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For The Throne (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 51 10.5 - (+3.5) 8 (+2) 6.5 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+2) 6.5 (+3.5) 8 3.5 (+1) 5.5 1.5
2 1 49.5 9 1.5 (+2.5) 7 (+3.5) 8 2 3.5 3 (+2.5) 7 (+3.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 3
3 2 49 8.5 2 3 (+2) 6.5 (+3) 7.5 (+3.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 4.5 (+2.5) 7 3 1.5
4 3 43.5 3 7.5 3 3.5 (+3) 7.5 3.5 3 (+1.5) 6 3.5 (+1) 5.5 (+3.5) 8
5 4 39 -1.5 12 3 (+0.5) 5 4.5 3.5 3 4.5 3.5 (+1) 5.5 (+2) 6.5
6 5 38 -2.5 13 3 1.5 (+1.5) 6 3.5 (+2) 6.5 2 3.5 (+1) 5.5 (+2) 6.5
7 6 30 -10.5 21 (+1.5) 6 3.5 2 3.5 3 2 3.5 1.5 (+0.5) 5
8 7 24 -16.5 27 3 1.5 2 3.5 3 2 3.5 1.5 4
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 65 +65 - 0 (+9) 9 (+21) 21 (+10) 10 (+15) 15 (+2) 2 (+2) 2 (+6) 6 0
2 1 57 +57 8 0 (+3) 3 (+21) 21 0 0 (+4) 4 0 (+9) 9 (+20) 20
3 2 54 +54 11 (+4) 4 (+18) 18 0 0 0 (+5) 5 (+10) 10 (+12) 12 (+5) 5
4 3 47 +47 18 (+10) 10 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 (+5) 5 (+5) 5 (+6) 6 0 (+9) 9 0
5 4 41 +41 24 0 0 (+9) 9 0 (+5) 5 0 0 (+9) 9 (+18) 18
6 5 38 +38 27 0 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 (+2) 2 0 (+9) 9 (+18) 18
7 6 12 +12 53 (+1) 1 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 (+8) 8
8 7 6 +6 59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6
Totals 320 +320 15 48 57 15 25 19 12 54 75
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 49.5 54
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 49 65
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 38 41
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 43.5 57
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 39 38
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 30 12
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 51 47
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 24 6

Episode 1: Winterfell

Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer (levi.bouschard)
Yara Greyjoy:
9 pts
12 65 Tormond’s Team (mboessen1)
Euron Greyjoy:
33 pts
Lady Boessen (marybouschardg)
Bran Stark:
17 pts
54 47 The Direwolf of Wall Street (zachary.bouschard)
Cersei Lannister:
28 pts
Ewww that’s your aunt (bml283)
Arya Stark:
16 pts
41 38 Night King (noah.bouschard)
Jon Snow:
32 pts
Tywin or die trying (bouschards1)
Samwell Tarly:
25 pts
57 6 Frey’s for days (cherylbouschard)
Drogon:
3 pts

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Night King (noah.bouschard)
Avg: 38 , Record: 0-1
Tormond’s Team (mboessen1)
Avg: 65 , Record: 1-0
Ewww that’s your aunt (bml283)
Avg: 41 , Record: 1-0
Tywin or die trying (bouschards1)
Avg: 57 , Record: 1-0
Lady Boessen (marybouschardg)
Avg: 54 , Record: 1-0
Frey’s for days (cherylbouschard)
Avg: 6 , Record: 0-1
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer (levi.bouschard)
Avg: 12 , Record: 0-1
The Direwolf of Wall Street (zachary.bouschard)
Avg: 47 , Record: 0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Tormond’s Team loses and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses and you don't lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tywin or die trying loses and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Frey’s for days loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -27 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Frey’s for days wins, or they lose and you lose more than -27 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
The Direwolf of Wall Street loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Tywin or die trying (bouschards1) 1-0, 57 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Tormond’s Team loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Tywin or die trying wins. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tormond’s Team wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Tywin or die trying loses. (-1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Frey’s for days wins and you lose more than -19.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Frey’s for days (cherylbouschard) 0-1, 6 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King loses, or they win and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tormond’s Team loses and you make up 25 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tywin or die trying loses and you make up 19.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Frey’s for days wins. (+1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street loses, or they win and you make up 27 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins, or they lose and you don't make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins, or they lose and you don't make up 27 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Ewww that’s your aunt (bml283) 1-0, 41 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Tormond’s Team loses, or they win and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt wins. (+1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses, or they win and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Tormond’s Team wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Frey’s for days wins and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins and you don't make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Tormond’s Team (mboessen1) 1-0, 65 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Tywin or die trying loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Tormond’s Team loses. (-1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tywin or die trying wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Frey’s for days wins and you lose more than -25 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Lady Boessen (marybouschardg) 1-0, 54 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Tormond’s Team loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Tywin or die trying loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tormond’s Team wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tywin or die trying wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -19.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tormond’s Team loses and you make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tywin or die trying loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses and you make up 19.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Frey’s for days loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Frey’s for days wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Night King (noah.bouschard) 0-1, 38 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Night King wins. (+1 rank)
Ewww that’s your aunt vs. Tywin or die trying [Matchup]
Ewww that’s your aunt loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tywin or die trying loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Lady Boessen loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Frey’s for days loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street loses, or they win and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Night King vs. Tormond’s Team [Matchup]
Lady Boessen vs. Frey’s for days [Matchup]
Frey’s for days wins, or they lose and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs. The Direwolf of Wall Street [Matchup]
Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Direwolf of Wall Street wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Night King chose: Jon Snow (#1)
  2. Tormond’s Team chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Tywin or die trying chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Lady Boessen chose: White Walker (Night King) (#4)
  5. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Cersei Lannister (#5)
  6. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Frey’s for days chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Viserion (#8)

Round 2

  1. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  2. Frey’s for days chose: Drogon (#10)
  3. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#11)
  4. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Rhaegal (#12)
  5. Lady Boessen chose: Bran Stark (#13)
  6. Tywin or die trying chose: Sansa Stark (#14)
  7. Tormond’s Team chose: Bronn (#15)
  8. Night King chose: Grey Worm (#16)

Round 3

  1. Night King chose: Varys (#17)
  2. Tormond’s Team chose: Euron Greyjoy (#18)
  3. Tywin or die trying chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#19)
  4. Lady Boessen chose: Qyburn (#20)
  5. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Davos Seaworth (#21)
  6. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Jorah Mormont (#22)
  7. Frey’s for days chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Yara Greyjoy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#25)
  2. Frey’s for days chose: Melisandre (#26)
  3. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Gendry (#27)
  4. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#28)
  5. Lady Boessen chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. Tywin or die trying chose: Samwell Tarly (#30)
  7. Tormond’s Team chose: Missandei (#31)
  8. Night King chose: Daario Naharis (#32)

Round 5

  1. Night King chose: Greasy-haired White Walkers (#33)
  2. Tormond’s Team chose: Lyanna Mormont (#34)
  3. Tywin or die trying chose: Gilly (#35)
  4. Lady Boessen chose: Meera Reed (#36)
  5. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Beric Dondarrion (#37)
  6. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Harry Strickland (#38)
  7. Frey’s for days chose: Podrick Payne (#39)
  8. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Eddison Tollett (#40)

Round 6

  1. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Robin Arryn (#41)
  2. Frey’s for days chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#42)
  3. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#43)
  4. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Full-bearded White Walkers (#44)
  5. Lady Boessen chose: Edmure Tully (#45)
  6. Tywin or die trying chose: Rhaegar Targaryen (#46)
  7. Tormond’s Team chose: Eddard Stark (#47)
  8. Night King chose: Top-Knot White Walkers (#48)

Round 7

  1. Night King chose: Bald White Walkers (#49)
  2. Tormond’s Team chose: Hot Pie (#50)
  3. Tywin or die trying chose: Tycho Nestoris (#51)
  4. Lady Boessen chose: Maester Wolkan (#52)
  5. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Alys Karstark (#53)
  6. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara) (#54)
  7. Frey’s for days chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#55)
  8. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Olyvar (#56)

Round 8

  1. Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer chose: Melessa Tarly (#57)
  2. Frey’s for days chose: Talla Tarly (#58)
  3. Ewww that’s your aunt chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#59)
  4. The Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Wight (actor: Jack Hudson) (#60)
  5. Lady Boessen chose: Ned Umber (#61)
  6. Tywin or die trying chose: Ellaria Sand (#62)
  7. Tormond’s Team chose: Tyene Sand (#63)
  8. Night King chose: Septa Unella (#64)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: Winterfell

Kills
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by cereith717 (approved!)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..."
(Funny Line)
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
22:58 (+25) Marei:
Marei multitasks by shoving Bronn down onto the bed and mounting him while carrying on a fascinating conversation about dragonfire injuries. (Act of Intercourse)
23:04 (+20) Craya:
Craya undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
The Feels
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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