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Show me what you got!!! (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 41.5 10 - (+2.5) 6 (+2.5) 6 (+1.5) 5 (+2) 5.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 (+1.5) 5 3.5
2 1 35 3.5 6.5 3 (+1.5) 5 1.5 (+2) 5.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 (+2.5) 6 3.5
3 2 33.5 2 8 3 (+0.5) 4 (+2.5) 6 2.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 (+0.5) 4 3.5
4 3 28.5 -3 13 3 2.5 3.5 2.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 3 3.5
5 4 27.5 -4 14 3 2.5 3.5 2.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 2 3.5
6 5 23 -8.5 18.5 3 1 1.5 2.5 3.5 3.5 3.5 1 3.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 150 +150 - (+94) 94 (+18) 18 (+18) 18 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+15) 15 0
2 1 42 +42 108 0 (+9) 9 (+21) 21 0 0 0 0 (+12) 12 0
3 2 35 +35 115 0 (+12) 12 0 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+18) 18 0
4 3 18 +18 132 0 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
5 4 15 +15 135 0 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
6 5 3 +3 147 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 263 +263 94 54 51 10 0 0 0 54 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 33.5 42
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 41.5 150
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 35 35
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 27.5 15
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 23 3
4 3 0 - 1 L-1 28.5 18

Episode 1: Dragonstone

You know muffins, Jon Snow (belindabejtja)
Sansa Stark:
6 pts
15 42 the asses kickers (fitoanduaga)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
24 pts
Eat my AIDS Lannisters (scarpedon)
Tormund Giantsbane:
12 pts
18 150 Meereenese Ahai (autouser)
Arya Stark:
111 pts
Winter is coming...... In your face!! (diegoe.lavalle)
Beric Dondarrion:
3 pts
3 35 Make King's Landing great again!!! (nikolli.xhorxha)
Cersei Lannister:
14 pts

Episode 2: Stormborn

Make King's Landing great again!!! (nikolli.xhorxha)
Avg: 35 , Record: 1-0
the asses kickers (fitoanduaga)
Avg: 42 , Record: 1-0
Eat my AIDS Lannisters (scarpedon)
Avg: 18 , Record: 0-1
Winter is coming...... In your face!! (diegoe.lavalle)
Avg: 3 , Record: 0-1
You know muffins, Jon Snow (belindabejtja)
Avg: 15 , Record: 0-1
Meereenese Ahai (autouser)
Avg: 150 , Record: 1-0

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Stormborn

Eat my AIDS Lannisters (scarpedon) 0-1, 18 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
the asses kickers loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters wins. (maintain rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereenese Ahai loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters loses. (-1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! wins. (maintain rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
Meereenese Ahai loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter is coming...... In your face!! wins and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereenese Ahai wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! loses and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
the asses kickers loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Meereenese Ahai loses and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Winter is coming...... In your face!! loses. (maintain rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

the asses kickers (fitoanduaga) 1-0, 42 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
the asses kickers wins. (+1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
Meereenese Ahai loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
the asses kickers loses. (maintain rank)
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter is coming...... In your face!! wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereenese Ahai wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

You know muffins, Jon Snow (belindabejtja) 0-1, 15 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
the asses kickers loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Winter is coming...... In your face!! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
You know muffins, Jon Snow wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Winter is coming...... In your face!! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

Meereenese Ahai (autouser) 1-0, 150 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
the asses kickers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Make King's Landing great again!!! vs. the asses kickers [Matchup]
Make King's Landing great again!!! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the asses kickers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Eat my AIDS Lannisters vs. Winter is coming...... In your face!! [Matchup]
Eat my AIDS Lannisters wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Winter is coming...... In your face!! wins and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
You know muffins, Jon Snow vs. Meereenese Ahai [Matchup]
Meereenese Ahai loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Meereenese Ahai chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. the asses kickers chose: Jaime Lannister (#4)
  5. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Jorah Mormont (#6)

Round 2

  1. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Daario Naharis (#7)
  2. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Sansa Stark (#8)
  3. the asses kickers chose: Theon Greyjoy (#9)
  4. Meereenese Ahai chose: Arya Stark (#10)
  5. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  6. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: White Walker (Night King) (#12)

Round 3

  1. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#13)
  2. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#14)
  3. Meereenese Ahai chose: Brienne of Tarth (#15)
  4. the asses kickers chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#16)
  5. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Lyanna Mormont (#17)
  6. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Beric Dondarrion (#18)

Round 4

  1. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Benjen Stark (#19)
  2. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Melisandre (#20)
  3. the asses kickers chose: Qyburn (#21)
  4. Meereenese Ahai chose: Euron Greyjoy (#22)
  5. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Samwell Tarly (#23)
  6. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#24)

Round 5

  1. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Yara Greyjoy (#25)
  2. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Varys (#26)
  3. Meereenese Ahai chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#27)
  4. the asses kickers chose: Gendry (#28)
  5. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Davos Seaworth (#29)
  6. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Nymeria Sand (#30)

Round 6

  1. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  2. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Bronn (#32)
  3. the asses kickers chose: Obara Sand (#33)
  4. Meereenese Ahai chose: Ellaria Sand (#34)
  5. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Missandei (#35)
  6. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Podrick Payne (#36)

Round 7

  1. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#37)
  2. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Meera Reed (#38)
  3. Meereenese Ahai chose: Randyll Tarly (#39)
  4. the asses kickers chose: Thoros of Myr (#40)
  5. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Gilly (#41)
  6. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Tyene Sand (#42)

Round 8

  1. Winter is coming...... In your face!! chose: Robin Arryn (#43)
  2. You know muffins, Jon Snow chose: Eddison Tollett (#44)
  3. the asses kickers chose: Ed Sheeran (#45)
  4. Meereenese Ahai chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#46)
  5. Make King's Landing great again!!! chose: Septa Unella (#47)
  6. Eat my AIDS Lannisters chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#48)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: Dragonstone

Kills
2:41 (+94) Arya Stark:
Masquerading as Walder Frey, Arya serves poisoned wine to a host of 47 Freys in the same dining hall where Robb and Catelyn were murdered at the Red Wedding.

"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
"... so I can tell you my plans for this great house, now that Winter has come". (House Words)
The Night King marches across the tundra, having newly added several wight Giants to his army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Bran Stark uses his knowledge about the battle at Hardhome to convince Eddison Tollet to grant him and Meera Reed passage into Castle Black. (Convincing Argument)
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Edd learns that Bran Stark is still alive, after he and Meera Reed show up to the gates of Castle Black. (Secret Discovery)
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Lyanna quells the Northern Lords' resistance to Jon's plan of enlisting women on the front lines to help defend the North

Robett Glover: "You expect me to put a spear in my granddaughter's hand?"
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me. I might be small, Lord Glover, and I might be a girl, but I am every bit as much a Northerner as you."
Robett: "Indeed you are, my lady. No one has questioned-"
Lyanna: "And I don't need your permission to defend the North. We'll begin training every man, woman, boy, and girl on Bear Island."
(Convincing Argument)
12:31 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon refuses to strip the Umbers and Karstarks of their castles for Smalljon and Harald's treasonous siding with Ramsay Bolton, despite the objections from Sansa and the other Northern lords.

"...I will not punish a son for his father's sins, and I will not take a family home away from a family it has belonged to for centuries.
That is my decision, and my decision is final."
(Executive Decision)
13:14 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon receives pledges of loyalty from Ned Umber and Alys Karstark, the new heads of their respective houses after Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark died in the Battle of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron sails into King's Landing with his shiny new Iron Fleet, rebuilt after Yara stole the existing fleet following his coronation. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Over Jaime's protests, Cersei meets with Euron Greyjoy to hear his alliance proposal, although it ultimately ends in Euron leaving empty-handed with a promise to return with a gift. (Executive Decision)
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Samwell has officially made it to grad-school life, having been admitted as a student of the Citadel. His first task is latrine duty. (New Title)
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.

"Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
(Secret Discovery)
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While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea -  a secret which Beric seems to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?"
(Secret Discovery)
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea -  a secret which Thoros and the Brotherhood seem to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?"
(Secret Discovery)
As Samwell flips the pages of the restricted Maester books, he discovers that Dragonstone sits on a literal mountain of dragonglass, a weapon crucial to defeating the White Walkers. (Secret Discovery)
Daenerys reclaims her ancestral home, the abandoned castle of Dragonstone, once commanded by Stannis Baratheon. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Threat)
Jaime: "How are they better allies? How are they different from the Freys? They both broke their promises and murdered their former friends as soon as it suited them."
Cersei: "So does everyone, when it suits them. Unlike the Freys, they have ships, and they're good at killing."
Jaime: "They're not good at anything."
(Witty Insult)
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14:58 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "They respect you, they really do, but you have to- Why are you laughing?"
Jon Snow: "What did father used to say? Everything before the word 'but' is horse shit."
(Witty Insult)
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Jaime: "The people I was cutting down were your own kin."
Euron: "The place was getting crowded."
(Funny Line)
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When he said to Jamie and Cersei, ".... with two good hands." Making a joke of Jamie having lost one his hands. (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "You murdered your own brother."
Euron: "You should try it. Feels wonderful."
(Funny Line)
Samwell Tarly: "I was wondering if you had considered my proposition."
Archmaester Ebrose: "I don't remember your proposition."
Samwell: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?"
(Funny Line)
"You're a lucky man." - to Podrick after he gets knocked down by Brienne during sparring practice. (Funny Line)
Petyr Baelish: "Why aren't you happy? What do you want that you do not have?"
Sansa Stark: "At the moment, peace and quiet."
(Witty Insult)
"No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever." (Witty Insult)
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Thoros: "Bad night to be outdoors."
Sandor: "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? 'It's snowwing, Thoros.
It's winnndy. It's gonna be a coold night.'"
(Funny Line)
Thoros: "Why are you always in such a foul mood?"
Sandor: "... Experience."
(Funny Line)
"It's my fucking luck I end up with a band of fire-worshippers" -as Thoros beckons him over to check out the magic prophecy fire he just started (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip from the glass while discussing the failed alliance with the Freys after Walder's assassination. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Arya shares in some blackberry wine offered by the camp of Lannister soldiers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
The late Walder Frey's face is used as a disguise by Arya as she tricks the members of House Frey into drinking the poisoned wine. (Dead Body Appearance)
Jon confirms that Harald Karstark died in the Battle of Winterfell (i.e. the Battle of the Bastards). "The punishment for treason is death. Smalljon Umber died on the field of battle.
Harald Karstark died on the field of battle."
(Death)
Special
While responding to Jaime about him fleeing after the Greyjoy Rebellion: "If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't be the greatest captain of the fourteen seas" (Special)
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Arya peels off the mask of Walder Frey to reveal herself after assassinating the host of Freys in the dining hall at the Twins. (Special)
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Bran taps into his warg ability as he waits at the gate to Castle Black. (Special)
Meera gives a slight push to Bran's sledge for appearances sake, as two members of the Night's Watch tow Bran through the gates at Castle Black. (Special)
Lyanna puts Lord Glover in his place after his resistance to Jon's plan of enlisting women on the front lines to help defend the North

Robett Glover: "You expect me to put a spear in my granddaughter's hand?"
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me. I might be small, Lord Glover, and I might be a girl, but I am every bit as much a Northerner as you."
Robett: "Indeed you are, my lady. No one has questioned-"
Lyanna: "And I don't need your permission to defend the North. We'll begin training every man, woman, boy, and girl on Bear Island."
(Special)
Cersei runs for the pitcher and pours a glass as Jaime confronts her about Tommen's death. (Special)
Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)
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Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)
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Samwell Tarly: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a Maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?"
(Special)
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Tormund eyes Brienne on the grounds of Winterfell as she spars with Podrick. (Special)
After Tormund speaks to Podrick, he returns his gaze to Brienne and approaches her. (Special)
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Ed leads the Lannister camp of soldiers in a song: "for hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm." (Special)
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Sandor takes a bite out of some pocket jerky.   (Special)
Thoros conjures a magic prophecy fire to share a vision of the White Walker invasion with Sandor Clegane. (Special)
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Sam does some late night studying with his pirated JSTOR copies of the restricted Maester books. (Special)
Sam begins writing a raven letter to Jon to inform him of the cache of dragonglass buried beneath Dragonstone. (Special)