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BAE-steros (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 48.5 -1 - 3 3 (+1) 7.5 8 3 4.5 8 7 4.5
2 4 46 6.5 2.5 (+3) 8 1.5 4 1.5 7 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+1) 8 4.5
3 2 43 2.5 5.5 6 (+1) 7 1.5 5 6 4.5 (+0.5) 2.5 (+2.5) 6 4.5
4 1 42.5 -0.5 6 7 8 1.5 5 8 4.5 (+0.5) 2.5 1.5 4.5
5 3 40.5 -3.5 8 1.5 5.5 7.5 5 3 4.5 4 5 4.5
6 2 38 -3 10.5 1.5 (+0.5) 5.5 5 5 3 4.5 5 4 4.5
7 - 37.5 -0.5 11 4 1.5 (+1) 6 5 3 4.5 6 3 4.5
8 - 28 -0.5 20.5 5 (+1) 4 (+1.5) 3 1.5 3 4.5 1 1.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 386 +224 - (+98) 138 (+3) 12 21 0 10 0 (+21) 31 (+102) 174 0
2 1 241 +20 145 (+2) 10 (+3) 18 (+6) 33 (+5) 35 0 0 (+1) 34 (+3) 111 0
3 - 187 +36 199 (+14) 80 (+6) 45 (+6) 12 5 35 0 (+10) 10 0 0
4 - 152 +53 234 (+19) 63 (+9) 33 12 5 5 0 (+10) 10 (+15) 24 0
5 3 102 +34 284 (+10) 60 (+12) 24 (+12) 18 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 1 99 +4 287 2 27 33 5 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 21 0
t-7 1 94 +9 292 2 (+9) 27 27 5 0 0 21 12 0
t-7 - 94 +11 292 12 (+3) 12 (+6) 30 5 0 0 (+2) 26 9 0
Totals 1355 +391 367 198 186 60 50 0 143 351 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 4 +1 - W-1 48.5 48.2
3 2 3 +1 1 W-1 43 30.4
2 4 3 +1 1 W-3 46 77.2
4 2 3 - 1 L-1 38 18.8
7 - 2 - 2 L-1 37.5 18.8
6 3 2 - 2 L-3 40.5 19.8
5 1 2 - 2 L-1 42.5 37.4
8 - 1 +1 3 W-1 28 20.4

Episode 5: The Door

Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89)
White Walker (Night King):
16 pts
34 9 Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42)
Yara Greyjoy:
6 pts
The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22)
Meera Reed:
14 pts
36 224 Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37)
Hodor:
110 pts
Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88)
Tyrion Lannister:
14 pts
20 11 Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551)
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
The Usurpers (drico2424)
Varys:
3 pts
4 53 The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4)
Bran Stark:
53 pts

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551)
Avg: 18.8 , Record: 2-3
Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89)
Avg: 20.4 , Record: 1-4
Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37)
Avg: 77.2 , Record: 3-2
Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42)
Avg: 18.8 , Record: 3-2
Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88)
Avg: 48.2 , Record: 4-1
The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4)
Avg: 30.4 , Record: 3-2
The Usurpers (drico2424)
Avg: 19.8 , Record: 2-3
The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22)
Avg: 37.4 , Record: 2-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

The Usurpers (drico2424) 2-3, 19.8 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #7

The 4th Dragon (fisher.jeremy.22) 2-3, 37.4 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The 4th Dragon loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #7

Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88) 4-1, 48.2 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #3

Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89) 1-4, 20.4 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Stannis did Nothing Wrong wins. (+1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-5, rank #8

Wyld Fyre Stallyns (wdgannon42) 3-2, 18.8 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Sand Snakes loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses. (maintain rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
The 4th Dragon wins and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #6

Where the Wildlings Are (jasonl55551) 2-3, 18.8 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The 4th Dragon loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are loses. (-1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The 4th Dragon wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #8

Jon Snow's Jonson (ryan.bartman37) 3-2, 77.2 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins. (maintain rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
Valyrian steel your girl loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Sand Snakes loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The 4th Dragon wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #6

The Sand Snakes (m.gucwa4) 3-2, 30.4 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Sand Snakes wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the Wildlings Are vs. Stannis did Nothing Wrong [Matchup]
Where the Wildlings Are wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jon Snow's Jonson vs. Wyld Fyre Stallyns [Matchup]
Jon Snow's Jonson wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Wyld Fyre Stallyns wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Valyrian steel your girl vs. The Sand Snakes [Matchup]
The Usurpers vs. The 4th Dragon [Matchup]
The Usurpers wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The 4th Dragon wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #6

Round 1

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Jaime Lannister (#6)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#8)

Round 2

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Sansa Stark (#10)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Roose Bolton (#11)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Bran Stark (#12)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Melisandre (#13)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Hodor (#14)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Davos Seaworth (#15)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Samwell Tarly (#16)

Round 3

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Theon Greyjoy (#17)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Varys (#18)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Margaery Tyrell (#20)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Bronn (#21)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: High Sparrow (#22)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Tommen Baratheon (#23)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Euron Greyjoy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: White Walker (Night King) (#25)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Daario Naharis (#26)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Lancel Lannister (#28)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#29)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Grey Worm (#30)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Missandei (#31)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Alliser Thorne (#32)

Round 5

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Doran Martell (#33)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#34)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Gilly (#35)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Three-eyed raven (#36)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Podrick Payne (#37)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Walder Frey (#38)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Trystane Martell (#39)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Randyll Tarly (#40)

Round 6

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Tyene Sand (#41)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#42)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#43)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Ellaria Sand (#44)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Obara Sand (#45)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Nymeria Sand (#46)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Khal Moro (#47)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Areo Hotah (#48)

Round 7

  1. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Loras Tyrell (#49)
  2. The Usurpers chose: Qyburn (#50)
  3. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Leaf (#51)
  4. The 4th Dragon chose: Meera Reed (#52)
  5. The Sand Snakes chose: Mace Tyrell (#53)
  6. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Robin Arryn (#55)
  8. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Eddard Stark (#56)

Round 8

  1. Stannis did Nothing Wrong chose: Kevan Lannister (#57)
  2. Where the Wildlings Are chose: Rickon Stark (#58)
  3. Wyld Fyre Stallyns chose: Olly (#59)
  4. The Sand Snakes chose: Olyvar (#60)
  5. The 4th Dragon chose: Eddison Tollett (#61)
  6. Jon Snow's Jonson chose: Osha (#62)
  7. The Usurpers chose: Thoros of Myr (#63)
  8. Valyrian steel your girl chose: Tycho Nestoris (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+110) 122
(+1) 113
(+110) 110
(+6) 98
78
Acts of Intercourse Points
20
(+20) 20
15
(+10) 10
5
Deaths Points
(+1) 14
(+1) 13
(+1) 13
(+1) 12
(+1) 12

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 5: The Door

Kills
7:56 (+2) The Waif:
A weaponless Waif still manages to knock out Arya with a 4-stroke uppercut combo. "You'll never be one of us, Lady Stark." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
47:51 (+4) Leaf:
Leaf throws the first magical hand grenade, destroying two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest kills 4 wights with the magic hand grenades as the White Walkers and their horde march onto the entrance of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Meera cuts down the first wight to fall into the cave through the weirwood root system. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Summer leaps onto the second wight just before it attacks Meera Reed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The bow-wielding Child of the forest kills 4 wights that crawl through the weirwood root system into the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Meera cuts down a wight as it charges through the cavern tunnels shortly after Bran wargs into Hodor. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:53 (+10) Meera Reed:
Meera throws a dragonglass spear at the bearded White Walker, piercing it in the neck and shattering it. (Kill of Named Character)
Summer dives into the crowd of wights as Bran and company make their escape out of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. He lands on one wight but is quickly cut down by the horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The White Walker King cuts down the Three-Eyed Raven after gaining access to his cavern via Bran's unsupervised vision. (Kill of Named Character)
52:46 (+76) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade, engulfing a large horde of wights in the cavern tunnels and giving Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:46 (+10) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices detonates the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing herself with a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Kill of Named Character)
55:15 (+10) Bran Stark:
While warged in, Bran forces Hodor to hold the Door against the horde of wights as he and Meera make their escape, sacrificing him in the process. (Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Political Wins
Sansa learns of the re-emergence of the Blackfish and the Tully army. "Your great-uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun. (Secret Discovery)
17:13 (+3) Leaf:
Leaf kills a man with a shard of dragonglass and creates a new White Walker to aid the Children of the Forset in the war against the First Men. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
Bran discovers the origins of the White Walkers - created by the Children of the Forest - during a warg visit to the past.
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves."
(Secret Discovery)
Yara exposes Euron Greyjoy's assassination of her father Balon during the Kingsmoot, though he quickly counters it.
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Euron wins over the Ironborn caucus, despite Yara Greyjoy's early superdelegate boost from Theon. "I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price. And here I stand." (Convincing Argument)
Euron survives a near-drowning baptism by the Drowned God, and is crowned with a bundle of sticks as the new King of the Iron Islands. (New Title)
Yara refuses to go out quietly after losing the Kingsmoot election to Euron Greyjoy - during his coronation ceremony she makes her escape and steals off with the best ships of the Iron Fleet. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by taylorreneegoodrich (approved!)
Daenerys overrules Jorah's decision to leave her: "Do not walk away from your Queen, Jorah the Andal. You have not been dismissed. You swore to obey my commands for the rest of your life. Well, I command you to find the cure wherever it is in this world. I command you to heal yourself and then return to me." (Executive Decision)
Confirmation that the slave Masters agreed to Tyrion's slavery phase-out proposal.
Varys: "In the last fortnight since our pact with the Masters..."
(Convincing Argument)
High Priestess Kinvara signs on to Team Daenerys as the Lord of HYPE.

"You don't need to persuade me. I came to help. Daenerys Stormborn is the one who was promised. From the fire she was reborn to remake the world ... I will summon my most eloquent priests. They will spread the word. Daenerys has been sent to lead the people against the darkness in this war and in the great war still to come."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The White Walkers defeat the magical defenses of the Children of the Forest, slaughtering Leaf and her companions and killing the Three-Eyed Raven with their horde of wights. (Victorious Battle)
Bran discovers the origin of Hodor's name and condition during a visit to Winterfell's past where he wargs into a young Wylas and gives him a vision of his ultimate demise years in the future at the Door. (Secret Discovery)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Littlefinger: "Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn't know you're an idiot. If you did know, you're my enemy." (Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Lady Crane (Cersei) "Who will teach him strength? Who will teach him grace? To whom will he turn when it's time to learn to look darkness in the face?"
Izembaro (Robert): "Ned Stark will do fine. Now bring me more wine!"
(Funny Line)
"Little Theon. Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn't keep. Got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king." (Witty Insult)
Theon: "Last I heard, you were gallivanting around the world having a grand old time."
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
"I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it (the Iron Fleet) to Daenarys Targaryen, along with my big cock!" (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
"The Sons of the Harpy have a good story: resist the foreign invaders. Our queen has an even better story. Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, ...and all that." (Funny Line)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
to High Priestess Kinvara: "Thank you for travelling all this way. I know from personal experience how uncomfortable the journey can be. *looks at Varys*" (Funny Line)
Brienne: "I don't like leaving you here alone."
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nick.embrey (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Lady Crane shares a drink with Bobono backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance.
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bobono shares a drink with Lady Crane backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance.
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while discussing a PR strategy for the brokered peace agreement during the Meerenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
While playing Sansa Stark, Bianca's top is ripped off by Tyrion Lannister's character.
Tyrion character: "You'll learn that what I lack in height, I make up for in appetite. So let's forget about your plight, and go rehearse our wedding night."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
The Joffrey actor performs his self-exam in the backstage of the Braavosi theater. "It's a wart... two warts." (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Bianca strips off her top backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest succumbs to one of the wights invading the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. (Death)
The Three-Eyed Raven is cut down by the White Walker King after the White Walkers and their wights invade his cavern. "The time has come. Leave me." (Death)
52:46 (+10) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Death)
55:15 (+10) Hodor:
"Hold the door." (Death)
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Joffrey's character receives a slap after Tyrion Lannister takes over as Hand of the King and claims Sansa Stark, in a version of Westerosi political events performed in a Braavosi play. (Special)
Lady Crane pours out a cup of rum for herself. "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate." (Special)
Bran taps into the weirwood.net with the Three-Eyed Raven to revisit a scene with the Children of the Forest at the Weirwood tree. (Special)
Theon elects to stump for his sister Yara, after other some of the other Ironborn nominate him to inherit the Salt Throne. "I am Theon Greyjoy, last living son of Balon Greyjoy ... and she is your rightful ruler." (Special)
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi." (Special)
submitted by wsleppy (approved!)
34:36 (+3) Varys:
High Priestess Kinvara talks to Varys about his castration.
"If not for your... mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here. Helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world... Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire?"
(Special)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
Bran taps into weirwood.net while the Three-Eyed Raven is asleep, jumping into a vision of a frozen wasteland surrounded by wights and the White Walkers. (Special)
39:37 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
45:45 (+3) Hodor:
"Ho-hodor." (Special)
45:57 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
46:02 (+3) Hodor:
"...Hodor." (Special)
Bran has a vision of the day his young father departed Winterfell for the Vale. (Special)
47:43 (+6) Hodor:
"Hodor... hodor." (Special)
49:31 (+12) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor... hodor. hodor!" (Special)
49:51 (+6) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor!" (Special)
50:09 (+6) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor." (Special)
50:22 (+18) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor! hodor. hodor! hodor! hodor!" (Special)
While embedded in a vision of Winterfell's past, Bran subconsciously wargs into Hodor in the present time so that they can escape from the White Walker horde approaching the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven. (Special)
While visiting a flashback in Winterfell's past, Bran wargs into a young Wylas, giving him a vision of his present day demise while holding the Door to allow Bran and Meera time to escape the White Walker horde. (Special)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
55:07 (+33) Hodor:
"Ho-dor Hooodor [hodedor hodedor] hooodor hooodor hodor. hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor." (Special)