Game of Phones (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 86.5 8 - (+2) 7 (+1) 12 (+0.5) 9 12 12 6.5 (+4.5) 9.5 12 6.5
2 2 72.5 4 14 11 (+0.5) 8.5 (+0.5) 12 11 4.5 6.5 4.5 (+3.5) 8 6.5
3 1 70.5 -6 16 10 11 10 2.5 4.5 6.5 11.5 8 6.5
4 1 67 5.5 19.5 8 6.5 (+1) 11 (+5) 9 4.5 6.5 4.5 (+0.5) 10.5 6.5
5 2 65 -7.5 21.5 6 8.5 6 9 10 6.5 4.5 8 6.5
6 - 62.5 2 24 9 (+0.5) 10 (+2) 6 (+2) 6 9 6.5 4.5 5 6.5
7 - 61 2.5 25.5 3 1 2 9 11 6.5 11.5 (+3.5) 10.5 6.5
8 - 53 -4 33.5 12 (+0.5) 6.5 3 2.5 4.5 6.5 9.5 (+0.5) 2 6.5
9 - 46.5 -8.5 40 5 2.5 6 6 4.5 6.5 4.5 5 6.5
10 - 44 3 42.5 1.5 (+0.5) 5 (+4) 8 2.5 4.5 6.5 4.5 (+0.5) 5 6.5
11 - 38.5 1 48 4 (+2.5) 4 4 2.5 4.5 6.5 4.5 (+0.5) 2 6.5
12 - 35 - 51.5 1.5 2.5 1 (+2) 6 4.5 6.5 4.5 2 6.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 304 +35 - (+20) 254 (+12) 27 12 0 0 0 5 (+3) 6 0
2 - 230 +40 74 (+5) 20 (+18) 54 (+9) 27 30 40 0 (+5) 5 (+3) 54 0
3 - 226 +51 78 94 (+12) 33 (+33) 69 15 0 0 0 (+6) 15 0
4 - 147 +8 157 39 (+3) 45 36 0 0 0 (+5) 12 15 0
5 2 136 +52 168 21 (+9) 27 (+30) 60 (+10) 10 0 0 0 (+3) 18 0
6 1 114 +6 190 18 (+6) 33 18 10 20 0 0 15 0
7 1 111 +23 193 25 (+9) 36 (+9) 18 (+5) 5 15 0 0 12 0
8 - 76 +11 228 2 3 6 10 25 0 (+5) 12 (+6) 18 0
9 - 60 +3 244 16 9 (+3) 18 5 0 0 0 12 0
10 - 57 +30 247 0 (+15) 24 (+12) 21 0 0 0 0 (+3) 12 0
11 - 49 +28 255 (+4) 10 (+15) 18 (+6) 15 0 0 0 0 (+3) 6 0
12 - 20 +8 284 0 (+3) 9 0 (+5) 5 0 0 0 6 0
Totals 1530 +295 499 318 300 90 100 0 34 189 0

Round 1

  1. Khal Los chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. A Girl Has No Team chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. No Gulag Only Wall chose: White Walker (Night King) (#4)
  5. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. Podrick's Mojo chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Crows Before Hoes chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Game of Phones chose: Yara Greyjoy (#8)
  9. Tormund of Tarth chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  10. Sun Rises West chose: Jaime Lannister (#10)
  11. All Bronn No Brain chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  12. The Impish Dragon chose: Jorah Mormont (#12)

Round 2

  1. The Impish Dragon chose: Missandei (#13)
  2. All Bronn No Brain chose: Euron Greyjoy (#14)
  3. Sun Rises West chose: Theon Greyjoy (#15)
  4. Tormund of Tarth chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)
  5. Game of Phones chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#17)
  6. Crows Before Hoes chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#18)
  7. Podrick's Mojo chose: Davos Seaworth (#19)
  8. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Bronn (#20)
  9. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Thoros of Myr (#21)
  10. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#22)
  11. A Girl Has No Team chose: Varys (#23)
  12. Khal Los chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#24)

Round 3

  1. Khal Los chose: Samwell Tarly (#25)
  2. A Girl Has No Team chose: Grey Worm (#26)
  3. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Melisandre (#27)
  4. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Qyburn (#28)
  5. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Podrick Payne (#29)
  6. Podrick's Mojo chose: Ellaria Sand (#30)
  7. Crows Before Hoes chose: Gendry (#31)
  8. Game of Phones chose: Lyanna Mormont (#32)
  9. Tormund of Tarth chose: Daario Naharis (#33)
  10. Sun Rises West chose: Beric Dondarrion (#34)
  11. All Bronn No Brain chose: Randyll Tarly (#35)
  12. The Impish Dragon chose: Meera Reed (#36)

Round 4

  1. The Impish Dragon chose: Obara Sand (#37)
  2. All Bronn No Brain chose: Nymeria Sand (#38)
  3. Sun Rises West chose: Qhono (#39)
  4. Tormund of Tarth chose: Eddison Tollett (#40)
  5. Game of Phones chose: Benjen Stark (#41)
  6. Crows Before Hoes chose: Tyene Sand (#42)
  7. Podrick's Mojo chose: Gilly (#43)
  8. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Robin Arryn (#44)
  9. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#45)
  10. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Bianca (Sansa actress) (#46)
  11. A Girl Has No Team chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#47)
  12. Khal Los chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#48)

Round 5

  1. Khal Los chose: Edmure Tully (#49)
  2. A Girl Has No Team chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#50)
  3. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Ed Sheeran (#51)
  4. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Denys Mallister (#52)
  5. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Robett Glover (#53)
  6. Podrick's Mojo chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Crows Before Hoes chose: Septa Unella (#55)
  8. Game of Phones chose: Alys Karstark (#56)
  9. Tormund of Tarth chose: Olyvar (#57)
  10. Sun Rises West chose: Anguy (#58)
  11. All Bronn No Brain chose: Melessa Tarly (#59)
  12. The Impish Dragon chose: Dickon Tarly (#60)

Round 6

  1. The Impish Dragon chose: Talla Tarly (#61)
  2. All Bronn No Brain chose: Tycho Nestoris (#62)
  3. Sun Rises West chose: Hallyne (Pyromancer) (#63)
  4. Tormund of Tarth chose: Citadel Maester (actor: Philip O'Sullivan) (#64)
  5. Game of Phones chose: Quaithe (#65)
  6. Crows Before Hoes chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#66)
  7. Podrick's Mojo chose: Maester Wolkan (#67)
  8. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#68)
  9. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#69)
  10. 50 Shades of Flay chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#70)
  11. A Girl Has No Team chose: Bobono (Tyrion actor) (#71)
  12. Khal Los chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#72)

Round 7

  1. Khal Los chose: Salladhor Saan (#73)
  2. A Girl Has No Team chose: Ser Boros Blount (#74)
  3. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Harald Karstark (#75)
  4. No Gulag Only Wall chose: Anya Waynwood (#76)
  5. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Hot Pie (#77)
  6. Podrick's Mojo chose: Koner (actor: Joseph Quinn) (#78)
  7. Crows Before Hoes chose: Donnel Waynwood (#79)
  8. Game of Phones chose: Vance Corbray (#80)
  9. Tormund of Tarth chose: Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor) (#81)
  10. Sun Rises West chose: Malko (#82)
  11. All Bronn No Brain chose: Daisy (#83)
  12. The Impish Dragon chose: Karsi (#84)

Round 8

  1. The Impish Dragon chose: Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey) (#85)
  2. All Bronn No Brain chose: Harrag (actor: Brendan Cowell) (#86)
  3. Sun Rises West chose: Marei (#87)
  4. Tormund of Tarth chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#88)
  5. Game of Phones chose: Timett (#89)
  6. Crows Before Hoes chose: Syrio Forel (#90)
  7. Podrick's Mojo chose: Mord (#91)
  8. A Lannister Always Pays His Invoices chose: Shagga (#92)
  9. No Gulag Only Wall chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#93)
  10. 50 Shades of Flay chose: Brant (#94)
  11. A Girl Has No Team chose: Derek (#95)
  12. Khal Los chose: Lollys Stokeworth (#96)

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Episode 5: Eastwatch

Kills
After they refuse to bend the knee, Daenerys has Randyll and Dickon Tarly executed by dragonfire.

"Lord Randyll Tarly, Dickon Tarly, I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, First of My Name, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character)
Jaime confirms the death of Olenna Tyrell from the poisoned wine she takes after the Tyrell defeat at Highgarden. "It was Olenna. She confessed before she died." (Kill of Named Character (finished off from previously fatal injury))
39:28 (+4) Gendry:
After Davos's charade begins to break down, Gendry brings out his warhammer to smash in the faces of the two investigating Gold Cloaks. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
0:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Gendry enthusiastically pledges to follow Jon Snow beyond the Wall to take on the White Walkers. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys rounds up the Lannister prisoners in the aftermath of the battle, which include Randyll and Dickon Tarly. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys rejects Tyrion's pleas for mercy or alternative punishments for the Lannister army, choosing to burn those who will not bend.

"I meant what I said. I'm not here to put them in chains. If that becomes an option many will take it. I gave them a choice. They made it."
(Executive Decision)
With the delivery of the Tyrell gold and a repayment of debts to the Iron Bank, Cersei secures a new loan: "We have the Tyrell gold, we have the Iron Bank behind us. We can buy mercenaries." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei confirms the closure of the previously negotiated deal with the Iron Bank and the repayment of outstanding debts: "We have the Tyrell gold, we have the Iron Bank behind us. We can buy mercenaries." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Jaime explains to Cersei that it was Olenna Tyrell who had assassinated Joffrey, not Tyrion.

Jaime: "It was Olenna. She confessed before she died."
Cersei: "And this was before or after she drank the poison you so kindly provided her?"
Jaime: "After."
Cersei: "And you believed her?"
Jaime: "If you were Olenna, would you rather have seen your granddaughter married to Joffrey or Tommen? Which one would Margaery have been better able to control? Which one would have made Olenna the true ruler of the Seven Kingdoms? She was telling the truth."
(Secret Discovery)
Cersei rejects Jaime's plea to find a peaceful solution out of the conflict with Daenerys.

Jaime: "And if we don't find a way out of this war, we'll follow them."
Cersei: "So we fight and die or we submit and die. I know my choice. A soldier should know his."
(Executive Decision)
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After getting that infection checked out at the Maester Clinic, Daenerys happily accepts Jorah Mormont back into service as her First Sword of the Friendzone.

Jorah: "I return to your service, my Queen, if you'll have me."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King breaks Bran's warg connection to his ravens, dispersing the scouting flock sent north of the Wall. (Victorious Battle)
Bran discovers the location of the Night King and the army of the dead, marching towards Eastwatch. "Ravens. We need to send ravens." (Secret Discovery)
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Archmaester Ebrose rejects Sam's pleas to immediately alert the realm about the impending White Walker invasion as the Council of Maesters discusses a letter sent by Maester Wolkan of Winterfell about the army of the dead.

Samwell Tarly: "Archmaester, please. It's real. I've seen it."
Ebrose: "We will write to Maester Wolkan at Winterfell for clarification. I promise you we will get to the truth of it one way or another."
Sam: "Archmaester, please-"
Ebrose: "That will be all, Tarly."
(Executive Decision)
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After the latest rejected plea by Jon Snow to get Daenerys to assist in the war with the White Walkers, Tyrion convinces the team on a different course to try to unite all three monarchs together:

Jon Snow: "We'll fight with the men we have. Unless you'll join us."
Daenerys: "And give the country to Cersei? As soon as I march away, she marches in."
Tyrion: "Perhaps not. Cersei thinks the Army of the Dead is nothing but a story made up by wet nurses to frighten children. What if we prove her wrong?
Jon: "I don't think she'll come see the dead at my invitation."
Tyrion: "So bring the dead to her."
(Convincing Argument)
26:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Over Davos' and Daenerys' protests, Jon decides that he'll personally lead the expedition north of the Wall to capture a wight.

Davos Seaworth: "You can't lead a raid beyond the Wall. You're not in the Night's Watch anymore, you're King in the North."
Jon: "I'm the only one here who's fought them. I'm the only one here who knows them."
Daenerys: "I haven't given you permission to leave."
Jon: "With respect, Your Grace, I don't need your permission. I am a King."
(Executive Decision)
Jaime is taken by Bronn to the dungeons beneath the Red Keep, where he finds his fugitive brother Tyrion who has arranged a meeting with him there. (Secret Discovery)
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32:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn finds Tyrion in the dungeons below the Red Keep, later arranging a secret meeting between him and Jaime. (Secret Discovery)
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Davos tracks down Gendry in King's Landing. "I wasn't sure I'd find you. Thought you might still be rowing. I looked in shops, taverns, brothels. Should have known to come straight to the Street of Steel." (Secret Discovery)
Davos has an easier time than expected convincing Gendry to leave King's Landing.

Gendry: "You came to get me. You want me to come with you."
Davos Seaworth: "Well, the thing you need to understand is-"
Gendry: "I'm ready. Let's go."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
36:24 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry unveils the massive warhammer he's fashioned for himself. "I don't know much about swinging swords. But this... this I know." (New Weapon)
Cersei reveals that she is already aware of Jaime and Tyrion's secret meeting.

Cersei: "Are you going to punish him?"
Jaime: "Tyrion?"
Cersei: "Bronn. He betrayed you. He set up a meeting without your knowledge or consent. Do you think anything of importance happens in this city without me knowing?"
(Secret Discovery)
After Tyrion and Jaime's secret meeting, Cersei agrees to the truce with Daenerys while they await for Jon to return with proof of the White Walker situation.

Cersei: "I've come to believe that an accommodation with the Dragon Queen could be in our immediate interest. She has the numbers. If we want to beat her, we have to be clever. We have to fight her like Father would have."
(Deals Brokered)
After Jaime and Tyrion's secret meeting, Cersei agrees to the truce with Daenerys while they await for Jon to return with proof of the White Walker situation.

Cersei: "I've come to believe that an accommodation with the Dragon Queen could be in our immediate interest. She has the numbers. If we want to beat her, we have to be clever. We have to fight her like Father would have."
(Deals Brokered)
47:25 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly learns about a secret marriage by Prince Rhaegar Targaryen recorded in a book by High Septon Maynard.

Gilly: "What does 'annulment' mean?"
Samwell: "It's when a man sets aside his lawful wife."
Gilly: "Maynard says here that he issued an annulment for a Prince 'Ragger' and remarried him to someone else at the same time in a secret ceremony in Dorne."
(Secret Discovery)
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Samwell steals several books and records from the restricted area of the library and abandons the Citadel with Gilly and little Sam.

Gilly: "Are you sure you want to do this? You always wanted to be a Maester."
Samwell: "I'm tired of reading about the achievements of better men."
(Act of Betrayal)
Littlefinger acquires the only copy of a raven letter written by Sansa while she was in King's Landing, when she was compelled by Cersei to ask Robb Stark to come south and bend the knee.

Maester Wolkan: "I found it, my Lord. It took some searching. Maester Luwin's archives are very thorough."
Petyr: "You're sure this is the only copy in Winterfell?
Wolkan: "Yes, my Lord."
Petyr: "Lady Stark thanks you for your service."
(Secret Discovery)
Littlefinger has been using Maester Wolkan to dig through the Winterfell archives, portraying it as a command by Sansa Stark.

Maester Wolkan: "I found it, my Lord. It took some searching. Maester Luwin's archives are very thorough."
Petyr: "You're sure this is the only copy in Winterfell?
Wolkan: "Yes, my Lord."
Petyr: "Lady Stark thanks you for your service."
(Act of Betrayal)
Arya breaks into Littlefinger's chambers and discovers the hidden raven letter, a note from Sansa Stark while she was held captive in King's Landing, asking Robb Stark to come south and bend the knee. (Secret Discovery)
Jon arrives to Eastwatch, where Tormund has command of the castle, meeting with Jon and taking him to the prisoners his scouts found. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Tormund takes Jon to the three prisoners he has locked up underneath Eastwatch - Beric Dondarrion, Thoros, and Sandor Clegane.

"My scouts found them a mile south of the Wall. Said they were on their way here."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
57:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon silences the squabbling in the Eastwatch cells and recruits the prisoners into his expedition.

Jon: "He's right. We're all on the same side."
Gendry: "How can we be?"
Jon: "We're all breathing."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:22 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "Listen to me, cunt. Until I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you." (Funny Line)
4:35 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "That was only one of them. She has two more. If she decides to use them, to really use them-"
Bronn: "You're fucked."
Jaime: "Don't you mean we're fucked?"
Bronn: "No, I do not."
(Funny Line)
4:45 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire on King's Landing."
Jaime: "I have to tell Cersei."
Bronn: "May as well jump back in that river."
(Funny Line)
Jaime Lannister: "[Olenna's] dead, like her son, her grandchildren, her whole house. And if we don't find a way out of this war, we'll follow them."
Cersei: "So we fight and die or we submit and die. I know my choice. A soldier should know his."
(Witty Insult)
16:04 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon and Daenerys discuss her dragons.

Daenerys: "They're beautiful, aren't they?"
Jon: "It wasn't the word I was thinking of, but... but, yes, they are. Gorgeous beasts."
(Funny Line)
on Maester Wolkan: 'The North has dulled many good maesters' wits. Hard to say whether it's the cold, the drink, or the company." (Witty Insult)
23:05 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "She gave Tarly a choice, a man who had taken up arms against her. What else could she do?"
Varys: "Not burn him alive alongside his son?"
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Who's that (raven letter) for?"
Varys: "Jon Snow."
Tyrion: "Did you read it?"
Varys: "It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North."
...
Tyrion: "What's it say?"
(Funny Line)
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24:16 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Who's that (raven letter) for?"
Varys: "Jon Snow."
Tyrion: "Did you read it?"
Varys: "It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North."
...
Tyrion: "What's it say?"
Varys: "Nothing good."
(Funny Line)
after smuggling Tyrion through Blackwater Bay: "There's a path to the left that hugs the cliff. The guards hardly ever patrol it. Too many steps." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "What if someone takes the boat?"
Davos: "Then we're fooked. Best hurry."
(Funny Line)
31:51 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "We don't have time for this, we should be preparing the city for a siege. The Dothraki are coming."
Bronn: "All the more reason for you to train. Unless you plan on fighting Dothraki twelve-year-olds."
(Witty Insult)
32:04 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Why (do swordfight training) down here?"
Bronn: "I don't think you want people to see how you look swinging that thing yet."
(Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I once told Bronn that if I ever saw you again, I'd cut you in half."
Tyrion: "...it'll take you a while with a sparring sword."
(Funny Line)
Gendry: "Aren't you worried about the Gold Cloaks?"
Davos: "Haven't been here in years. Why should they recognize me? Sometimes I hardly do.
Nothing fucks you harder than time."
(Funny Line)
Gold Cloaks, after already accepting Davos' bribe: "What's in the boat?
Davos: "Not more gold."
(Comeback)
Davos explains the goods he's smuggling in his boat.

"Fermented crab. One bucket of this triples a brothel's earnings for the week. A man thinks he's done. He's ready to go back to his loving family. But before he gets his breeches up, his lady of the hour pops a tiny spoon of that into his mouth. Five minutes later, he's back in the race."
(Funny Line)
to the Gold Cloaks after giving them a free sample of the fermented crab: "I'd hurry to your favorite establishment, or you'll put a hole in that chainmail." (Funny Line)
"I really wouldn't try any more until you see how the first bite hits you." (as the Gold Cloaks return to the boat of fermented crab to get a better look at Tyrion) (Funny Line)
First Gold Cloak: "That dwarf..."
Second Gold Cloak: "Where'd you get that scar?"
Tyrion: "Fish hook. Some men you just can't teach."
(Funny Line)
Davos introduces Tyrion to Gendry, who has just smashed in the heads of two investigating Gold Cloaks.

Davos: "This is Gendry."
Tyrion: "He'll do."
(Funny Line)
43:06 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry bulldozes into his introduction with Jon Snow, after Davos warns him to do the exact opposite.

Davos: "The king's got a lot on his mind."
Gendry: "I understand."
Davos: "He doesn't need to be thinking about harboring the bastard of a dead king."
Gendry: "You don't have to worry."
Davos: "You're just Clovis, a smith who's come to pay his respects before he heads off to work at the Winterfell forges."
Gendry: "Understood."
...
Davos: "Your Grace, this is Clo-"
Gendry: "Name's Gendry, Your Grace. I'm Robert Baratheon's son. Bastard son."
(Funny Line)
43:22 (+3) Gendry:
Jon Snow: "I saw your father once at Winterfell."
Gendry: "I met yours in my shop."
Jon: "You're a lot leaner."
Gendry: "And you're a lot shorter."
(Funny Line)
Gendry: "I owe you my life. Twice over. But if what you said is true about what's up there, I can't wait out this war."
Davos: "Yep, nobody mind me. All I've ever done is live to a ripe old age."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah Mormont: "You may not believe it, but I've missed you, Mormont. Nobody glowers quite like you. Not even Grey Worm." (Witty Insult)
Gilly: "Guess how many windows are in the Great Sept of Baelor.
Sam: "None anymore."
(Funny Line)
Sam goes on a rant to Gilly about the order of Maesters: "We can all become slavering, murderous imbeciles in thrall to evil incarnate as long as we can have access to the full records of High Septon Maynard's 15,782 shits!" (Witty Insult)
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47:58 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell Tarly, complaining about his menial scribing tasks: "We can all become slavering, murderous imbeciles in thrall to evil incarnate as long as we can have access to the full records of High Septon Maynard's 15,782 shits!"
Gilly: "Steps. That number was the steps."
(Funny Line)
Tormund: "Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?"
Davos: "I've been failing at that job of late.
(Funny Line)
Tormund: "Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?"
Davos: "I've been failing at that job of late.
(Funny Line)
Tormund: "How many queens are there now?"
Jon Snow: "Two."
Tormund: "And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?"
(Funny Line)
Davos: "I'll be staying behind. I'm a liability out there, as you well know."
Tormund: "You are."
(Funny Line)
The Hound interrupts Beric's grand monologue.

Beric: "It doesn't matter what we think our reasons are. There's a greater purpose at work. And we serve it together, whether we know it or not. We may take the steps, but the Lord of Light-"
Hound: "For fuck's sake, will you shut your hole? Are we coming with you or not?"
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion drinks while discussing the burning of the Tarlys with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:32 (+5) Varys:
Varys takes Tyrion wine cup and downs it while recollecting his days as the Mad Kind Aerys' adviser.

"I found the traitors, but I wasn't the one burning them alive. I was only a purveyor of information. It's what I told myself when I watched them beg for mercy - I'm not the one doing it. When the pitch of their screams rose higher - I'm not the one doing it. When their hair caught fire and the smell of their burning flesh filled the throne room - I'm not the one doing it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from the refill after Varys finishes off the cup of wine he was originally drinking. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
After refusing to bend the knee, Randyll is burned to ashes by Drogon's dragonfire alongside his son Dickon.

Daenerys: "Lord Randyll Tarly, Dickon Tarly, I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, First of My Name, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. Dracarys."
(Death)
Jaime confirms the death of Olenna Tyrell from the poisoned wine she takes after the Tyrell defeat at Highgarden. "It was Olenna. She confessed before she died." (Death)
Special
"Lord Randyll Tarly, Dickon Tarly, I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, First of My Name, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. Dracarys." (Special)
Qhono?: "This man says he is your friend, Khaleesi."
Daenerys: "He is my friend."
(Special)
Upon his return to Dragonstone, Jorah is introduced to the new Daario: "Jon Snow, this is Ser Jorah Mormont, an old friend." (Special)
Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to fly beyond Eastwatch-by-the-Sea and scout out the White Walker army. (Special)
34:24 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry heats a new sword in the coals in the blacksmith shop. (Special)
Sam reads from a book as he transcribes it onto a fresh set of paper, before handing it over to Baby Sam. (Special)
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46:52 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly recites some Maester trivia she has just learned: "Do you know how many steps there are in the Citadel? 15,782." (Special)
The Feels
Jon Snow, secret Targaryen, shares a moment and boops le snoot of the fierce and beautiful - gorgeous!, actually - Drogon. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
15:08 (+0) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow, secret Targaryen, shares a moment and boops le snoot of the fierce and beautiful - gorgeous!, actually - Drogon. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion and Jorah share a brief reunion before Jorah sails off to the Wall on Jon's expedition to kidnap a wight..

Tyrion: "This is the coin the slaver gave me when I suggested he free us and pay us, remember?"
Jorah: "It was supposed to last us the rest of our lives."
Tyrion: "Take it with you. But bring it back. Our Queen needs you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion and Jorah share a brief reunion before Jorah sails off to the Wall on Jon's expedition to kidnap a wight..

Tyrion: "This is the coin the slaver gave me when I suggested he free us and pay us, remember?"
Jorah: "It was supposed to last us the rest of our lives."
Tyrion: "Take it with you. But bring it back. Our Queen needs you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Daenerys says her goodbyes to Jorah once again, as she takes his hands into hers.

Daenerys: "We should be better at saying farewell by now."
Jorah: "Your Grace, I-" (stunned speechless by actual physical contact)
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Daenerys says her goodbyes to Jorah once again, as she takes his hands into hers.

Daenerys: "We should be better at saying farewell by now."
Jorah: "Your Grace, I-" (stunned speechless by actual physical contact)
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)