SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2 (GoT: Season 5)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Total | Points |
|---|---|
| (+22) 104 | |
| (+13) 94 | |
| (+15) 86 | |
| 80 | |
|
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (undrafted)
|
(+63) 63 |
| Kills | Points |
|---|---|
|
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (undrafted)
|
(+60) 60 |
| (+15) 35 | |
| 30 | |
| 28 | |
| (+26) 26 |
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| 20 | |
| 15 | |
|
Myranda (undrafted)
|
15 |
| 10 | |
| 10 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Kills
33:05
(+10)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it.
(Kill of Named Character)
Loboda chops off the arm of a wight that bursts through the wall at Hardhome.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Loboda curbstomps the skull of a wight that tries to burrow under the Hardhome walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:17
(+4)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun emerges from the Wildling hut, blowing away two wights attempting to climb the roof
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:29
(+8)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
After emerging from the Wildling hut, Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun tears apart the wights hanging onto his back.
1. swung off his back and ripped apart by his bare giant hands
2. whipped across his back and thrown aside
3. crushed by his foot in front of Jon Snow
4. crushed by his foot as Jon Snow flees (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. swung off his back and ripped apart by his bare giant hands
2. whipped across his back and thrown aside
3. crushed by his foot in front of Jon Snow
4. crushed by his foot as Jon Snow flees (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After shattering his axe with its ice spear, the White Walker stabs Loboda through the stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice.
(Kill of Named Character)
52:21
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Karsi cuts down four more wights, before encountering a horde of wight children.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:59
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd cuts down a wight as he, Tormund, and Jon Snow make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:31
(+10)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swats away 5 wights with a flaming wooden support beam (1 on the first swing, 4 on the backhand)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:47
(+18)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swats away 9 more wights with his flaming wooden support beam (3 on the first swing, 4 on the reverse, 2 on the last swing that shatters the beam).
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:12
(+12)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun finds a new wooden beam and uses it to fend off 6 wights at the dock (2 on first swing, 1 on reverse, 0 on downward slam (injuries), 3 on 4th swing)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:17
(+2)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun crushes 2 wights with a downward smash of his wooden beam, though they continue to crawl after him.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
55:26
(+6)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swings 3 wights off of his back and into the sea as he walks towards the ships.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
5:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to spare Jorah Mormont, and banish him from the city of Meereeen instead. "A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion. And you're going to need to inspire devotion, a lot of it, if you're ever going to rule across the Narrow Sea. But you cannot have him by your side when you do."
(Politics - uncategorized)
14:06
(+3)
Kevan Lannister:
Qyburn informs Cersei that her uncle Kevan Lannister has returned to King's Landing to serve as Hand of the King to Tommen.
(Politics - uncategorized)
14:06
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
In Cersei Lannister's absence, Pycelle takes control of the Small Council to appoint Kevan Lannister as Hand of the King.
(Politics - uncategorized)
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17:55
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa forces out Reek's secret that Bran and Rickon Stark are still alive, and the charred bodies were only those of the farm boys.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah re-enslaves himself to Yezzan for the chance to fight in the Great Pit. "Let me fight for her, and I belong to you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
36:14
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy."
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:45
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
39:07
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King raises Karsi from the dead, re-animating her as a wight.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King and its horde of wights wins the Battle of Hardhome.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King captures the Wildling settlement of Hardhome.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
2:24
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I killed my mother... on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of all time."
(Funny Line)
20:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"Someday, if you decide not to execute me, I'll tell you all about why I killed my father. And on that day, should it ever come, we'll need more wine than this."
(Funny Line)
21:25
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"My own sister married someone she loathed as well, though not by choice and certainly not for the greater good, Gods forbid."
(Witty Insult)
23:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences."
(Witty Insult)
23:22
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool."
(Witty Insult)
26:22
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die."
(Threat)
to Tormund: "You and the pretty crow do a lot of talking, Tormund? And when you're done talking, do you get down on your knees and suck his co-"
(Threat)
36:50
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight."
(Witty Insult)
Loboda: "My ancestors would spit on me if I broke bread with a crow."
Karsi: "So would mine, but fuck 'em they're dead." (Funny Line)
Karsi: "So would mine, but fuck 'em they're dead." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
20:13
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
drinks while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:48
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
22:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks his refilled cup while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
26:57
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
The Lord of Bones has his skull smashed in with his own club after insulting Tormund.
(Death)
After his axe is shattered by the White Walker's ice spear, he is stabbed through the stomach.
(Death)
After its ice spear is parried by Jon Snow, the White Walker is slashed through by Jon's Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, and shatters into bits of ice.
(Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Maester Aemon, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
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