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A Team has No Name (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 61.5 -2 - 7 9 6 5 9 5.5 4.5 10 5.5
2 - 61 -0.5 0.5 9 (+2) 7 7 9 4 5.5 9.5 4.5 5.5
3 2 60 8 1.5 (+4.5) 10 (+0.5) 8 (+3) 8.5 5 4 5.5 4.5 9 5.5
4 1 55.5 -2 6 8 10 8.5 2 4 5.5 4.5 7.5 5.5
5 1 53.5 -3 8 2.5 5.5 2.5 (+0.5) 10 10 5.5 4.5 (+0.5) 7.5 5.5
6 1 45.5 -1.5 16 2.5 4 10 7.5 4 5.5 4.5 2 5.5
7 1 44 -3.5 17.5 4 5.5 4 5 4 5.5 4.5 6 5.5
8 - 42.5 -2 19 5 1 1 7.5 8 5.5 4.5 4.5 5.5
9 - 42.5 8.5 19 (+4) 6 (+0.5) 3 (+3) 5 2 4 5.5 9.5 (+1) 2 5.5
10 - 29 -2 32.5 1 2 2.5 2 4 5.5 4.5 2 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 4 334 +258 - (+234) 245 (+6) 30 (+18) 30 5 0 0 0 24 0
2 1 179 +12 155 94 (+9) 27 (+3) 27 15 0 0 7 9 0
3 1 165 +23 169 (+8) 32 (+3) 33 (+9) 24 5 35 0 0 (+3) 36 0
4 1 125 +6 209 35 (+3) 39 (+3) 30 0 0 0 0 21 0
5 1 119 +8 215 5 24 9 (+5) 20 40 0 0 (+3) 21 0
6 1 67 +6 267 11 (+3) 24 12 5 0 0 0 (+3) 15 0
t-7 1 63 +3 271 5 12 (+3) 33 10 0 0 0 3 0
t-7 1 63 - 271 16 3 0 10 25 0 0 9 0
9 - 58 +36 276 (+21) 24 (+3) 9 (+9) 15 0 0 0 7 (+3) 3 0
10 - 19 +1 315 (+1) 1 6 9 0 0 0 0 3 0
Totals 1192 +353 468 207 189 70 100 0 14 144 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 4 +1 - W-4 60 83.5
2 1 3.5 +1 0.5 W-3 44 16.75
4 3 3 - 1 L-1 55.5 31.25
3 1 3 +1 1 W-3 61.5 41.25
5 - 3 +1 1 W-2 53.5 29.75
t-7 - 1 - 3 L-2 42.5 15.75
t-7 3 1 +1 3 W-1 42.5 14.5
6 - 1 - 3 L-3 61 44.75
9 1 0.5 - 3.5 L-3 29 4.75
10 1 0 - 4 L-4 45.5 15.75

Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Just the tip of my Little Finger (nczander14)
Brienne of Tarth:
1 pts
1 8 Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe (zwalex68)
Cersei Lannister:
8 pts
Ask Me About My Grey Worm (stephen.a.redden)
Jon Snow:
6 pts
6 0 Ain't GOT a Pun (jzarrillo)
Missandei:
0 pts
Insane in the Clegane (baintonw)
Tyrion Lannister:
3 pts
3 258 Took Pills Kissed Danaerys (icohence)
Daenerys Targaryen:
243 pts
Keep Calm and Victarion (tlljones1989)
Arya Stark:
12 pts
12 23 The Stallion who will mount the league. (rblaine.morris)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
Little Finger Yo Girl (dinimartiny)
Bronn:
36 pts
36 6 Third Eye Blind Raven (drico2424)
Bran Stark:
6 pts

Episode 5: Eastwatch

Little Finger Yo Girl (dinimartiny)
Avg: 14.5 , Record: 1-3
Just the tip of my Little Finger (nczander14)
Avg: 4.75 , Record: 0-3-1
Keep Calm and Victarion (tlljones1989)
Avg: 44.75 , Record: 1-3
Took Pills Kissed Danaerys (icohence)
Avg: 83.5 , Record: 4-0
The Stallion who will mount the league. (rblaine.morris)
Avg: 41.25 , Record: 3-1
Ain't GOT a Pun (jzarrillo)
Avg: 15.75 , Record: 1-3
Insane in the Clegane (baintonw)
Avg: 15.75 , Record: 0-4
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe (zwalex68)
Avg: 29.75 , Record: 3-1
Ask Me About My Grey Worm (stephen.a.redden)
Avg: 16.75 , Record: 3-0-1
Third Eye Blind Raven (drico2424)
Avg: 31.25 , Record: 3-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: Eastwatch

Took Pills Kissed Danaerys (icohence) 4-0, 83.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm wins (-1 rank)
Third Eye Blind Raven wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Took Pills Kissed Danaerys loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm loses (+1 rank)
Third Eye Blind Raven loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Third Eye Blind Raven wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #5

Third Eye Blind Raven (drico2424) 3-1, 31.25 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Took Pills Kissed Danaerys loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Third Eye Blind Raven wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #5

Keep Calm and Victarion (tlljones1989) 1-3, 44.75 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #9

Little Finger Yo Girl (dinimartiny) 1-3, 14.5 points/game, #7t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion loses, or they win and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl loses. (-1 rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #9

Just the tip of my Little Finger (nczander14) 0-3-1, 4.75 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion loses (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3-1, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-4-1, rank #10

Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe (zwalex68) 3-1, 29.75 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Took Pills Kissed Danaerys loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm loses (+1 rank)
Third Eye Blind Raven loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
The Stallion who will mount the league. wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Third Eye Blind Raven wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #5

Insane in the Clegane (baintonw) 0-4, 15.75 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Ain't GOT a Pun loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #7

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-5, rank #10

Ask Me About My Grey Worm (stephen.a.redden) 3-0-1, 16.75 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Took Pills Kissed Danaerys loses (+1 rank)
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-0-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm vs. Third Eye Blind Raven [Matchup]
Ask Me About My Grey Worm loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1-1, rank #5

Ain't GOT a Pun (jzarrillo) 1-3, 15.75 points/game, #7t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion loses, or they win and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Finger Yo Girl vs. Just the tip of my Little Finger [Matchup]
Little Finger Yo Girl wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Keep Calm and Victarion vs. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys [Matchup]
Keep Calm and Victarion wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Stallion who will mount the league. vs. Ain't GOT a Pun [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane vs. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe [Matchup]
Insane in the Clegane wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #9

Round 1

  1. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Keep Calm and Victarion chose: Arya Stark (#2)
  3. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Little Finger Yo Girl chose: White Walker (Night King) (#4)
  5. Ask Me About My Grey Worm chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. Insane in the Clegane chose: Tyrion Lannister (#6)
  7. The Stallion who will mount the league. chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Just the tip of my Little Finger chose: Sansa Stark (#8)
  9. Third Eye Blind Raven chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  10. Ain't GOT a Pun chose: Yara Greyjoy (#10)

Round 2

  1. Ain't GOT a Pun chose: Jorah Mormont (#11)
  2. Third Eye Blind Raven chose: Euron Greyjoy (#12)
  3. Just the tip of my Little Finger chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  4. The Stallion who will mount the league. chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#14)
  5. Insane in the Clegane chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#15)
  6. Ask Me About My Grey Worm chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#16)
  7. Little Finger Yo Girl chose: Melisandre (#17)
  8. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys chose: Davos Seaworth (#18)
  9. Keep Calm and Victarion chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#19)
  10. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#20)

Round 3

  1. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe chose: Qyburn (#21)
  2. Keep Calm and Victarion chose: Beric Dondarrion (#22)
  3. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys chose: Samwell Tarly (#23)
  4. Little Finger Yo Girl chose: Bronn (#24)
  5. Ask Me About My Grey Worm chose: Theon Greyjoy (#25)
  6. Insane in the Clegane chose: Gendry (#26)
  7. The Stallion who will mount the league. chose: Grey Worm (#27)
  8. Just the tip of my Little Finger chose: Podrick Payne (#28)
  9. Third Eye Blind Raven chose: Varys (#29)
  10. Ain't GOT a Pun chose: Missandei (#30)

Round 4

  1. Ain't GOT a Pun chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#31)
  2. Third Eye Blind Raven chose: Meera Reed (#32)
  3. Just the tip of my Little Finger chose: Thoros of Myr (#33)
  4. The Stallion who will mount the league. chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#34)
  5. Insane in the Clegane chose: Ellaria Sand (#35)
  6. Ask Me About My Grey Worm chose: Randyll Tarly (#36)
  7. Little Finger Yo Girl chose: Daario Naharis (#37)
  8. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys chose: Lyanna Mormont (#38)
  9. Keep Calm and Victarion chose: Gilly (#39)
  10. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe chose: Edmure Tully (#40)

Round 5

  1. Ye Olde Sandor's Chicken Shoppe chose: Eddison Tollett (#41)
  2. Keep Calm and Victarion chose: Obara Sand (#42)
  3. Took Pills Kissed Danaerys chose: Tyene Sand (#43)
  4. Little Finger Yo Girl chose: Nymeria Sand (#44)
  5. Ask Me About My Grey Worm chose: Robin Arryn (#45)
  6. Insane in the Clegane chose: Benjen Stark (#46)
  7. The Stallion who will mount the league. chose: Qhono (#47)
  8. Just the tip of my Little Finger chose: Anguy (#48)
  9. Third Eye Blind Raven chose: Robett Glover (#49)
  10. Ain't GOT a Pun chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#50)

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Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Kills
Brienne beats lucky man Podrick badly in a sparring session at Winterfell, before Arya Stark inerrupts.

Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Daenerys, riding on Drogon's back, breaks the line of Lannister soldiers with a breath of fire. "Dracarys." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon make a strafing run on the Lannister caravan, torching 34 soldiers and a dozen loot wagons in the process. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon begin a second strafing run after a volley of arrows from Jaime Lannister's archers fail to have any effect. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Dickon stabs the dual-wielding Dothraki screamer through the back while he is engaged in battle with Jaime. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield, he shoves aside a burning Lannister soldier and encounters two other burning men. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:16 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn unsheathes a sword out of the torso of an impaled, flailing Lannister soldier, inflicting the fatal damage on the way out. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:18 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield to make his way over to the Scorpion, cutting down two Dothraki screamers with the sword he takes from the torso of an impaled Lannister soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:56 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn blows away the Dothraki screamer with a bolt from the Scorpion. (Kill of Named Character)
Jaime surveys the losing battle, witnessing a field of Lannister soldiers being burned alive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon go on a third strafing run, flying over the river and targeting Jaime Lannister's position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:34 (+5) Bronn:
After a miss on his first shot, Bronn strikes a bolt from the Scorpio into Drogon's right shoulder, sending him spiraling out of control and forcing Daenerys to the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon gets to roasts two consolation horses after Bronn tackles Jaime Lannnister out of the way from his ill-fated charge at Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Bran receives Lord Baelish's Valyrian steel dagger, which was used in an attempt to assassinate him in Season 1.

Petyr Baelish: "This is for you. The last man who wielded meant to cut your throat, but your mother fought him off."
(New Weapon)
Arya convinces the Winterfell guards to allow her into the castle: "I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. But if I am, and Sansa finds you've turned me away..." (Convincing Argument)
At the Stark sibling reunion party, Bran regifts Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger to Arya.

Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple."
(New Weapon)
23:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon reveals the ancient petroglyphs carved into the obsidian cave at Dragonstone, showing the Children of the Forest and the First Men fighting together against the White Walkers.

"There is something else I want to show you, Your Grace. The children of the forest made these. ... A very long time ago. They were right here, standing where we're standing. Before there were Targaryens or Starks or Lannisters. ... They were here together, the children and the First Men.
... They fought together against their common enemy. Despite their differences, despite their suspicions. Together. We need to do the same if we're going to survive. Because the enemy is real. It's always been real."
(Secret Discovery)
Arya asserts that Brienne's vow means that she serves her as well, compelling her to engage in a sparring match. "You swore to serve both my mother's daughters, didn't you?" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ignoring the stern advice of Tyrion and all her other advisors, Daenerys finally puts herself and her dragons into action, riding Drogon into the field of battle to attack the Lannister caravan. (Executive Decision)
45:01 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn arrives to the wagon and unveils the Scorpion, a high-powered dragon-killing ballista. (New Weapon)
Although Drogon is injured, Daenerys and her Dothraki horde are successful in attacking the wagon train of Tyrell loot and breaking the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Bran interrupts Littlefinger's meddling mind games as soon as Littlefinger mentions chaos with a comeback that leaves Littlefinger speechless and his underpants soiled: "Chaos is a ladder" (Threat)
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0:00 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime to Bronn: Besides think of the upkeep, the more you own the more it weighs you down.

Bronn To Jaime: Is that why you're so glum eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
(Witty Insult)
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3:55 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?"
(Comeback)
to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)
to Arya: "Look, its cold and we're busy. So you know... best fuck off." (Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "Your Grace, there's still no word from the Unsullied."
Daenerys: "Soon, he (Grey Worm) will come back to you."
Missandei: "He better."
Daenerys: "What happened?"
Missandei: "Many things."
Daenerys: "... many things?" ?
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "You can't use that, My Lady, it's too small." (referring to Arya's sword, Needle)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry."
(Threat)
Davos: "What do you think of her?"
Jon: "Who?"
Davos: "I believe you know of whom I speak." ?
Jon: "I think she has a good heart."
Davos: "A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart."
(Funny Line)
Davos corrects Jon's grammar with a classic callback from his former King, Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "How many men do we have in the North to fight him? 10,000? Less?"
Davos: "Fewer."
Jon: "What?"
(Funny Line)
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Missandei: "Ser Davos, Lord Snow."
Davos: "King Snow, isn't it? No, that doesn't sound right. King Jon?"
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "We don't have marriage in Narth, so the concept of a bastard doesn't exist."
Davos: "That sounds... liberating."
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "All of us who came with her from Essos, we believe in her. She's not our Queen because she's the daughter of some king we never knew. She's the Queen we chose."
Davos, to Jon Snow: "Will you forgive me if I switch sides?"
(Funny Line)
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Dickon: "Ser Jaime."
Jaime: "Rickon."
Dickon: "...Dickon."
Bronn: ???
(Funny Line)
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37:28 (+3) Bronn:
to Dickon Tarly: "Men shit themselves when they die, didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" (Witty Insult)
45:41 (+3) Qhono:
to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Arya gazes at a gisant of her father, Eddard Stark, in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
32:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Missandei: "Forgive me, but may I ask a question? ... Your name is Jon Snow, but your father's name is Ned Stark?"
Jon Snow: "I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married."
(Special)
39:38 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Get back to King's Landing."
Jaime Lannister: "I'm not abandoning my army."
Bronn: "You're the commander, not a damn infantryman. Those fuckers are about to swamp us."
(Special)
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Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)
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The Feels
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)