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Dragon Day Care (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 45 -1.5 - 1 3.5 (+1) 7.5 8 7 4.5 3 (+1) 6 4.5
2 1 44 -0.5 1 (+0.5) 6 (+0.5) 6.5 2.5 (+2) 5.5 3.5 4.5 4 7 4.5
3 2 44 1.5 1 8 3.5 7.5 2.5 3.5 4.5 (+4) 7 3 4.5
4 - 42.5 -2 2.5 7 6.5 4 2.5 6 4.5 6 (+0.5) 1.5 4.5
5 3 42 -3.5 3 2 8 6 2.5 1.5 4.5 8 5 4.5
6 1 41 4.5 4 4 (+3) 5 2.5 (+2) 5.5 5 4.5 2 8 4.5
7 1 40.5 3 4.5 (+2) 3 2 (+3) 5 7 (+0.5) 8 4.5 5 1.5 4.5
8 - 25 -1.5 20 5 1 1 2.5 1.5 4.5 1 4 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 275 +30 - 38 (+12) 36 (+9) 33 (+5) 10 10 0 (+1) 13 (+3) 135 0
2 - 258 +19 17 (+10) 52 (+3) 39 33 (+5) 10 5 0 (+1) 17 102 0
3 1 238 +42 37 10 33 (+12) 60 (+20) 55 20 0 (+1) 15 (+9) 45 0
4 1 232 +34 43 (+10) 77 33 (+3) 60 5 5 0 (+21) 34 18 0
5 1 202 +6 73 19 42 48 5 0 0 (+3) 46 (+3) 42 0
6 - 196 +14 79 60 39 (+9) 36 5 15 0 (+2) 32 (+3) 9 0
7 - 183 +68 92 (+30) 32 30 (+21) 39 (+10) 20 (+5) 25 0 (+2) 28 9 0
8 - 121 +17 154 (+2) 44 (+6) 24 (+3) 18 5 0 0 0 (+6) 30 0
Totals 1705 +230 332 276 327 115 80 0 185 390 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 6 +1 - W-2 45 29.75
2 - 5 - 1 L-1 41 34.38
3 - 5 +1 1 W-1 40.5 22.88
4 - 4 - 2 L-2 25 15.13
5 - 3.5 - 2.5 L-2 42 25.25
t-6 1 3 +1 3 W-1 44 32.25
t-6 2 3 +1 3 W-2 44 29
8 2 2.5 - 3.5 L-1 42.5 24.5

Episode 8: No One

Dragon Wagon (Tose)
The Waif:
20 pts
34 17 Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Brienne of Tarth:
9 pts
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Arya Stark:
15 pts
19 14 Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Bronn:
12 pts
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Jaime Lannister:
24 pts
30 68 CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
53 pts
50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Varys:
3 pts
6 42 Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Grey Worm :
17 pts

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 2-5-1
Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin)
Avg: 29.75 , Record: 6-2
John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605)
Avg: 32.25 , Record: 3-5
Dragon Wagon (Tose)
Avg: 29 , Record: 3-5
Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci)
Avg: 34.38 , Record: 5-3
Bobdor (matthewwinkelried)
Avg: 15.13 , Record: 4-4
50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman)
Avg: 25.25 , Record: 3-4-1
CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby)
Avg: 22.88 , Record: 5-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

CROWS B4 HOEZ (christopher.a.danby) 5-3, 22.88 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bobdor wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #4

Dragon Wagon (Tose) 3-5, 29 points/game, #6t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon wins. (maintain rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bobdor loses and you don't lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins (-1 rank)
John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
Dragon Wagon loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #7

John Blows Snow (wpbutler1605) 3-5, 32.25 points/game, #6t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins. (maintain rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bobdor loses and you don't lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins (-1 rank)
John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
John Blows Snow loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #7

Tormund's Littlefinger (bowmanmalpass) 2-5-1, 24.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
John Blows Snow loses (+1 rank)
Dragon Wagon loses (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5-1, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6-1, rank #8

50 shades of Greyjoy (drewvenkatraman) 3-4-1, 25.25 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bobdor loses (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-4-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Tormund's Littlefinger wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon wins (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-5-1, rank #7

Theon jumps, I jump, right? (saradolin) 6-2, 29.75 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #3

Bobdor (matthewwinkelried) 4-4, 15.13 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bobdor wins. (+1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

John Blows Snow vs. Dragon Wagon [Matchup]
John Blows Snow wins and you don't make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Wagon wins and you don't make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #6

Bring Back Khal Drogo (brian.scilacci) 5-3, 34.38 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Tormund's Littlefinger vs. Theon jumps, I jump, right? [Matchup]
Theon jumps, I jump, right? loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bring Back Khal Drogo vs. Bobdor [Matchup]
Bring Back Khal Drogo loses. (-1 rank)
50 shades of Greyjoy vs. CROWS B4 HOEZ [Matchup]
CROWS B4 HOEZ wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jon Snow (#4)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Bran Stark (#7)
  8. Bobdor chose: Brienne of Tarth (#8)

Round 2

  1. Bobdor chose: Jorah Mormont (#9)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Varys (#10)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#11)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Theon Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Daario Naharis (#13)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Bronn (#17)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#19)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#20)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Margaery Tyrell (#21)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Ramsay Bolton (#22)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: High Sparrow (#23)
  8. Bobdor chose: White Walker (Night King) (#24)

Round 4

  1. Bobdor chose: Lancel Lannister (#25)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Roose Bolton (#26)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Tommen Baratheon (#27)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Hodor (#28)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Samwell Tarly (#29)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Three-eyed raven (#30)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Areo Hotah (#32)

Round 5

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#33)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Yara Greyjoy (#35)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Khal Moro (#36)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Doran Martell (#38)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Trystane Martell (#39)
  8. Bobdor chose: Podrick Payne (#40)

Round 6

  1. Bobdor chose: Walder Frey (#41)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#42)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Euron Greyjoy (#43)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Eddard Stark (#44)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Gendry (#45)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Kevan Lannister (#46)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Loras Tyrell (#47)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Qyburn (#48)

Round 7

  1. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  2. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Ellaria Sand (#50)
  3. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Osha (#51)
  4. Dragon Wagon chose: Smalljon Umber (#52)
  5. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Randyll Tarly (#53)
  6. John Blows Snow chose: Gilly (#54)
  7. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Braavosi Ned Stark Actor (#55)
  8. Bobdor chose: Tyene Sand (#56)

Round 8

  1. Bobdor chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  2. 50 shades of Greyjoy chose: Qhono (#58)
  3. John Blows Snow chose: Nymeria Sand (#59)
  4. Bring Back Khal Drogo chose: Robin Arryn (#60)
  5. Dragon Wagon chose: Rickard Stark (#61)
  6. CROWS B4 HOEZ chose: Beric Dondarrion (#62)
  7. Theon jumps, I jump, right? chose: Thoros of Myr (#63)
  8. Tormund's Littlefinger chose: Mace Tyrell (#64)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 8: No One

Kills
Lady Crane explains that she had disfigured Bianca's face after finding out the actress tried to kill her.
Arya: "What happened to the actress? The one who wanted you dead."
Lady Crane: "Bianca. She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry. (Convincing Argument)
Edmure requests access into Riverrun and receives it from the head of the Tully guard, despite a vigorous protest from his uncle Brynden Tully. (Executive Decision)
Edmure regains control of Riverrun after he is let in by his loyal Tully soldiers. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Edmure commands the Tully forces to lay down their arms and surrender Riverrun to the Lannister/Frey forces. (Executive Decision)
After turning over Riverrun to the Lannisters/Freys, Edmure orders the arrest of his uncle, the Blackfish. "Find the Blackfish. Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys." (Act of Betrayal)
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Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night. (Secret Discovery)
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Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Arya, as she gives her Milk of the Poppy: "Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will." (Funny Line)
8:25 (+3) Gatins:
smelling his finger after plunging it up the butt of a less experienced bandit in his outlaw group: "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Witty Insult)
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Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." (Witty Insult)
Kevan: "Where are you going?"
Cersei Lannister: "To stand by my son."
Kevan: "Your place is in the gallery. With the other ladies of the court."

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(Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, 'Do you know how to swim?' The second says, 'No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages.'"
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard."
(Funny Line)
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences."
(Witty Insult)
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei." (Threat)
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
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Sandor Clegane: "They killed a friend of mine."
Thoros: "You've got friends?"
(Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:40 (+5) Gatins:
takes a swig from his wineskin (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks his first cup of wine. Tyrion: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Thoros drinks from his wineskin as he walks towards the campfire. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
9:15 (+10) Gatins:
Gatins is cut down by Sandor Clegane's woodchopping axe, as revenge for massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
46:31 (+10) Morgan:
Morgan is hunted down and executed by Sandor Clegane and the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
Arya discovers the body of Lady Crane, murdered by the Waif. (Death)
55:51 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Maege Mormont, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
9:57 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Special)
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Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
After Tyrion's joke during the Meereenese council meeting.
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*."
(Special)
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after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun. (Special)
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Advanced battle tactics require advanced vocabulary: "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the *pyramid*. The *pyramid* is the only place in the city we can defend." (Special)