Reppuns of the North (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 26.5 -2 - 3 4 2 1 2 2.5 3 1 4 4
2 - 25.5 0.5 1 4 1 3 3 4 2.5 1 (+1) 3 1 3
3 - 24.5 0.5 2 1 2 4 (+0.5) 4 1 2.5 2 4 3 1
4 - 23.5 1 3 2 3 1 2 3 2.5 4 (+1) 2 2 2
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 1553 +141 - 1191 (+9) 24 (+9) 60 (+45) 70 (+15) 65 0 (+5) 9 (+7) 14 (+15) 36 (+36) 84
2 - 1144 +137 409 (+10) 743 (+35) 68 (+9) 39 (+30) 35 10 0 (+6) 17 10 (+12) 135 (+35) 87
3 - 524 +102 1029 (+1) 232 (+8) 38 (+15) 36 (+30) 45 (+10) 25 0 (+5) 29 (+7) 12 (+3) 39 (+23) 68
4 - 430 +121 1123 97 (+9) 33 (+21) 78 (+55) 80 (+5) 5 0 (+4) 14 (+2) 24 (+12) 57 (+13) 42
Totals 3651 +501 2263 163 213 230 105 0 69 60 267 281
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 3 - - L-1 23.5 131
1 1 3 +1 - W-3 25.5 388.25
3 - 2 +1 1 W-1 26.5 286
4 - 0 - 3 L-4 24.5 107.5

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

Team Clapback (drevanreppunbeachy)
Brienne of Tarth:
50 pts
102 141 cripples, bastards, and broken things (repunisher)
Jaime Lannister:
56 pts
Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ (jrb)
Tyrion Lannister:
56 pts
121 137 For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. (uhleeka)
Jon Snow:
55 pts

Episode 5: The Bells

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ (jrb)
Avg: 107.5 , Record: 0-4
cripples, bastards, and broken things (repunisher)
Avg: 388.25 , Record: 3-1
Team Clapback (drevanreppunbeachy)
Avg: 131 , Record: 3-1
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. (uhleeka)
Avg: 286 , Record: 2-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: The Bells

Team Clapback (drevanreppunbeachy) 3-1, 131 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
cripples, bastards, and broken things loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
cripples, bastards, and broken things wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Team Clapback loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
cripples, bastards, and broken things loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #3

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ (jrb) 0-4, 107.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-5, rank #4

cripples, bastards, and broken things (repunisher) 3-1, 388.25 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Team Clapback loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs. cripples, bastards, and broken things [Matchup]
Team Clapback vs. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. [Matchup]
Team Clapback wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Round 1

  1. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Team Clapback chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Arya Stark (#4)

Round 2

  1. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#5)
  2. Team Clapback chose: Bran Stark (#6)
  3. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Jon Snow (#7)
  4. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: White Walker (Night King) (#8)

Round 3

  1. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#9)
  2. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Drogon (#10)
  3. Team Clapback chose: Samwell Tarly (#11)
  4. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Jaime Lannister (#12)

Round 4

  1. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Jorah Mormont (#13)
  2. Team Clapback chose: Bronn (#14)
  3. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  4. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Davos Seaworth (#16)

Round 5

  1. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Melisandre (#17)
  2. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Viserion (#18)
  3. Team Clapback chose: Rhaegal (#19)
  4. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Missandei (#20)

Round 6

  1. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Varys (#21)
  2. Team Clapback chose: Brienne of Tarth (#22)
  3. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Euron Greyjoy (#23)
  4. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Lyanna Mormont (#24)

Round 7

  1. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  2. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#26)
  3. Team Clapback chose: Beric Dondarrion (#27)
  4. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Gendry (#28)

Round 8

  1. cripples, bastards, and broken things chose: Eddard Stark (#29)
  2. Team Clapback chose: Grey Worm (#30)
  3. For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Lannister. chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#31)
  4. Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ chose: Rhaegar Targaryen (#32)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
6:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again." (House Words)
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over."
(Convincing Argument)
33:53 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over."
(Convincing Argument)
34:55 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.

to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
38:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone. (Act of Betrayal)
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)
51:22 (+3) Varys:
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information."
(Secret Discovery)
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost."
(Executive Decision)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is."
(Funny Line)
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how."
(Threat)
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror."
(Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack."
(Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like."
(Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up."
(Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways."
(Funny Line)
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking."
(Witty Insult)
49:24 (+3) Gilly:
to Jon, as Samwell blathers on about how Gilly got pregnant: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Funny Line)
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49:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Missandei drinks her toast early as the crowd cheers on Gendry's promotion to non-bastard and Lord Barathon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:02 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:07 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
After shooting a flirting smile at Podrick, Emer pairs up with him and Sarra for the night. (Act of Intercourse)
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before."
(Act of Intercourse)
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
8:54 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:54 (+1) Missandei:
Missandei sits in a chair at the side table at the Feast of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)
11:41 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry (Basic Seat)
14:53 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
51:33 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
6:41 (+2) Qhono:
Qhono's body appears on the funeral pyre as Winterfell pays their respects to the fallen. (Dead Body Appearance)
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
53:32 (+5) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal is hit by three scorpion bolts from Euron and the Greyjoy fleet, falling out of the sky and plunging into the waters next to Dragonstone. (Death)
Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain atop the ramparts at King's Landing, after delivering her final words - "Dracarys." (Death)
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Special
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)
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Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)
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37:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Special)
Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)
Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam."
(Special)
61:32 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Special)
Missandei speaks her last words in Valyrian.

Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Special)
The Feels
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
5:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.

"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again."
(Sad Feels)
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em."
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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48:32 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me."
(Sad Feels)