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Dragon Day Care (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 53.5 3.5 - 6 8 (+1) 7 (+3.5) 8 8 4.5 3 4.5 4.5
2 - 50.5 6.5 3 (+5) 7.5 (+2.5) 7 (+0.5) 5 3.5 4 4.5 6.5 8 4.5
3 1 45.5 3 8 1.5 (+3.5) 5 (+0.5) 8 3.5 4 4.5 (+1) 8 6.5 4.5
4 3 39 2.5 14.5 (+1) 3.5 (+0.5) 5 (+0.5) 5 (+2.5) 7 4 4.5 3 2.5 4.5
5 2 37.5 -6.5 16 7.5 5 1 3.5 4 4.5 3 4.5 4.5
6 1 34.5 -4 19 5 3 (+0.5) 2.5 3.5 4 4.5 6.5 1 4.5
7 1 33 1.5 20.5 3.5 1 (+0.5) 2.5 3.5 4 4.5 3 (+4.5) 6.5 4.5
8 2 30.5 -6.5 23 1.5 2 5 3.5 4 4.5 3 (+0.5) 2.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 166 +51 - (+32) 32 (+12) 15 (+6) 9 0 0 0 (+1) 11 99 0
2 - 88 +34 78 10 (+3) 18 (+15) 21 (+10) 10 20 0 0 (+6) 9 0
3 1 66 +41 100 0 (+9) 9 (+15) 24 0 0 0 (+11) 21 (+6) 12 0
4 1 50 +3 116 32 9 0 0 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
5 2 28 +19 138 (+2) 2 (+6) 9 (+6) 9 (+5) 5 0 0 0 3 0
6 1 26 +11 140 (+4) 6 (+3) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 0 (+1) 11 0 0
7 1 17 +15 149 2 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+12) 12 0
8 2 15 +3 151 0 3 9 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 456 +177 84 69 78 15 20 0 43 147 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 53.5 44
2 - 2 +1 - W-2 50.5 83
6 2 1 +1 1 W-1 33 8.5
3 2 1 +1 1 W-1 45.5 33
4 - 1 - 1 L-1 39 14
5 3 1 - 1 L-1 37.5 25
7 1 0 - 2 L-2 34.5 13
8 1 0 - 2 L-2 30.5 7.5

Episode 2: Home

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Tormund Giantsbane:
8 pts
11 34 Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Tyrion Lannister:
25 pts
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts
51 3 Dragon Wagon (Tose)
Jon Snow:
3 pts
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Hodor:
12 pts
15 3 Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Podrick Payne:
3 pts
50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Roose Bolton:
22 pts
41 19 CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Davos Seaworth:
9 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Avg: 25 , Record: 1-1
CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Avg: 14 , Record: 1-1
Dragon Wagon (Tose)
Avg: 7.5 , Record: 0-2
Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Avg: 44 , Record: 2-0
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Avg: 8.5 , Record: 1-1
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Avg: 83 , Record: 2-0
50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Avg: 33 , Record: 1-1
Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Avg: 13 , Record: 0-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby) 1-1, 14 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
John Blows Snow loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Dragon Wagon (Tose) 0-2, 7.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605) 2-0, 83 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow loses. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass) 0-2, 13 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman) 1-1, 33 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
John Blows Snow loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin) 2-0, 44 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins and you lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
John Blows Snow wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Bobdor (matthewwinkelried) 1-1, 25 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins. (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
John Blows Snow loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci) 1-1, 8.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses, or they win and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jon Snow (#4)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Bran Stark (#7)
  8. Bobdor chose: Brienne of Tarth (#8)

Round 2

  1. Bobdor chose: Jorah Mormont (#9)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Varys (#10)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#11)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Theon Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Daario Naharis (#13)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Bronn (#17)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#19)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#20)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Margaery Tyrell (#21)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Ramsay Bolton (#22)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: High Sparrow (#23)
  8. Bobdor chose: White Walker (Night King) (#24)

Round 4

  1. Bobdor chose: Lancel Lannister (#25)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Roose Bolton (#26)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Tommen Baratheon (#27)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Hodor (#28)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Samwell Tarly (#29)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Three-eyed raven (#30)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Areo Hotah (#32)

Round 5

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#33)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Yara Greyjoy (#35)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Khal Moro (#36)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Doran Martell (#38)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Trystane Martell (#39)
  8. Bobdor chose: Podrick Payne (#40)

Round 6

  1. Bobdor chose: Walder Frey (#41)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#42)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Euron Greyjoy (#43)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Eddard Stark (#44)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Gendry (#45)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Kevan Lannister (#46)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Loras Tyrell (#47)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Qyburn (#48)

Round 7

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Ellaria Sand (#50)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Osha (#51)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Smalljon Umber (#52)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Randyll Tarly (#53)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Gilly (#54)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Braavosi Ned Stark Actor (#55)
  8. Bobdor chose: Tyene Sand (#56)

Round 8

  1. Bobdor chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Qhono (#58)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Nymeria Sand (#59)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Robin Arryn (#60)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Rickard Stark (#61)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Beric Dondarrion (#62)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Thoros of Myr (#63)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Mace Tyrell (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
(+10) 10
(+5) 5
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Acts of Intercourse Points
20
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
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Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
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Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
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to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
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to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by rwrigley86 (approved!)
Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
(Special)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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