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A Song of Ice and Friendship | Fantasora

A Song of Ice and Friendship (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 48.5 1 - 7 8 3 3.5 4 4.5 7 (+5) 7 4.5
2 6 42 8 6.5 (+5) 8 (+4) 6.5 (+2) 4 3.5 8 4.5 2 1 4.5
3 2 41 1 7.5 (+2) 5 (+0.5) 3 1.5 3.5 4 4.5 7 8 4.5
4 2 40.5 1.5 8 4 1.5 (+2.5) 7.5 (+3.5) 8 4 4.5 2 4.5 4.5
7 4 39.5 -2.5 9 6 4 1.5 3.5 4 4.5 7 (+2.5) 4.5 4.5
5 3 39.5 -3.5 9 2 6.5 7.5 3.5 4 4.5 (+1.5) 4.5 2.5 4.5
6 2 39.5 -1 9 2 5 5.5 (+2.5) 7 4 4.5 (+1.5) 4.5 2.5 4.5
8 1 33.5 -4.5 15 2 1.5 (+0.5) 5.5 3.5 4 4.5 2 6 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 120 +11 - (+4) 4 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 102 0
2 3 78 +58 42 (+34) 34 (+15) 15 (+9) 9 0 20 0 0 0 0
3 1 62 +25 58 12 (+9) 21 3 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+15) 15 0
4 - 46 +25 74 0 (+9) 15 (+6) 18 0 0 0 (+10) 10 3 0
5 1 45 +33 75 0 (+9) 12 (+9) 15 (+5) 5 0 0 (+10) 10 3 0
6 2 36 +28 84 2 0 (+15) 18 (+10) 10 0 0 0 (+3) 6 0
7 4 33 +7 87 10 6 0 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+6) 6 0
8 2 27 +15 93 0 0 (+12) 15 0 0 0 0 (+3) 12 0
Totals 447 +202 62 72 78 15 20 0 53 147 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 48.5 31
2 2 2 +1 - W-2 42 39
3 - 1 - 1 L-1 41 60
6 2 1 +1 1 W-1 33.5 13.5
4 3 1 +1 1 W-1 40.5 18
5 3 1 - 1 L-1 39.5 16.5
t-7 2 0 - 2 L-2 39.5 23
t-7 1 0 - 2 L-2 39.5 22.5

Episode 2: Home

Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts
58 33 Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Balon Greyjoy:
16 pts
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Varys:
9 pts
15 7 Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Grey Worm :
6 pts
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Roose Bolton:
22 pts
25 28 White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Tyrion Lannister:
25 pts
The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Hodor:
12 pts
25 11 A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Bran Stark:
6 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90)
Avg: 18 , Record: 1-1
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)
Avg: 60 , Record: 1-1
Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223)
Avg: 16.5 , Record: 1-1
Theon's Sausage (mrudd27)
Avg: 22.5 , Record: 0-2
Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)
Avg: 23 , Record: 0-2
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised (tmacnair717)
Avg: 13.5 , Record: 1-1
The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman)
Avg: 31 , Record: 2-0
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers (bw.hitman89)
Avg: 39 , Record: 2-0

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Fifty Shades of Frey (elutz1223) 1-1, 16.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

The God of Tits and Wine (andrewtforeman) 2-0, 31 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger (rmdx90) 1-1, 18 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses, or they win and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Theon's Sausage (mrudd27) 0-2, 22.5 points/game, #7t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage wins. (+1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #7

Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77) 0-2, 23 points/game, #7t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Theon's Sausage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #7

A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4) 1-1, 60 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets wins. (maintain rank)
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The God of Tits and Wine vs. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers [Matchup]
The God of Tits and Wine loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger vs. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey vs. Theon's Sausage [Matchup]
Fifty Shades of Frey wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hotpie's sexy return vs. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised [Matchup]
Hotpie's sexy return wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Round 1

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jaime Lannister (#2)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#5)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Roose Bolton (#9)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#12)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Jon Snow (#13)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Jorah Mormont (#15)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 3

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Varys (#18)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: High Sparrow (#19)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Theon Greyjoy (#20)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Brienne of Tarth (#21)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#22)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#23)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Daario Naharis (#24)

Round 4

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Tommen Baratheon (#25)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Doran Martell (#26)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Euron Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grey Worm (#28)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Hodor (#29)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Lancel Lannister (#30)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#31)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Podrick Payne (#32)

Round 5

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: White Walker (Night King) (#33)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Thoros of Myr (#35)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Alliser Thorne (#36)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Randyll Tarly (#38)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#39)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Khal Moro (#40)

Round 6

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Gilly (#41)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Loras Tyrell (#42)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Eddard Stark (#43)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Trystane Martell (#44)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Areo Hotah (#45)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Three-eyed raven (#46)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Walder Frey (#47)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Mace Tyrell (#48)

Round 7

  1. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Osha (#49)
  2. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Kevan Lannister (#50)
  3. Theon's Sausage chose: Balon Greyjoy (#51)
  4. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Eddison Tollett (#52)
  5. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Qyburn (#54)
  7. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#55)
  8. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Rickon Stark (#56)

Round 8

  1. Hotpie's sexy return chose: Robin Arryn (#57)
  2. A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#58)
  3. Whitman's Wolf Pack of White Walkers chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#59)
  4. Fifty Shades of Frey chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#60)
  5. The God of Tits and Wine chose: Ellaria Sand (#61)
  6. Theon's Sausage chose: Septa Unella (#62)
  7. The Artist Formerly Known as the Prince that was Promised chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#63)
  8. White Walker, Frostfangs Ranger chose: Gendry (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
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Acts of Intercourse Points
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
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Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
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to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
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to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
(Special)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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