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A Song of Ice and Friendship | Fantasora

A Song of Ice and Friendship (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 46.5 - - 8 (+1.5) 7.5 2 4.5 6.5 4.5 3 6 4.5
2 3 46 4.5 0.5 (+1) 6 (+1.5) 7.5 1 (+2) 4.5 3 4.5 7 8 4.5
5 3 41 -3.5 5.5 3 6 8 2 6.5 4.5 1.5 5 4.5
4 - 41 -1 5.5 7 5 5 4.5 8 4.5 (+0.5) 1.5 1 4.5
3 - 41 -1 5.5 5 1 3 7 3 4.5 (+0.5) 6 7 4.5
6 - 39 2 7.5 2 2 (+0.5) 7 8 3 4.5 (+1.5) 4 4 4.5
7 - 35 -0.5 11.5 1 4 (+0.5) 4 4.5 5 4.5 5 2.5 4.5
8 - 34.5 -0.5 12 4 3 6 1 1 4.5 8 2.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 393 +75 - (+45) 98 (+12) 57 18 (+5) 15 5 0 (+1) 47 (+12) 153 0
2 - 334 +50 59 (+26) 89 18 27 20 5 0 (+21) 46 (+3) 129 0
3 - 303 +70 90 (+58) 136 (+12) 57 24 15 15 0 11 45 0
4 2 258 +67 135 (+36) 100 (+3) 48 (+15) 57 15 25 0 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0
5 1 227 +12 166 15 (+3) 51 (+9) 84 10 15 0 10 42 0
6 1 225 +30 168 (+12) 47 (+3) 36 (+3) 69 5 0 0 (+12) 59 9 0
7 - 200 +28 193 12 (+6) 27 (+12) 78 40 5 0 (+10) 20 18 0
8 - 141 +16 252 0 (+3) 42 (+12) 39 15 10 0 (+1) 26 9 0
Totals 2081 +348 497 336 396 135 80 0 229 408 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 6 +1 - W-1 46 43.67
2 1 6 - - L-1 41 25.22
3 - 5.5 +1 0.5 W-1 46.5 33.67
4 1 5 +1 1 W-1 41 28.67
5 1 4.5 - 1.5 L-1 39 22.22
6 1 4 - 2 L-1 41 37.11
7 1 3 +1 3 W-1 34.5 25
8 1 2 - 4 L-1 35 15.67

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Ramsay Bolton:
39 pts
67 16 Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Davos Seaworth:
15 pts
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Yara Greyjoy:
12 pts
12 70 Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Daenerys Targaryen:
47 pts
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Sansa Stark:
16 pts
30 28 White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Tyrion Lannister:
15 pts
The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Jon Snow:
71 pts
75 50 A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
29 pts

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Avg: 43.67 , Record: 6-3
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Avg: 28.67 , Record: 5-4
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Avg: 25 , Record: 3-6
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Avg: 25.22 , Record: 6-3
Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Avg: 33.67 , Record: 5-3-1
Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Avg: 15.67 , Record: 2-7
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Avg: 22.22 , Record: 4-4-1
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Avg: 37.11 , Record: 4-5

Scenario Analysis for Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223) 5-3-1, 33.67 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses (+1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4-1, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #5

The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman) 6-3, 43.67 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90) 4-4-1, 22.22 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-4-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-5-1, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

Theon's Sausage (mrudd27) 2-7, 15.67 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #7

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-8, rank #8

Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77) 3-6, 25 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #8

A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4) 4-5, 37.11 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #7

Round 1

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jaime Lannister (#2)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#5)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Roose Bolton (#9)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#12)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Jon Snow (#13)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jorah Mormont (#15)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 3

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Varys (#18)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: High Sparrow (#19)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Theon Greyjoy (#20)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Brienne of Tarth (#21)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#22)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#23)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Daario Naharis (#24)

Round 4

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Tommen Baratheon (#25)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Doran Martell (#26)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Euron Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grey Worm (#28)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Hodor (#29)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Lancel Lannister (#30)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#31)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Podrick Payne (#32)

Round 5

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: White Walker (Night King) (#33)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Thoros of Myr (#35)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Alliser Thorne (#36)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Randyll Tarly (#38)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#39)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Khal Moro (#40)

Round 6

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Gilly (#41)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Loras Tyrell (#42)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Eddard Stark (#43)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Trystane Martell (#44)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Areo Hotah (#45)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Three-eyed raven (#46)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Walder Frey (#47)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Mace Tyrell (#48)

Round 7

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Osha (#49)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Kevan Lannister (#50)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Balon Greyjoy (#51)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Eddison Tollett (#52)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Qyburn (#54)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#55)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Rickon Stark (#56)

Round 8

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Robin Arryn (#57)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#58)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#59)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#60)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Ellaria Sand (#61)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Septa Unella (#62)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#63)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+71) 155
(+47) 148
(+1) 126
(+1) 117
(+1) 114
Deaths Points
(+1) 17
(+11) 16
(+1) 16
(+1) 16
(+1) 16

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Kills
Daario lops the head off of a Son of the Harpy, as he leads a horde of Dothraki screamers to storm the gates of Meereen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys commands her dragons to rain fire down onto one of the slaver ships attacking Meereen. 19 slaver soldiers are shown dying in the ensuing firestorm, as the ship collapses and sinks. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
10:23 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm swiftly slashes the throat of the slave master Razdal mo Eraz, after he offers up the the slaver Yezzzan zo Qaggaz to die as part of the terms of surrender to Daenerys. (Kill of Named Character)
10:23 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm slashes the throat of Belicho Paenymion, the slave master from Volantis, after he and Razdal mo Eraz offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice for Daenerys' terms of surrender. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay shoots down Rickon Stark with his longbow after giving him a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. "Do you like games, little man? Let's play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it. That's the game." (Kill of Named Character)
40:17 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun bitch slaps a beheaded Bolton rider and his horse into oblivion as they charge into battle. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:34 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun smacks away 5 soldiers on the frontline of the Bolton shield formation. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After swiping away a hole in the Bolton shield formation, Wun Wun plucks a Bolton soldier out from the interior line and flings him into the air. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the Wildling fighters charge into the Bolton shield line, Tormund reaches in to pull a soldier out of the formation, stabbing him through the belly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:54 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down two more Bolton soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund grabs the shield-holder out of the Bolton formation and yanks him down into the mud, slashing him across the back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Smalljon cuts down a Wildling fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:18 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Trapped together in the mosh pit of death, the Smalljon delivers several concussive headbutts to Tormund's skull. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
After sustaining several headbutts from Smalljon Umber while they are trapped in the moshpit of death, Tormund goes in for the kill, biting into the Smalljon's neck and ripping out his jugular. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay fires the fatal arrow through the eye of Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, killing the giant at last. (Kill of Named Character)
52:21 (+5) Jon Snow:
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."

Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Sansa feeds the imprisoned Ramsay to his own hounds.

Ramsay: "My hounds will never harm me."
Sansa: "You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself."
Ramsay: "They're loyal beasts."
Sansa: "They were. Now they're starving."
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to go with a less bloodthirsty response to the slavers attacking Meereen.

Daenerys: "I will crucify the Masters. I will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is my plan. You don't approve?"
Tyrion: "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? ... He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones and the traitors. Every man, woman, and child..."
Daenerys: "This is entirely different."
Tyrion: "You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest an alternate approach."
(Convincing Argument)
Yezzan and the other slave masters parley with Daenerys, going back on the peace agreement they brokered with Tyrion.
Razdal mo Eraz: "Once before, I offered you peace. If you had not been so arrogant, you could have returned to your homeland with a fleet of ships. Instead, you will flee Slaver's Bay on foot like the beggar queen you are."
(Act of Betrayal)
Razdal and the other slave masters parley with Daenerys, going back on the peace agreement they brokered with Tyrion. "Once before, I offered you peace. If you had not been so arrogant, you could have returned to your homeland with a fleet of ships. Instead, you will flee Slaver's Bay on foot like the beggar queen you are." (Act of Betrayal)
After Daenerys' awe-inspiring display of burnination, Grey Worm convinces the slave masters' guards to abandon their post. "You men have a choice: fight and die for masters who would never fight and die for you, or go home to your families." They promptly drop their swords and flee. (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys wins the Battle of Meereen with a terrorizing display of fire and blood with her three unleashed dragons.
Tyrion to Yezzan: "Tell your people what happened here. Tell them you live by the grace of Her Majesty. When they come forward with notions of retribution or ideas about returning the slave cities to their former glory, remind them what happened when Daenerys Stormborn and her dragons came to Meereen."
(Victorious Battle)
Davos discovers Shireen's true fate as finds the charred remains of the wooden stag toy he gifted to Shireen next to a pyre. (Secret Discovery)
Yara and Theon Greyjoy pledge themselves and the Iron Fleet to Daenerys' cause, in return for helping them retake the Iron Islands and defeat their uncle, Euron Greyjoy.

Daenerys: "You will support my claim as queen of the Seven Kingdoms and respect the integrity of the Seven Kingdoms. No more reaving, roving, raiding, or raping."
Yara: "That's our way of life."
Daenerys: "No more."
Yara: "No more."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara agrees to give Daenerys use of the Iron Fleet, and convinces her to come to Westeros and back her claim to the Iron Islands, despite Tyrion's mistrust of the Greyjoys and Theon in particular. (Convincing Argument)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Ramsay's forces successfully surround the Stark army, trapping them between a shield-and-spear formation of Bolton soldiers, and a huge mound of corpses defended by Umber and Karstark forces. (Victorious Battle)
The Knights of the Vale rout the Bolton army, striking the shield formation from the rear and decimating the spearmen with a stream of cavalry, forcing Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Sansa retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by xdwxrd (approved!)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton. (Victorious Battle)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
54:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion: "Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. 'The height of nobility,' 'a man of your stature,' 'someone to look up to.' You're all making the same five or six jokes."
Theon: "It was a long time ago."
Tyrion: "It was. And how have things been going for you since then?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by tibbydoscott (approved!)
to Jon Snow and his men: "My dogs are desperate to meet you. I haven't fed them for seven days. They're ravenous. I wonder which parts they'll try first. Your eyes? Your balls? We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Jon Snow: "We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way that Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good."
(Funny Line)
to Tormund: "No, it's a manner of speaking... not actual demons." (Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
to Davos: "I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "I need a good drink to help me sleep the night before a fight. You want some? I have a jug of sour goat's milk..."
Davos: "No thanks, it does sound delicious, but..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
(Funny Line)
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting."
(Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "Any advice?"
Melisandre: "Don't lose."
(Funny Line)
submitted by mg.flanigan11 (approved!)
Theon Greyjoy: "I didn't murder the Stark boys. But I did things that were just as bad or worse."
Yara Greyjoy: "And he paid for them."
Tyrion: "Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys: "...I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?"
Theon: "Not my claim. Hers."
Daenerys: "And what's wrong with you?"
Theon: "I'm not fit to rule."
Tyrion: "We can agree upon that at least."
(Witty Insult)
Meeting with Daenerys:
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said."
(Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
Theon: "Your ancestors defeated ours and took the Iron Islands. We ask you to give them back."
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule."
(Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
Davos rallies the archers to charge in towards the main battle: "We may as well be taking shits back here. Follow!" (Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
to Ramsay: "Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear." (Threat)
Deaths
Razdal's throat is slit by Grey Worm as part Daenerys' terms of surrender, after he vainly attempts to offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice instead. (Death)
Smalljon Umber tosses out Shaggydog's severed head to prove to Jon and Sansa that they have Rickon as their prisoner. (Dead Body Appearance)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
Rickon is killed by an arrow through his chest by Ramsay Bolton, after being given a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. (Death)
After battling while trapped together in the the moshpit of death, the Smalljon dies after Tormund rips out his jugular with his bare teeth. (Death)
Ramsay is eaten alive by his own hounds after he is imprisoned with them in the kennels of Winterfell. (Death)
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Special
Wun Wun emerges from the battle impaled by numerous arrow wounds, but valiantly follows Jon and Tormund as they track down a retreating Ramsay. (Special)
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13:32 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "I keep hearing stories about you, bastard." (Special)
15:35 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Special)
18:49 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl." (Special)
Ramsay releases Rickon Stark, and taunts him by allowing him to run to the Stark side while he attempts to shoot him down with his longbow. (Special)
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