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Dragon Day Care (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 50 5 - (+3) 4 (+1.5) 5 (+0.5) 8 8 7 4.5 3 6 4.5
2 1 46.5 2.5 3.5 8 (+1.5) 5 6.5 (+2.5) 5 3.5 4.5 6 (+0.5) 3.5 4.5
3 1 46 3.5 4 7 (+1.5) 8 4 2 6 4.5 (+2) 8 (+0.5) 2 4.5
4 2 44.5 0.5 5.5 6 (+0.5) 7 (+0.5) 3 5 3.5 4.5 4 7 4.5
5 2 41 0.5 9 2 (+0.5) 2.5 (+1.5) 6.5 7 8 4.5 5 1 4.5
6 - 36.5 -4.5 13.5 3 2.5 2 5 5 4.5 2 8 4.5
7 2 35.5 -6.5 14.5 1 5 5 2 1.5 4.5 7 5 4.5
8 - 24 -1 26 5 1 1 2 1.5 4.5 1 3.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 3 328 +96 - (+57) 134 (+9) 42 60 (+5) 10 5 0 (+13) 47 (+12) 30 0
2 4 309 +113 19 (+70) 130 (+9) 48 (+9) 45 5 15 0 (+22) 54 (+3) 12 0
3 1 301 +43 27 (+20) 72 (+6) 45 (+3) 36 10 5 0 (+11) 28 (+3) 105 0
4 1 296 +58 32 (+30) 40 (+9) 42 (+18) 78 55 20 0 (+1) 16 45 0
5 4 276 +1 52 38 36 33 10 10 0 (+1) 14 135 0
6 1 212 +29 116 32 (+6) 36 (+21) 60 20 25 0 (+2) 30 9 0
7 2 205 +3 123 19 42 48 5 0 0 (+3) 49 42 0
8 - 121 - 207 44 24 18 5 0 0 0 30 0
Totals 2048 +343 509 315 378 120 80 0 238 408 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 6 +1 - W-2 41 23.56
1 - 6 - - L-1 50 32.89
3 1 6 +1 - W-1 36.5 30.67
5 1 4 - 2 L-3 24 13.44
4 2 4 +1 2 W-3 46.5 36.44
6 2 3.5 +1 2.5 W-1 46 34.33
7 2 3.5 - 2.5 L-3 35.5 22.78
8 2 3 - 3 L-1 44.5 33.44

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Daenerys Targaryen:
47 pts
113 58 Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Grey Worm :
23 pts
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Ramsay Bolton:
39 pts
43 96 Dragon Wagon (Tose)
Jon Snow:
71 pts
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Hodor:
1 pts
1 0 Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Tyene Sand:
0 pts
50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Osha:
1 pts
3 29 CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Davos Seaworth:
15 pts

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Avg: 22.78 , Record: 3-5-1
Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Avg: 34.33 , Record: 3-5-1
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Avg: 30.67 , Record: 6-3
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Avg: 33.44 , Record: 3-6
Dragon Wagon (Tose)
Avg: 36.44 , Record: 4-5
Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Avg: 32.89 , Record: 6-3
Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Avg: 13.44 , Record: 4-5
CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Avg: 23.56 , Record: 6-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby) 6-3, 23.56 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #3

Dragon Wagon (Tose) 4-5, 36.44 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -22.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins (-1 rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger wins (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -22.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #7

John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605) 3-6, 33.44 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses (+1 rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger loses (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses and you don't lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #8

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass) 3-5-1, 34.33 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger loses. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6-1, rank #8

50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman) 3-5-1, 22.78 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins. (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Bobdor loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses. (maintain rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6-1, rank #8

Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin) 6-3, 32.89 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #3

Bobdor (matthewwinkelried) 4-5, 13.44 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses, or they win and you make up 22.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

50 shades of Greyjoy vs. Tormund's Littlefinger [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins (-1 rank)
Tormund's Littlefinger wins (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins and you don't make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins, or they lose and you don't make up 22.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #7

Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci) 6-3, 30.67 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses, or they win and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. John Blows Snow [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bobdor vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jon Snow (#4)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Bran Stark (#7)
  8. Bobdor chose: Brienne of Tarth (#8)

Round 2

  1. Bobdor chose: Jorah Mormont (#9)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Varys (#10)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#11)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Theon Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Daario Naharis (#13)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Bronn (#17)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#19)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#20)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Margaery Tyrell (#21)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Ramsay Bolton (#22)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: High Sparrow (#23)
  8. Bobdor chose: White Walker (Night King) (#24)

Round 4

  1. Bobdor chose: Lancel Lannister (#25)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Roose Bolton (#26)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Tommen Baratheon (#27)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Hodor (#28)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Samwell Tarly (#29)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Three-eyed raven (#30)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Areo Hotah (#32)

Round 5

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#33)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Yara Greyjoy (#35)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Khal Moro (#36)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Doran Martell (#38)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Trystane Martell (#39)
  8. Bobdor chose: Podrick Payne (#40)

Round 6

  1. Bobdor chose: Walder Frey (#41)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#42)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Euron Greyjoy (#43)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Eddard Stark (#44)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Gendry (#45)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Kevan Lannister (#46)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Loras Tyrell (#47)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Qyburn (#48)

Round 7

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Ellaria Sand (#50)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Osha (#51)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Smalljon Umber (#52)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Randyll Tarly (#53)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Gilly (#54)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Braavosi Ned Stark Actor (#55)
  8. Bobdor chose: Tyene Sand (#56)

Round 8

  1. Bobdor chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Qhono (#58)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Nymeria Sand (#59)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Robin Arryn (#60)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Rickard Stark (#61)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Beric Dondarrion (#62)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Thoros of Myr (#63)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Mace Tyrell (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+71) 155
(+47) 148
(+1) 126
(+1) 117
(+1) 114

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Kills
Daario lops the head off of a Son of the Harpy, as he leads a horde of Dothraki screamers to storm the gates of Meereen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys commands her dragons to rain fire down onto one of the slaver ships attacking Meereen. 19 slaver soldiers are shown dying in the ensuing firestorm, as the ship collapses and sinks. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
10:23 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm swiftly slashes the throat of the slave master Razdal mo Eraz, after he offers up the the slaver Yezzzan zo Qaggaz to die as part of the terms of surrender to Daenerys. (Kill of Named Character)
10:23 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm slashes the throat of Belicho Paenymion, the slave master from Volantis, after he and Razdal mo Eraz offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice for Daenerys' terms of surrender. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay shoots down Rickon Stark with his longbow after giving him a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. "Do you like games, little man? Let's play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it. That's the game." (Kill of Named Character)
40:17 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun bitch slaps a beheaded Bolton rider and his horse into oblivion as they charge into battle. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:34 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun smacks away 5 soldiers on the frontline of the Bolton shield formation. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After swiping away a hole in the Bolton shield formation, Wun Wun plucks a Bolton soldier out from the interior line and flings him into the air. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the Wildling fighters charge into the Bolton shield line, Tormund reaches in to pull a soldier out of the formation, stabbing him through the belly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:54 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down two more Bolton soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund grabs the shield-holder out of the Bolton formation and yanks him down into the mud, slashing him across the back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Smalljon cuts down a Wildling fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:18 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Trapped together in the mosh pit of death, the Smalljon delivers several concussive headbutts to Tormund's skull. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
After sustaining several headbutts from Smalljon Umber while they are trapped in the moshpit of death, Tormund goes in for the kill, biting into the Smalljon's neck and ripping out his jugular. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay fires the fatal arrow through the eye of Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, killing the giant at last. (Kill of Named Character)
52:21 (+5) Jon Snow:
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."

Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Sansa feeds the imprisoned Ramsay to his own hounds.

Ramsay: "My hounds will never harm me."
Sansa: "You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself."
Ramsay: "They're loyal beasts."
Sansa: "They were. Now they're starving."
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to go with a less bloodthirsty response to the slavers attacking Meereen.

Daenerys: "I will crucify the Masters. I will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is my plan. You don't approve?"
Tyrion: "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? ... He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones and the traitors. Every man, woman, and child..."
Daenerys: "This is entirely different."
Tyrion: "You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest an alternate approach."
(Convincing Argument)
Yezzan and the other slave masters parley with Daenerys, going back on the peace agreement they brokered with Tyrion.
Razdal mo Eraz: "Once before, I offered you peace. If you had not been so arrogant, you could have returned to your homeland with a fleet of ships. Instead, you will flee Slaver's Bay on foot like the beggar queen you are."
(Act of Betrayal)
Razdal and the other slave masters parley with Daenerys, going back on the peace agreement they brokered with Tyrion. "Once before, I offered you peace. If you had not been so arrogant, you could have returned to your homeland with a fleet of ships. Instead, you will flee Slaver's Bay on foot like the beggar queen you are." (Act of Betrayal)
After Daenerys' awe-inspiring display of burnination, Grey Worm convinces the slave masters' guards to abandon their post. "You men have a choice: fight and die for masters who would never fight and die for you, or go home to your families." They promptly drop their swords and flee. (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys wins the Battle of Meereen with a terrorizing display of fire and blood with her three unleashed dragons.
Tyrion to Yezzan: "Tell your people what happened here. Tell them you live by the grace of Her Majesty. When they come forward with notions of retribution or ideas about returning the slave cities to their former glory, remind them what happened when Daenerys Stormborn and her dragons came to Meereen."
(Victorious Battle)
Davos discovers Shireen's true fate as finds the charred remains of the wooden stag toy he gifted to Shireen next to a pyre. (Secret Discovery)
Yara and Theon Greyjoy pledge themselves and the Iron Fleet to Daenerys' cause, in return for helping them retake the Iron Islands and defeat their uncle, Euron Greyjoy.

Daenerys: "You will support my claim as queen of the Seven Kingdoms and respect the integrity of the Seven Kingdoms. No more reaving, roving, raiding, or raping."
Yara: "That's our way of life."
Daenerys: "No more."
Yara: "No more."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara agrees to give Daenerys use of the Iron Fleet, and convinces her to come to Westeros and back her claim to the Iron Islands, despite Tyrion's mistrust of the Greyjoys and Theon in particular. (Convincing Argument)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Ramsay's forces successfully surround the Stark army, trapping them between a shield-and-spear formation of Bolton soldiers, and a huge mound of corpses defended by Umber and Karstark forces. (Victorious Battle)
The Knights of the Vale rout the Bolton army, striking the shield formation from the rear and decimating the spearmen with a stream of cavalry, forcing Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Sansa retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by xdwxrd (approved!)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton. (Victorious Battle)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
54:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion: "Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. 'The height of nobility,' 'a man of your stature,' 'someone to look up to.' You're all making the same five or six jokes."
Theon: "It was a long time ago."
Tyrion: "It was. And how have things been going for you since then?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by tibbydoscott (approved!)
to Jon Snow and his men: "My dogs are desperate to meet you. I haven't fed them for seven days. They're ravenous. I wonder which parts they'll try first. Your eyes? Your balls? We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Jon Snow: "We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way that Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good."
(Funny Line)
to Tormund: "No, it's a manner of speaking... not actual demons." (Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
to Davos: "I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "I need a good drink to help me sleep the night before a fight. You want some? I have a jug of sour goat's milk..."
Davos: "No thanks, it does sound delicious, but..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
(Funny Line)
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting."
(Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "Any advice?"
Melisandre: "Don't lose."
(Funny Line)
submitted by mg.flanigan11 (approved!)
Theon Greyjoy: "I didn't murder the Stark boys. But I did things that were just as bad or worse."
Yara Greyjoy: "And he paid for them."
Tyrion: "Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys: "...I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?"
Theon: "Not my claim. Hers."
Daenerys: "And what's wrong with you?"
Theon: "I'm not fit to rule."
Tyrion: "We can agree upon that at least."
(Witty Insult)
Meeting with Daenerys:
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said."
(Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
Theon: "Your ancestors defeated ours and took the Iron Islands. We ask you to give them back."
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule."
(Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
Davos rallies the archers to charge in towards the main battle: "We may as well be taking shits back here. Follow!" (Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
to Ramsay: "Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear." (Threat)
Deaths
Razdal's throat is slit by Grey Worm as part Daenerys' terms of surrender, after he vainly attempts to offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice instead. (Death)
Smalljon Umber tosses out Shaggydog's severed head to prove to Jon and Sansa that they have Rickon as their prisoner. (Dead Body Appearance)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
Rickon is killed by an arrow through his chest by Ramsay Bolton, after being given a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. (Death)
After battling while trapped together in the the moshpit of death, the Smalljon dies after Tormund rips out his jugular with his bare teeth. (Death)
Ramsay is eaten alive by his own hounds after he is imprisoned with them in the kennels of Winterfell. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Brynden Tully (Blackfish), +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Maege Mormont, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Gatins, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Lady Crane (Cersei Actress), +1 for Lem Lemoncloak, +1 for Morgan, +1 for The Waif, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Wun Wun emerges from the battle impaled by numerous arrow wounds, but valiantly follows Jon and Tormund as they track down a retreating Ramsay. (Special)
submitted by stefanik62 (approved!)
13:32 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "I keep hearing stories about you, bastard." (Special)
15:35 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Special)
18:49 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl." (Special)
Ramsay releases Rickon Stark, and taunts him by allowing him to run to the Stark side while he attempts to shoot him down with his longbow. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)