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A Song of Ice and Friendship | Fantasora

A Song of Ice and Friendship (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 48 1.5 - 8 (+1) 7.5 (+1) 3.5 4 7 4.5 4 5 4.5
2 1 47.5 -5.5 0.5 6 5.5 3.5 4 3.5 4.5 8 8 4.5
3 - 47 2 1 7 (+1) 7.5 (+1) 6 7 8 4.5 1.5 1 4.5
5 1 39 -3.5 9 4 3 8 4 1.5 4.5 6 3.5 4.5
4 3 39 6.5 9 (+0.5) 2 4 (+1) 7 (+2.5) 4 (+3) 5.5 4.5 1.5 6 4.5
6 2 36.5 5 11.5 1 (+2.5) 5.5 2 4 (+3) 5.5 4.5 6 (+1) 3.5 4.5
7 2 34.5 -5 13.5 3 1 5 8 3.5 4.5 3 2 4.5
8 2 32.5 -1 15.5 5 (+0.5) 2 1 1 1.5 4.5 6 7 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 290 +1 - 53 36 18 5 5 0 (+1) 35 138 0
2 - 199 +12 91 78 (+9) 42 (+3) 18 5 15 0 11 30 0
3 - 196 +10 94 23 (+6) 18 6 0 0 0 (+1) 23 (+3) 126 0
4 - 185 +26 105 64 (+9) 42 (+12) 39 (+5) 15 25 0 0 0 0
5 2 130 +46 160 (+10) 10 (+9) 30 (+12) 42 (+5) 5 (+10) 10 0 0 33 0
6 1 126 +7 164 20 (+3) 24 (+3) 45 5 0 0 (+1) 23 9 0
7 1 114 +3 176 12 (+3) 15 36 30 5 0 10 6 0
8 - 98 +32 192 0 (+18) 36 15 5 (+10) 10 0 (+1) 23 (+3) 9 0
Totals 1338 +137 260 243 219 70 70 0 125 351 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 5 - - L-1 47.5 48.33
2 - 4 +1 1 W-1 48 33.17
3 - 4 +1 1 W-2 47 30.83
4 1 4 +1 1 W-1 39 21.67
5 1 3 - 2 L-1 34.5 19
6 - 2 - 3 L-1 32.5 32.67
7 - 1 - 4 L-2 39 21
8 - 1 +1 4 W-1 36.5 16.33

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Randyll Tarly:
26 pts
26 10 A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Arya Stark:
6 pts
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Margaery Tyrell:
3 pts
3 32 Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Cersei Lannister:
16 pts
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Lady Crane (Cersei Actress):
3 pts
7 12 Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Samwell Tarly:
9 pts
The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Hodor:
1 pts
1 46 The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Jaime Lannister:
32 pts

Episode 7: The Broken Man

The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Avg: 48.33 , Record: 5-1
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Avg: 21 , Record: 1-5
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Avg: 21.67 , Record: 4-2
Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Avg: 16.33 , Record: 1-5
Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Avg: 33.17 , Record: 4-2
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Avg: 32.67 , Record: 2-4
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Avg: 19 , Record: 3-3
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Avg: 30.83 , Record: 4-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 7: The Broken Man

Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223) 4-2, 33.17 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #5

The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman) 5-1, 48.33 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #4

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90) 3-3, 19 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #5

Theon's Sausage (mrudd27) 1-5, 16.33 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #8

Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77) 1-5, 21 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #8

A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4) 2-4, 32.67 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Hotpie's sexy return [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #8

Round 1

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jaime Lannister (#2)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#5)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Roose Bolton (#9)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#12)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Jon Snow (#13)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jorah Mormont (#15)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 3

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Varys (#18)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: High Sparrow (#19)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Theon Greyjoy (#20)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Brienne of Tarth (#21)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#22)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#23)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Daario Naharis (#24)

Round 4

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Tommen Baratheon (#25)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Doran Martell (#26)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Euron Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grey Worm (#28)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Hodor (#29)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Lancel Lannister (#30)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#31)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Podrick Payne (#32)

Round 5

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: White Walker (Night King) (#33)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Thoros of Myr (#35)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Alliser Thorne (#36)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Randyll Tarly (#38)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#39)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Khal Moro (#40)

Round 6

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Gilly (#41)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Loras Tyrell (#42)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Eddard Stark (#43)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Trystane Martell (#44)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Areo Hotah (#45)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Three-eyed raven (#46)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Walder Frey (#47)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Mace Tyrell (#48)

Round 7

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Osha (#49)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Kevan Lannister (#50)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Balon Greyjoy (#51)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Eddison Tollett (#52)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Qyburn (#54)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#55)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Rickon Stark (#56)

Round 8

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Robin Arryn (#57)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#58)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#59)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#60)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Ellaria Sand (#61)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Septa Unella (#62)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#63)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1) 123
(+1) 114
(+1) 111
(+3) 101
78
Deaths Points
(+1) 14
(+1) 13
(+1) 13
(+1) 13
(+1) 13

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Kills
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions. (Kill of Named Character)
Benjen's horse stomps through a wight's chest as he rides in to Meera and Bran's rescue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen uses his flaming flail to knock out two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen sideswipes a wight into a tree, and kills two more with his pickaxe, and sets the last wight on fire with his flaming flail. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen decapitates the head of a rabbit he has just hunted. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds."
(Convincing Argument)
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling."
(Secret Discovery)
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(New Weapon)
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(Act of Betrayal)
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The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor.  "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself." (Politics Special)
discovers Bianca's (Sansa Stark actress) treachery after Arya knocks the poisoned whiskey glass out of her hands and exposes the murder plot. "Careful of that one. She wants you dead." (Secret Discovery)
Arya betrays Bianca, who had entrusted her murder plot of Lady Crane to the Faceless Men. "Careful that one... she wants you dead." (Act of Betrayal)
Arya reclaims Needle, which she had buried into the docks of Braavos. (New Weapon)
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven."
(Convincing Argument)
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.

"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts. (Executive Decision)
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months." (New Title)
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Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
After burning down the Vaes Dothrak gym, Daenerys earns the appropriate badge to regain control over Drogon, riding him in dramatic fashion over her crowd of Dothraki followers. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:29 (+3) Gilly:
to Sam: "You're nervous. You're a nervous talker. [prolonged silence] ... That's not any better being a nervous mute." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..."
(Funny Line)
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?"
(Witty Insult)
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men." (Witty Insult)
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son." (Witty Insult)
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?" (Witty Insult)
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to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is." (Witty Insult)
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"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Izembaro drinks backstage as he laments the terrible crowd. "No laugh for Ned's death. These people are worse than animals." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks backstage as Izembaro angrily rants about others criticism of his playwriting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Acts of Intercourse
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Benjen tells the story of his death and resurrection to Bran Stark: "I led a ranging party deep into the North to find White Walkers. They found us. A white walker stabbed me in the gut with a sword of ice. Left me there to die. To turn. The Children found me. Stopped the walker's magic from taking hold." (Death)
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+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow. (Special)
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart." (Special)