)
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates." (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon Snow and Daenerys look upon the statue of Lyanna's tomb in the crypts of Winterfell, as Jon explains the story of his parentage. (Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
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Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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The Feels
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)