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Arya Not Entertained (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 50.5 10 - (+3) 7.5 (+2.5) 7 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 (+3) 7.5 4.5 4.5
2 1 46.5 6 4 (+3) 7.5 (+2.5) 7 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 4.5 4.5
3 2 41 0.5 9.5 2 3.5 2.5 4.5 4 4.5 (+3) 7.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5
4 3 41 0.5 9.5 2 3.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+2) 6.5 4.5
5 4 39.5 -1 11 (+1.5) 6 3.5 2.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+2) 6.5 4.5
6 5 37.5 -3 13 (+0.5) 5 (+2.5) 7 2.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
7 6 35 -5.5 15.5 2 1 (+0.5) 5 4.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
8 7 33 -7.5 17.5 4 3.5 2.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 112 +112 - 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+99) 99 0
2 1 35 +35 77 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0
3 2 25 +25 87 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
4 3 23 +23 89 0 0 (+3) 3 0 (+20) 20 0 0 0 0
5 4 18 +18 94 0 (+3) 3 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
6 5 17 +17 95 (+8) 8 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
7 6 10 +10 102 (+4) 4 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 7 5 +5 107 (+2) 2 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 245 +245 34 30 24 0 20 0 20 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
t-3 2 1 +1 - W-1 41 112
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 50.5 35
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 46.5 25
t-3 2 1 +1 - W-1 41 18
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 39.5 17
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 37.5 10
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 35 23
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 33 5

Episode 1: The Red Woman

What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Daenerys Targaryen:
5 pts
5 18 Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Khal Moro:
9 pts
Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Obara Sand:
13 pts
25 23 Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Melisandre:
20 pts
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Brienne of Tarth:
11 pts
17 35 A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Ellaria Sand:
19 pts
The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Alliser Thorne:
6 pts
10 112 ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Doran Martell:
109 pts

Episode 2: Home

A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Avg: 35 , Record: 1-0
Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Avg: 18 , Record: 1-0
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Avg: 17 , Record: 0-1
The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Avg: 10 , Record: 0-1
Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Avg: 25 , Record: 1-0
ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Avg: 112 , Record: 1-0
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Avg: 5 , Record: 0-1
Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Avg: 23 , Record: 0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Home

A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate) 1-0, 35 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -17.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Results May Varys (jpryanlaw) 1-0, 18 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Results May Varys wins. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Results May Varys loses. (maintain rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman) 0-1, 23 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow) 0-1, 10 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Bringing Cersei Back loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 17.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger) 0-1, 17 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Bringing Cersei Back loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae loses. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner) 1-0, 112 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Results May Varys wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott) 1-0, 25 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

A girl just wants to have fun vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Results May Varys wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. The Whitewalking Dead [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Round 1

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 2

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Varys (#9)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Samwell Tarly (#10)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Margaery Tyrell (#12)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Jorah Mormont (#13)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jon Snow (#14)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Hodor (#16)

Round 3

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Three-eyed raven (#18)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Roose Bolton (#19)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Brienne of Tarth (#20)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Theon Greyjoy (#21)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Daario Naharis (#22)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Missandei (#24)

Round 4

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Bronn (#25)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grey Worm (#26)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: White Walker (Night King) (#27)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: High Sparrow (#28)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Tommen Baratheon (#29)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Balon Greyjoy (#31)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Obara Sand (#32)

Round 5

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Rickon Stark (#33)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Brynden Tully (Blackfish) (#34)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Randyll Tarly (#35)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Loras Tyrell (#36)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#38)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Lancel Lannister (#39)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#40)

Round 6

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Ellaria Sand (#41)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Doran Martell (#42)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Yara Greyjoy (#43)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Podrick Payne (#44)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Meera Reed (#45)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Euron Greyjoy (#46)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Qyburn (#47)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Walder Frey (#48)

Round 7

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Eddard Stark (#49)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Thoros of Myr (#50)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#51)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Benjen Stark (#52)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Gilly (#53)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Robin Arryn (#54)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#55)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Mace Tyrell (#56)

Round 8

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Trystane Martell (#57)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Child of the Forest (#58)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Osha (#59)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Olly (#60)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Karsi (#61)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Khal Moro (#62)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Khal Rhalko (#63)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Kills
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.

Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
42:41 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of blind Arya on the streets of Braavos.
Arya: "I can't see."
Waif: That's your problem, not mine."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word."
(Convincing Argument)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
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Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
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Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
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Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
29:48 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma."
(Witty Insult)
36:38 (+3) Qhono:
Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."
(Witty Insult)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life."
(Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Edd is our only chance.
Steve Cash: "It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance."
(Funny Line)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Special
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
29:17 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Special)
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)