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Arya Not Entertained | Fantasora

Arya Not Entertained (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 53 -1 - 7 6.5 7 7 6.5 4.5 4 6 4.5
2 - 47.5 - 5.5 8 8 (+1.5) 2.5 2 6.5 4.5 8 3.5 4.5
3 - 43.5 -1.5 9.5 4 2.5 6 8 2 4.5 5 7 4.5
4 - 41.5 0.5 11.5 5 6.5 4 (+0.5) 4.5 4 4.5 6.5 2 4.5
5 2 38.5 5.5 14.5 2 (+1.5) 4.5 (+2) 8 2 5 4.5 3 (+2) 5 4.5
6 1 37.5 -0.5 15.5 3 4.5 5 (+0.5) 6 8 4.5 1 1 4.5
7 1 36 -1.5 17 1 2.5 2.5 4.5 2 4.5 6.5 8 4.5
8 - 26.5 -1.5 26.5 6 1 1 2 2 4.5 (+0.5) 2 3.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 277 +7 - 31 (+3) 24 (+3) 48 35 0 0 (+1) 25 114 0
2 - 254 +22 23 50 (+6) 48 (+6) 66 (+10) 25 15 0 20 30 0
3 - 236 +11 41 18 (+3) 24 (+6) 18 10 0 0 (+2) 28 138 0
4 - 233 +17 44 75 (+3) 54 (+12) 18 0 15 0 (+2) 47 24 0
5 1 176 +53 101 (+5) 25 (+6) 27 (+33) 72 0 10 0 15 (+9) 27 0
6 1 163 +19 114 36 (+6) 48 (+3) 21 (+5) 10 5 0 (+2) 28 (+3) 15 0
7 1 147 +24 130 (+5) 29 (+3) 27 (+6) 33 (+5) 15 (+5) 30 0 10 3 0
8 - 97 +4 180 38 12 12 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 24 0
Totals 1583 +157 302 264 288 95 75 0 184 375 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 6 +1 - W-2 53 36.29
2 1 4 +1 2 W-1 47.5 33.29
4 2 4 +1 2 W-2 38.5 25.14
3 1 4 - 2 L-2 43.5 39.57
7 2 3 - 3 L-2 36 33.71
5 1 3 - 3 L-1 41.5 23.29
6 1 3 +1 3 W-1 37.5 21
8 - 1 - 5 L-1 26.5 13.86

Episode 7: The Broken Man

What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
15 pts
17 7 Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Davos Seaworth:
6 pts
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Brienne of Tarth:
3 pts
4 22 Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
16 pts
The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Theon Greyjoy:
8 pts
19 24 Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Yara Greyjoy:
13 pts
ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
11 53 A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Bronn:
21 pts

Episode 8: No One

The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow)
Avg: 23.29 , Record: 3-4
ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner)
Avg: 33.71 , Record: 3-4
Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger)
Avg: 13.86 , Record: 1-6
A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate)
Avg: 25.14 , Record: 4-3
Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott)
Avg: 39.57 , Record: 4-3
Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman)
Avg: 21 , Record: 3-4
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today (nathanmcguire13)
Avg: 33.29 , Record: 4-3
Results May Varys (jpryanlaw)
Avg: 36.29 , Record: 6-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 8: No One

A girl just wants to have fun (saraanntate) 4-3, 25.14 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #6

Results May Varys (jpryanlaw) 6-1, 36.29 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Bringing Cersei Back (davidbburman) 3-4, 21 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #7

The Whitewalking Dead (rdbralow) 3-4, 23.29 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins. (maintain rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead loses. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Khal Moro is not bae (brookebenninger) 1-6, 13.86 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #8

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-7, rank #8

ATeamNeedsaName (t.c.kentner) 3-4, 33.71 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName wins. (+1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bringing Cersei Back loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
ATeamNeedsaName loses. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Bringing Cersei Back wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #7

Now my watch begins (tibbydoscott) 4-3, 39.57 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Whitewalking Dead vs. ATeamNeedsaName [Matchup]
The Whitewalking Dead wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
ATeamNeedsaName wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Moro is not bae vs. A girl just wants to have fun [Matchup]
A girl just wants to have fun wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Now my watch begins vs. Bringing Cersei Back [Matchup]
Now my watch begins loses. (-1 rank)
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today vs. Results May Varys [Matchup]
What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #6

Round 1

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 2

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Varys (#9)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Samwell Tarly (#10)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Margaery Tyrell (#12)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Jorah Mormont (#13)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jon Snow (#14)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Hodor (#16)

Round 3

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Three-eyed raven (#18)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Roose Bolton (#19)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Brienne of Tarth (#20)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Theon Greyjoy (#21)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Daario Naharis (#22)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Missandei (#24)

Round 4

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Bronn (#25)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grey Worm (#26)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: White Walker (Night King) (#27)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: High Sparrow (#28)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Tommen Baratheon (#29)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Balon Greyjoy (#31)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Obara Sand (#32)

Round 5

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Rickon Stark (#33)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Brynden Tully (Blackfish) (#34)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Randyll Tarly (#35)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Loras Tyrell (#36)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#38)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Lancel Lannister (#39)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#40)

Round 6

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Ellaria Sand (#41)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Doran Martell (#42)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Yara Greyjoy (#43)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Podrick Payne (#44)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Meera Reed (#45)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Euron Greyjoy (#46)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Qyburn (#47)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Walder Frey (#48)

Round 7

  1. Now my watch begins chose: Eddard Stark (#49)
  2. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Thoros of Myr (#50)
  3. Results May Varys chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#51)
  4. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Benjen Stark (#52)
  5. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Gilly (#53)
  6. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Robin Arryn (#54)
  7. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#55)
  8. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Mace Tyrell (#56)

Round 8

  1. A girl just wants to have fun chose: Trystane Martell (#57)
  2. ATeamNeedsaName chose: Child of the Forest (#58)
  3. Bringing Cersei Back chose: Osha (#59)
  4. The Whitewalking Dead chose: Olly (#60)
  5. Khal Moro is not bae chose: Karsi (#61)
  6. Results May Varys chose: Khal Moro (#62)
  7. What do we say to auto-draft? Not today....not today chose: Khal Rhalko (#63)
  8. Now my watch begins chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1) 124
(+1) 115
(+1) 112
101
(+6) 84
Deaths Points
(+1) 16
(+1) 16
(+1) 15
(+1) 15
(+1) 15

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Kills
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
45:55 (+5) The Waif:
The Waif stabs Arya Stark several times in the belly, although she manages to escape by diving into the canals. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by lize1017 (approved!)
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk." (Convincing Argument)
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Freys attempt to negotiate for the surrender of Riverrun by threatening to cut Edmure Tully's throat. The Blackfish coldly calls their bluff without regard for his nephew's life, convincing them to spare the heir to House Tully (for now).

Black Walder: "Yield the castle, or I cut his throat."
Brynden: "Go on, then. Cut his throat."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul." (Threat)
to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop." (Threat)
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does."
(Funny Line)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?" (Threat)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
"As far as I understand, you're a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton. Or is she a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "How many fighting men can we expect?"
Lyanna Mormont: "62."
(Funny Line)
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
submitted by Laxis (approved!)
The Blackfish: "I assume you're here to fulfill the vow you gave my niece. I don't see Sansa and Arya."
Jaime: "I don't have them."
The Blackfish: "Pity. Do you wish to resume your captivity?"
(Witty Insult)
Jaime Lanniser: "But if you surrender, I'll spare the lives of your men. On my honor."
Blackfish: "Your honor? Bargaining with oathbreakers is like building on quicksand."
(Witty Insult)
to Jaime: "We have enough provisions for two years. Do you have two years, Kingslayer?" (Threat)
Jaime Lannister: "You clearly have no intention of saving your men's lives. Why did you come treat with me?"
Blackfish: "Sieges are dull. And I wanted to see you in person, get the measure of you."
Jaime: "Well, now you have."
Blackfish: "Aye, now I have. I'm disappointed."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sansa Stark: "I would remind you that House Glover is pledged to House Stark. Sworn to answer when called upon."
Robbett Glover: "Yes, my family served House Stark for centuries ... When my brother was lord of this castle, he answered Robb's call and hailed him King in the North. And where was King Robb when the Ironborn attacked this castle? ... Taking up with a foreign whore. Getting himself and those who followed him killed. I served House Stark once, but House Stark is dead."
(Witty Insult)
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks while giving a pep talk to Theon. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Confirmation of Maege Mormont's death by her daughter, the young Lyanna: "My mother wasn't a great beauty ... She was a great warrior, though. She died fighting for your brother Robb." (Death)
submitted by rkpop74 (approved!)
48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
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