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SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2 | Fantasora

SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2 (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 51 3 - (+4) 8 (+0.5) 4.5 (+1.5) 7.5 4.5 7 4.5 4 6.5 4.5
2 3 48 7.5 3 6.5 (+4) 8 (+2) 5 (+3) 6 3 4.5 4 6.5 4.5
3 2 44.5 -4.5 6.5 2 (+0.5) 4.5 6 7 7 4.5 4 5 4.5
4 1 40 -2.5 11 (+1) 5 2 7.5 8 3 4.5 4 1.5 4.5
5 1 39 -2 12 (+2.5) 6.5 7 2 2 7 4.5 4 1.5 4.5
6 1 36 3 15 4 2 (+1) 4 2 3 4.5 4 (+5) 8 4.5
7 1 35.5 -1.5 15.5 2 (+2) 6 2 2 3 4.5 8 (+0.5) 3.5 4.5
8 1 30 -3 21 2 2 2 (+1.5) 4.5 3 4.5 4 (+0.5) 3.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 3 64 +51 - 10 (+18) 18 (+12) 12 (+15) 15 0 0 0 (+6) 9 0
2 1 62 +20 2 (+6) 6 0 (+9) 21 (+5) 35 0 0 0 0 0
3 - 54 +29 10 (+11) 11 (+3) 3 (+12) 21 5 5 0 0 (+3) 9 0
4 2 49 +9 15 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 15 20 5 0 0 (+3) 6 0
5 2 26 +26 38 (+2) 2 0 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 (+15) 15 0
6 - 24 +16 40 (+10) 10 (+6) 9 0 0 5 0 0 0 0
7 2 20 +10 44 0 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 3 0
8 1 8 +8 56 0 0 0 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 307 +169 39 39 78 80 15 0 11 45 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 2 2 +1 - W-2 39 12
1 1 2 +1 - W-2 51 27
3 2 1 +1 1 W-1 48 32
5 2 1 - 1 L-1 40 31
6 1 1 +1 1 W-1 36 13
4 3 1 - 1 L-1 44.5 24.5
7 1 0 - 2 L-2 35.5 10
8 1 0 - 2 L-2 30 4

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

KhaleesiSOMF (will.correa29)
Cersei Lannister:
9 pts
9 16 Lord Benjen Blamejoy (benjaminblais)
Daenerys Targaryen:
16 pts
The Ryans of Castamere (christopher.ryan36)
Sansa Stark:
5 pts
8 29 "Diabeto"- Diabeto (sbeck22)
Daario Naharis :
11 pts
The Worth of Howland Reeves (patrick.f.reeves)
Jaime Lannister:
6 pts
10 51 I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron (cliftonplewis)
Jon Snow:
19 pts
Grand Maester Grizz (mattgraul)
Arya Stark:
20 pts
26 20 Theon Blaisjoy (matthew.galione)
Tyrion Lannister:
11 pts

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron (cliftonplewis)
Avg: 32 , Record: 1-1
Theon Blaisjoy (matthew.galione)
Avg: 31 , Record: 1-1
"Diabeto"- Diabeto (sbeck22)
Avg: 27 , Record: 2-0
Lord Benjen Blamejoy (benjaminblais)
Avg: 12 , Record: 2-0
The Worth of Howland Reeves (patrick.f.reeves)
Avg: 10 , Record: 0-2
The Ryans of Castamere (christopher.ryan36)
Avg: 4 , Record: 0-2
Grand Maester Grizz (mattgraul)
Avg: 13 , Record: 1-1
KhaleesiSOMF (will.correa29)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The High Sparrow

KhaleesiSOMF (will.correa29) 1-1, 24.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lord Benjen Blamejoy loses and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
KhaleesiSOMF wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theon Blaisjoy wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Ryans of Castamere wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
KhaleesiSOMF loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

The Worth of Howland Reeves (patrick.f.reeves) 0-2, 10 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves wins. (maintain rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Grand Maester Grizz (mattgraul) 1-1, 13 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron loses, or they win and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lord Benjen Blamejoy loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theon Blaisjoy wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Ryans of Castamere wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Theon Blaisjoy (matthew.galione) 1-1, 31 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
Theon Blaisjoy wins. (+1 rank)
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lord Benjen Blamejoy loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
KhaleesiSOMF loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
Theon Blaisjoy loses. (maintain rank)
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Ryans of Castamere wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Lord Benjen Blamejoy (benjaminblais) 2-0, 12 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
Lord Benjen Blamejoy wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron wins and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
Lord Benjen Blamejoy loses. (maintain rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF wins and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

The Ryans of Castamere (christopher.ryan36) 0-2, 4 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron loses and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Ryans of Castamere wins. (+1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Ryans of Castamere loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lord Benjen Blamejoy loses and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
KhaleesiSOMF loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves vs. The Ryans of Castamere [Matchup]
The Worth of Howland Reeves wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Ryans of Castamere wins and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

"Diabeto"- Diabeto (sbeck22) 2-0, 27 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs. Theon Blaisjoy [Matchup]
I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon Blaisjoy wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
"Diabeto"- Diabeto vs. Lord Benjen Blamejoy [Matchup]
"Diabeto"- Diabeto loses. (-1 rank)
Grand Maester Grizz vs. KhaleesiSOMF [Matchup]
Grand Maester Grizz wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
KhaleesiSOMF wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Stannis Baratheon (#9)
  2. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Roose Bolton (#10)
  3. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Varys (#11)
  4. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Brienne of Tarth (#12)
  5. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Melisandre (#13)
  6. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Barristan Selmy (#15)
  8. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Ramsay Bolton (#16)

Round 3

  1. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Theon Greyjoy (#17)
  2. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Doran Martell (#18)
  3. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  4. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Areo Hotah (#20)
  5. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Robin Arryn (#21)
  6. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Daario Naharis (#22)
  7. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Bran Stark (#23)
  8. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Margaery Tyrell (#24)

Round 4

  1. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Bronn (#25)
  2. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Mance Rayder (#26)
  3. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Samwell Tarly (#27)
  4. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Walder Frey (#28)
  5. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Grey Worm (#29)
  6. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Loras Tyrell (#30)
  7. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Qyburn (#31)
  8. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#32)

Round 5

  1. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Yara Greyjoy (#33)
  2. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Podrick Payne (#34)
  3. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Missandei (#35)
  4. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Ellaria Sand (#36)
  5. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Tommen Baratheon (#37)
  6. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Hodor (#38)
  7. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Maester Aemon (#39)
  8. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#40)

Round 6

  1. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Alliser Thorne (#41)
  2. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Meera Reed (#42)
  3. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#43)
  4. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Gilly (#44)
  5. Grand Maester Grizz chose: High Sparrow (#45)
  6. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#46)
  7. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Eddison Tollett (#47)
  8. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Janos Slynt (#48)

Round 7

  1. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Tycho Nestoris (#49)
  2. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#50)
  3. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#51)
  4. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Beric Dondarrion (#52)
  5. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Three-eyed raven (#53)
  6. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Leaf (#54)
  7. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Trystane Martell (#55)
  8. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#56)

Round 8

  1. The Ryans of Castamere chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  2. The Worth of Howland Reeves chose: Nymeria Sand (#58)
  3. "Diabeto"- Diabeto chose: Tyene Sand (#59)
  4. Theon Blaisjoy chose: Denys Mallister (#60)
  5. Grand Maester Grizz chose: Bowen Marsh (#61)
  6. KhaleesiSOMF chose: Thoros of Myr (#62)
  7. I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron chose: Kevan Lannister (#63)
  8. Lord Benjen Blamejoy chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#64)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

Kills
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:40 (+2) Mossador:
Mossador takes the law into his own hands, murdering the Son of the Harpy before his trial. "For you, Mhysa. You wanted the Harpy dead, but your hands were tied. I set you free, as you did all of us." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei appoints Mace Tyrell to Master of Coin. (Politics - uncategorized)
31:11 (+3) Qyburn:
Cersei names Qyburn the new Master of Whispers, replacing Varys. (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse."
(Funny Line)
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you."
(Witty Insult)
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?"
(Threat)
27:07 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point."
(Funny Line)
to Cersei: "I do not recognize your authority to dictate what is and is not my concern. You are the Queen Mother. Nothing more." (Witty Insult)
33:16 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..."
(Funny Line)
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making." (Witty Insult)
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
51:07 (+10) Mossador:
Mossador is beheaded in a public execution for murdering the captive Son of the Harpy. (Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for White Rat
Special
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men. (Special)
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river. (Special)
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her." (Special)
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?" (Special)
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)