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BAE-steros (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 51.5 1.5 - 4 (+1.5) 4.5 (+0.5) 6.5 8 3.5 4.5 8 8 4.5
2 1 44.5 -0.5 7 6 7.5 4 (+3) 6.5 3.5 4.5 3 5 4.5
3 1 44.5 -2 7 2.5 (+1.5) 7.5 6.5 6.5 3.5 4.5 3 6 4.5
4 4 41.5 9.5 10 (+5.5) 7 (+0.5) 1.5 (+1) 4 3 (+3) 7 4.5 3 7 4.5
5 1 40.5 -2.5 11 2.5 4.5 (+0.5) 8 3 3.5 4.5 6 4 4.5
6 1 37 -3 14.5 5 6 (+0.5) 1.5 3 8 4.5 3 1.5 4.5
7 1 32.5 -2 19 (+1) 8 3 1.5 3 3.5 4.5 3 1.5 4.5
8 1 32 -1 19.5 1 1.5 (+1) 4 3 3.5 4.5 7 (+1) 3 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 206 +46 - (+6) 8 (+6) 12 (+6) 24 (+15) 25 0 0 (+10) 32 (+3) 105 0
2 5 96 +63 110 (+40) 40 (+3) 6 (+6) 9 0 (+5) 5 0 0 (+9) 36 0
3 1 81 +17 125 34 (+6) 24 (+3) 9 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
4 1 68 +23 138 2 (+3) 12 (+6) 27 0 0 0 (+11) 21 (+3) 6 0
5 1 67 +18 139 2 (+12) 24 (+3) 24 5 0 0 0 (+3) 12 0
6 - 62 +23 144 (+20) 50 (+3) 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 4 56 +6 150 12 (+3) 21 (+3) 3 0 20 0 0 0 0
8 - 40 +20 166 0 6 (+6) 9 0 0 0 (+11) 22 (+3) 3 0
Totals 676 +216 148 114 108 35 25 0 75 171 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 3 +1 - W-3 51.5 68.67
4 - 2 +1 1 W-2 40.5 22.67
t-2 1 2 - 1 L-1 44.5 27
t-2 - 2 - 1 L-1 44.5 22.33
5 3 1 +1 2 W-1 41.5 32
7 - 1 +1 2 W-1 32 13.33
6 1 1 - 2 L-2 37 18.67
8 2 0 - 3 L-3 32.5 20.67

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37)
Jon Snow:
57 pts
63 23 Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89)
Eddard Stark:
20 pts
The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4)
Ramsay Bolton:
14 pts
17 23 Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42)
Olly:
10 pts
Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88)
Tyrion Lannister:
16 pts
46 6 The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22)
Eddison Tollett:
6 pts
The Usurpers (drico2424)
Varys:
9 pts
18 20 Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551)
Rickon Stark:
10 pts

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

The Usurpers (drico2424)
Avg: 22.33 , Record: 2-1
Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37)
Avg: 32 , Record: 1-2
Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88)
Avg: 68.67 , Record: 3-0
Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42)
Avg: 22.67 , Record: 2-1
The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22)
Avg: 18.67 , Record: 1-2
Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89)
Avg: 20.67 , Record: 0-3
The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4)
Avg: 27 , Record: 2-1
Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551)
Avg: 13.33 , Record: 1-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

The Usurpers (drico2424) 2-1, 22.33 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Where the Wildlings Are wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22) 1-2, 18.67 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where the Wildlings Are loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon loses. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88) 3-0, 68.67 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #4

Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89) 0-3, 20.67 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins. (+1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-4, rank #8

Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42) 2-1, 22.67 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins. (+1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Where the Wildlings Are wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #7

Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551) 1-2, 13.33 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson loses, or they win and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37) 1-2, 32 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where the Wildlings Are loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #7

The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4) 2-1, 27 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Usurpers vs. Jon Snow's Jonson [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The 4th Dragon vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Sand Snakes vs. Where the Wildlings Are [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

Round 1

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Jaime Lannister (#6)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#8)

Round 2

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Sansa Stark (#10)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Roose Bolton (#11)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Bran Stark (#12)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Melisandre (#13)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Hodor (#14)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Davos Seaworth (#15)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Samwell Tarly (#16)

Round 3

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Theon Greyjoy (#17)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Varys (#18)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Margaery Tyrell (#20)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Bronn (#21)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: High Sparrow (#22)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Tommen Baratheon (#23)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Euron Greyjoy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: White Walker (Night King) (#25)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Daario Naharis (#26)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Lancel Lannister (#28)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#29)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Grey Worm (#30)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Missandei (#31)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Alliser Thorne (#32)

Round 5

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Doran Martell (#33)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#34)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Gilly (#35)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Three-eyed raven (#36)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Podrick Payne (#37)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Walder Frey (#38)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Trystane Martell (#39)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Randyll Tarly (#40)

Round 6

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Tyene Sand (#41)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#42)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#43)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Ellaria Sand (#44)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Obara Sand (#45)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Nymeria Sand (#46)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Khal Moro (#47)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Areo Hotah (#48)

Round 7

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Loras Tyrell (#49)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Qyburn (#50)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Leaf (#51)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Meera Reed (#52)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Mace Tyrell (#53)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Robin Arryn (#55)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Eddard Stark (#56)

Round 8

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Kevan Lannister (#57)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Rickon Stark (#58)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Olly (#59)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Olyvar (#60)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Eddison Tollett (#61)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Osha (#62)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Thoros of Myr (#63)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Tycho Nestoris (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
20
(+5) 5
- -
- -
- -
Deaths Points
(+1) 12
(+1) 11
(+1) 11
(+1) 11
(+1) 11

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Kills
Arthur Dayne stabs Howland Reed in the stomach. (Major Injury of Named Character)
The Targaryen Kingsguard stabs through one of Ned Stark's bannermen during Bran's vision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ned stabs the Targaryen Kingsguard, Gerold Hightower, through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
Arthur slashes another of Ned Stark's bannermen across the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne cross-slices the throat of one of Ned Stark's bannermen with both swords. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne stabs through the throat of another of Ned Stark's bannermen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured Howland comes to Ned's aid, stabbing Ser Arthur Dayne through the back of his neck. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Ned finishes off the mortally-wounded Targaryen Kingsguard Arthur Dayne. (Kill of Named Character)
38:29 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 2: nighttime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
38:32 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 3: daytime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Kill of Named Character)
49:19 (+40) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:25 (+3) Varys:
Varys' investigations have exposed Vala, the Meereenese prostitute who lured the Unsullied to her brothel so that the Sons of the Harpy could murder them.
"I know who you are and what you've done. You've done a lot. You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do. And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
27:55 (+3) Varys:
Varys has discovered the source of the rebellion's funding after coercing the prostitute Vala.
"Sorry.. I was busy, learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy. Some things you can't rush... The Good Masters of Astapor, and the Wise Masters of Yunkai, with help from their friends in Volantis."
(Secret Discovery)
27:55 (+3) Vala:
Valla sells out the Sons of the Harpy, taking Varys' offer to escape Meereen and a large bag of silver. (Act of Betrayal)
29:05 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn gains the loyalty of Varys' old spy network of little birds. They turn out to be beggar children from the streets of King's Landing, one of whom is named Arthur..
Qyburn: "Your eye looks much better, Arthur. How's your mother's jaw?"
Arthur: "Better."
Qyburn: "And your father?"
Arthur: "No one's seen him."
Qyburn: "And no one will. That worked out rather nicely."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
29:21 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn tracks down and recruits Varys' "little birds" of King's Landing. (Secret Discovery)
Kevan Lannister rebuffs Cersei's attempt to force her way into the Small Council discussions, by simply ordering the meeting to be moved.
Jaime Lannister: "We've got a lot to discuss. All of us together."
Cersei Lannister: "And seeing as you cannot make us leave, we best get on with it."
Kevan Lannister: "No, we cannot make you leave. And you cannot make us stay."
(Executive Decision)
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out."
(Convincing Argument)
Ramsay takes Osha and Rickon Stark as prisoners, after they are turned over to him by Smalljon Umber. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Smalljon Umber betrays Rickon Stark and Osha, who his house has been hiding as fugitives, turning them over to Ramsay Bolton. (Act of Betrayal)
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?
(Witty Insult)
7:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
8:26 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly: "Did I ever tell you that I thought the sea was called 'the see' because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see?"
Sam: "I don't think so."
(Funny Line)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Tyrion: "A wise man once said, a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me. Just now."
*awkward long pause*
Tyrion: "... alright, no conversations."
(Funny Line)
to Greyworm and Missandei: "Alright no drinking, we can play without drinking. It's a wonderful game - I invented it. Here's how it works: I make a statement about your past; if I'm wrong, I drink. And if I'm right... maybe we can't play without drinking." (Funny Line)
to Qyburn: "Does he (Gregor Clegane) understand what we're saying? I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place." (Witty Insult)
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)
submitted by klov3r (approved!)
Olenna: "I was invited, my dear, to help deal with several troublesome issues, such as the Queen's imprisonment."
Cersei: "Thank you for bringing it up. It's well past time we addressed the abuses I endured."
Olenna: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Witty Insult)
Waif: "That's a short list. That can't be everyone you want to kill. Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?"
Arya: "Which name would you like a girl to speak?"
(Threat)
Ramsay Bolton: "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners."
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
Smalljon Umber: "Fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths. I've got a gift for you."
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads."
(Funny Line)
to Ramsay Bolton and Harald Karstark: "And a boy, nice and young. The way Karstark likes 'em." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while making smalltalk with Greyworm and Missandei before the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his refill as he, Grey Worm, and Missandei continue to wait for Varys at the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while hearing a proposal from Smalljon Umber (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
2:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
The Targaryen Kingsguard dies after being stabbed through the throat by Ned Stark. (Death)
Arthur Dayne is killed by Eddard Stark after being stabbed through the back of the neck by Howland Reed. (Death)
Smalljon Umber confirms the death of the Greatjon:
to Ramsay Bolton: "Your father was a cunt, and that's why you killed him. I might have done the same to my father if he hadn't have done me the favor of dying on his own."
(Death)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Death)
Olly is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
First Builder Yarwyck is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
+1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran visits a scene from the past, watching his father Eddard Stark and his bannermen face off against two Targaryen Kingsguard. (Special)
Grey Worm with the second episode in a row with a three-syllable word:
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)
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Waif: "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?"
Arya: "Cersei Lannister. Gregor Clegane. Walder Frey."
(Special)
43:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall."
(Special)
44:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends." (Special)
to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)