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Arya Not Entertained | Fantasora

Arya Not Entertained (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 51.5 5 - 6 7 (+1.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 4 4.5 2.5 (+2.5) 7 4.5
2 2 50 9 1.5 (+4) 6 (+2) 5.5 7 (+2.5) 7 4 4.5 (+2) 5.5 6 4.5
3 2 43.5 -7 8 6 3 6 3.5 4 4.5 7.5 4.5 4.5
4 2 41.5 4 10 (+3) 8 (+1) 8 (+1.5) 4 3.5 4 4.5 2.5 (+0.5) 2.5 4.5
5 2 36.5 -4.5 15 2 1 1.5 3.5 4 4.5 7.5 8 4.5
6 2 35 2 16.5 2 (+2) 5.5 (+0.5) 3 3.5 4 4.5 (+2) 5.5 (+0.5) 2.5 4.5
7 - 34 -1 17.5 2 (+2) 3 5 3.5 8 4.5 2.5 1 4.5
8 3 32 -7.5 19.5 4 3 1.5 3.5 4 4.5 2.5 4.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 121 +9 - (+2) 2 3 0 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+6) 105 0
2 1 71 +46 50 10 (+6) 12 (+18) 24 (+10) 10 0 0 0 (+12) 15 0
3 2 61 +43 60 (+10) 10 (+6) 9 (+9) 18 (+5) 5 0 0 (+10) 10 (+3) 9 0
4 3 50 +40 71 (+22) 26 (+9) 15 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
5 3 48 +13 73 10 6 (+9) 15 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 6 0
6 2 37 +14 84 (+2) 2 (+6) 6 (+6) 9 0 20 0 0 0 0
7 1 27 +22 94 2 (+6) 9 (+3) 3 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0
8 2 20 +3 101 8 (+3) 6 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Totals 435 +190 70 66 75 15 20 0 42 147 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 2 +1 - W-2 51.5 35.5
2 1 2 +1 - W-2 50 30.5
5 2 1 - 1 L-1 36.5 60.5
6 2 1 +1 1 W-1 35 13.5
4 2 1 +1 1 W-1 41.5 25
3 2 1 - 1 L-1 43.5 24
7 - 0 - 2 L-2 34 18.5
8 3 0 - 2 L-2 32 10

Episode 2: Home

A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Varys:
9 pts
13 43 Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Roose Bolton:
22 pts
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Tommen Baratheon:
3 pts
3 40 The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts
Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Tyrion Lannister:
25 pts
46 9 ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Grey Worm :
6 pts
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Balon Greyjoy:
16 pts
22 14 Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Tormund Giantsbane:
8 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Avg: 60.5 , Record: 1-1
Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Avg: 18.5 , Record: 0-2
The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Avg: 25 , Record: 1-1
Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Avg: 30.5 , Record: 2-0
Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Avg: 35.5 , Record: 2-0
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Avg: 10 , Record: 0-2
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Avg: 13.5 , Record: 1-1
A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Avg: 24 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate) 1-1, 24 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Results May Varys (jpryanlaw) 2-0, 30.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Results May Varys loses. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman) 0-2, 18.5 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins. (+1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow) 1-1, 25 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger) 0-2, 10 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner) 1-1, 60.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Results May Varys loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Khal Moro is not bae wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott) 2-0, 35.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Results May Varys loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

ATeamNeedsaName vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Whitewalking Dead vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Results May Varys wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Khal Moro is not bae [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A girl just wants to have fun wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 2

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Varys (#9)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Samwell Tarly (#10)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Margaery Tyrell (#12)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Jorah Mormont (#13)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jon Snow (#14)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Hodor (#16)

Round 3

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Three-eyed raven (#18)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Roose Bolton (#19)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Brienne of Tarth (#20)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Theon Greyjoy (#21)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Daario Naharis (#22)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Missandei (#24)

Round 4

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Bronn (#25)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grey Worm (#26)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: White Walker (Night King) (#27)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: High Sparrow (#28)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Tommen Baratheon (#29)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Balon Greyjoy (#31)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Obara Sand (#32)

Round 5

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Rickon Stark (#33)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Brynden Tully (Blackfish) (#34)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Randyll Tarly (#35)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Loras Tyrell (#36)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#38)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Lancel Lannister (#39)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#40)

Round 6

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Ellaria Sand (#41)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Doran Martell (#42)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Yara Greyjoy (#43)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Podrick Payne (#44)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Meera Reed (#45)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Euron Greyjoy (#46)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Qyburn (#47)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Walder Frey (#48)

Round 7

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Eddard Stark (#49)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Thoros of Myr (#50)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#51)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Benjen Stark (#52)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Gilly (#53)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Robin Arryn (#54)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#55)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Mace Tyrell (#56)

Round 8

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Trystane Martell (#57)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Child of the Forest (#58)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Osha (#59)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Olly (#60)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Karsi (#61)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Khal Moro (#62)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Khal Rhalko (#63)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
(+10) 10
(+5) 5
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Acts of Intercourse Points
20
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by jfarmz (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
(Special)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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