Dothraki Sex Party (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 72 +72 - 0 (+12) 12 (+9) 9 (+10) 10 (+15) 15 (+6) 6 0 (+15) 15 (+5) 5
3 2 37 +37 35 (+10) 10 0 (+6) 6 0 (+5) 5 0 0 (+6) 6 (+10) 10
6 5 27 +27 45 0 (+3) 3 (+12) 12 0 0 (+1) 1 0 (+3) 3 (+8) 8
2 1 58 +58 14 (+1) 1 (+9) 9 (+6) 6 0 0 (+3) 3 (+2) 2 (+9) 9 (+28) 28
8 7 15 +15 57 0 (+12) 12 0 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
5 4 29 +29 43 (+4) 4 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 (+2) 2 0 (+6) 6 (+5) 5
7 6 26 +26 46 0 (+3) 3 (+6) 6 0 0 (+5) 5 0 (+9) 9 (+3) 3
4 3 36 +36 36 0 (+3) 3 (+12) 12 (+5) 5 (+5) 5 (+2) 2 0 (+3) 3 (+6) 6
Totals 300 +300 15 48 57 15 25 19 2 54 65
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Points Points/Game
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 72 72
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 37 37
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 27 27
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 58 58
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 15 15
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 29 29
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 26 26
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 36 36

Episode 1: Winterfell

'Impin Ain't Easy (tanuyan.maureen)
Bran Stark:
17 pts
26 29 Hodor's Door Stop (brendan.hamme)
Theon Greyjoy:
15 pts
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone (hutchinson.wesley)
Bronn:
17 pts
36 37 Arya's Faceless Friends (trunksgt243)
Arya Stark:
16 pts
A Man Has No Name (keenanmoorexvi)
Jon Snow:
32 pts
58 15 Ned's Dead (bradapiller)
White Walker (Night King):
12 pts
Born To Be Wildling (blangslet)
Daenerys Targaryen:
15 pts
27 72 Tyrions Turn Up (christiandigby3)
Euron Greyjoy:
33 pts

Episode 2

Ned's Dead (bradapiller)
Avg: 15 , Streak: L-1
Hodor's Door Stop (brendan.hamme)
Avg: 29 , Streak: W-1
A Man Has No Name (keenanmoorexvi)
Avg: 58 , Streak: W-1
Born To Be Wildling (blangslet)
Avg: 27 , Streak: L-1
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone (hutchinson.wesley)
Avg: 36 , Streak: L-1
Tyrions Turn Up (christiandigby3)
Avg: 72 , Streak: W-1
'Impin Ain't Easy (tanuyan.maureen)
Avg: 26 , Streak: L-1
Arya's Faceless Friends (trunksgt243)
Avg: 37 , Streak: W-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2

Tyrions Turn Up (christiandigby3) 1-0, 72 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Hodor's Door Stop loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -43 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -14 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Arya's Faceless Friends loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -35 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins and you lose more than -57 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Hodor's Door Stop wins, or they lose and you lose more than -43 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name wins, or they lose and you lose more than -14 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Born To Be Wildling wins and you lose more than -45 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Tyrions Turn Up loses. (-1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins and you lose more than -46 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends wins, or they lose and you lose more than -35 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Arya's Faceless Friends (trunksgt243) 1-0, 37 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Hodor's Door Stop loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses, or they win and you make up 21 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Tyrions Turn Up loses, or they win and you make up 35 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins and you lose more than -22 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Hodor's Door Stop wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 21 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Born To Be Wildling wins and you lose more than -10 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins and you lose more than -1 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 35 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Arya's Faceless Friends loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Born To Be Wildling (blangslet) 0-1, 27 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Hodor's Door Stop loses and you make up 2 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Born To Be Wildling wins. (+1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone loses, or they win and you make up 9 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up loses and you make up 45 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends loses and you make up 10 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

A Man Has No Name (keenanmoorexvi) 1-0, 58 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Hodor's Door Stop loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -29 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Tyrions Turn Up loses, or they win and you make up 14 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Arya's Faceless Friends loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -21 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins and you lose more than -43 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Hodor's Door Stop wins, or they lose and you lose more than -29 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses. (-1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins and you lose more than -22 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 14 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins and you lose more than -32 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends wins, or they lose and you lose more than -21 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Ned's Dead (bradapiller) 0-1, 15 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins. (+1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses and you make up 43 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Born To Be Wildling loses, or they win and you make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone loses, or they win and you make up 21 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up loses and you make up 57 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy loses, or they win and you make up 11 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends loses and you make up 22 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Born To Be Wildling wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins, or they lose and you don't make up 21 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Hodor's Door Stop (brendan.hamme) 1-0, 29 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses, or they win and you make up 29 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Tyrions Turn Up loses, or they win and you make up 43 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Arya's Faceless Friends loses, or they win and you make up 8 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Hodor's Door Stop loses. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 29 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Born To Be Wildling wins and you lose more than -2 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins and you don't make up 7 points on them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 43 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins and you lose more than -3 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #8

'Impin Ain't Easy (tanuyan.maureen) 0-1, 26 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Hodor's Door Stop loses and you make up 3 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses and you make up 32 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Born To Be Wildling loses, or they win and you make up 1 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone loses, or they win and you make up 10 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Tyrions Turn Up loses and you make up 46 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Born To Be Wildling wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -21 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Hodor's Door Stop loses and you don't lose more than -7 points to them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
A Man Has No Name loses and you make up 22 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Born To Be Wildling loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone wins. (+1 rank)
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Arya's Faceless Friends loses and you make up 1 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned's Dead vs. Hodor's Door Stop [Matchup]
Ned's Dead wins, or they lose and you lose more than -21 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A Man Has No Name vs. Born To Be Wildling [Matchup]
Born To Be Wildling wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs. Tyrions Turn Up [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy vs. Arya's Faceless Friends [Matchup]
'Impin Ain't Easy wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Born To Be Wildling chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. A Man Has No Name chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Ned's Dead chose: White Walker (Night King) (#4)
  5. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Arya Stark (#5)
  6. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#6)
  7. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Tyrion Lannister (#7)
  8. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#8)

Round 2

  1. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Sansa Stark (#9)
  2. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Drogon (#10)
  3. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Viserion (#12)
  5. Ned's Dead chose: Rhaegal (#13)
  6. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Euron Greyjoy (#14)
  7. A Man Has No Name chose: Samwell Tarly (#15)
  8. Born To Be Wildling chose: Jaime Lannister (#16)

Round 3

  1. Born To Be Wildling chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#17)
  2. A Man Has No Name chose: Brienne of Tarth (#18)
  3. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Gendry (#19)
  4. Ned's Dead chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#20)
  5. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Jorah Mormont (#21)
  6. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Missandei (#22)
  7. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Davos Seaworth (#23)
  8. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Varys (#24)

Round 4

  1. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Theon Greyjoy (#25)
  2. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Bronn (#26)
  3. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Grey Worm (#27)
  4. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Beric Dondarrion (#28)
  5. Ned's Dead chose: Meera Reed (#29)
  6. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#30)
  7. A Man Has No Name chose: Qyburn (#31)
  8. Born To Be Wildling chose: Harry Strickland (actor: Marc Rissmann) (#32)

Round 5

  1. Born To Be Wildling chose: Melisandre (#33)
  2. A Man Has No Name chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Daario Naharis (#35)
  4. Ned's Dead chose: Podrick Payne (#36)
  5. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Gilly (#37)
  6. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Lyanna Mormont (#38)
  7. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Eddison Tollett (#39)
  8. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Top-Knot White Walker (#40)

Round 6

  1. Hodor's Door Stop chose: Edmure Tully (#41)
  2. Sir Jorah of the Friendzone chose: Robin Arryn (#42)
  3. 'Impin Ain't Easy chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#43)
  4. Arya's Faceless Friends chose: Full-bearded White Walker (#44)
  5. Ned's Dead chose: Bald Round-bearded White Walker (#45)
  6. Tyrions Turn Up chose: Greasy-haired White Walker (#46)
  7. A Man Has No Name chose: Eddard Stark (#47)
  8. Born To Be Wildling chose: Tycho Nestoris (#48)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: Winterfell

Kills
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."
(Secret Discovery)
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The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)
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Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men."
(Witty Insult)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..."
(Funny Line)
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(Witty Insult)
The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you."
(Witty Insult)
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"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
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Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?"
(Funny Line)
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!"
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
22:58 (+25) Marei:
Marei multitasks by shoving Bronn down onto the bed and mounting him while carrying on a fascinating conversation about dragonfire injuries. (Act of Intercourse)
23:00 (+20) Dirah:
Dirah undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
23:04 (+20) Craya:
Craya undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)
Ned Umber dies again as a wight after being lit on fire by Beric Dondarrion. (Death)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)
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Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
The Feels
8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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