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Party on, Tarth! (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
2 - 62 5.5 - (+1) 6 (+0.5) 7 9 (+3) 5.5 (+1) 8.5 5.5 5 10 5.5
1 - 62 -1 - 10 10 2.5 2 8.5 5.5 9 9 5.5
3 1 53 -0.5 9 5 8 10 10 2.5 5.5 2 (+0.5) 4.5 5.5
4 1 53 -1.5 9 8 4.5 (+2) 7.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 4 7 5.5
5 2 49.5 1.5 12.5 3.5 9 (+1.5) 4 8.5 2.5 5.5 8 3 5.5
6 1 48.5 -0.5 13.5 9 (+0.5) 4.5 2.5 2 5.5 5.5 (+1) 6 8 5.5
7 1 47.5 -1 14.5 1 3 5.5 8.5 7 5.5 7 4.5 5.5
8 - 41.5 -2.5 20.5 7 2 5.5 5.5 2.5 5.5 2 6 5.5
9 1 39.5 0.5 22.5 3.5 (+1) 6 7.5 5.5 2.5 5.5 2 1.5 5.5
10 1 38.5 -0.5 23.5 2 1 1 2 10 5.5 10 1.5 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 289 +8 - 74 51 (+3) 15 0 15 0 (+2) 32 (+3) 102 0
2 - 261 +34 28 (+5) 16 (+6) 30 (+9) 45 (+5) 5 (+5) 15 0 (+1) 12 (+3) 138 0
3 1 179 +30 110 12 (+3) 33 (+9) 72 (+15) 50 0 0 0 (+3) 12 0
4 1 161 +8 128 59 (+6) 24 15 0 5 0 (+2) 13 45 0
5 - 160 +26 129 (+5) 49 24 (+15) 33 5 5 0 11 (+6) 33 0
6 - 104 +9 185 10 (+3) 39 (+6) 18 10 0 0 21 6 0
7 1 88 +7 201 2 (+3) 18 (+3) 21 10 10 0 (+1) 15 12 0
8 1 84 - 205 28 12 21 5 0 0 0 18 0
9 1 78 +18 211 10 (+6) 27 (+12) 33 5 0 0 0 3 0
10 1 77 +3 212 4 3 3 0 25 0 (+3) 39 3 0
Totals 1481 +143 264 261 276 90 75 0 143 372 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 5 +1 - W-2 62 41.29
t-2 - 5 +1 - W-1 53 22.86
t-2 1 5 +1 - W-3 53 25.57
4 - 4 +1 1 W-4 62 37.29
5 - 4 +1 1 W-1 48.5 23
6 - 3 - 2 L-2 41.5 12
7 - 3 - 2 L-2 38.5 11
10 - 2 - 3 L-1 39.5 11.14
8 1 2 - 3 L-4 49.5 14.86
9 1 2 - 3 L-1 47.5 12.57

Episode 7: The Broken Man

NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53)
Tormund Giantsbane:
6 pts
7 8 Velaryon Saltwife (autouser)
Brienne of Tarth:
3 pts
Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
16 pts
30 0 Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez)
Samwell Tarly:
0 pts
Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan)
Bronn:
21 pts
26 9 Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman)
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
34 18 Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche)
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):
12 pts
Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger)
Three-eyed raven:
1 pts
3 8 Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25)
Jon Snow:
6 pts

Episode 8: No One

Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy)
Avg: 37.29 , Record: 4-3
Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger)
Avg: 11 , Record: 3-4
Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez)
Avg: 12 , Record: 3-4
Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25)
Avg: 23 , Record: 4-3
Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman)
Avg: 14.86 , Record: 2-5
Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche)
Avg: 11.14 , Record: 2-5
Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw)
Avg: 25.57 , Record: 5-2
Velaryon Saltwife (autouser)
Avg: 41.29 , Record: 5-2
NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53)
Avg: 12.57 , Record: 2-5
Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan)
Avg: 22.86 , Record: 5-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 8: No One

Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman) 2-5, 14.86 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses and you don't lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart loses. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #10

Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw) 5-2, 25.57 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene wins. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #4

Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan) 5-2, 22.86 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Velaryon Saltwife loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Velaryon Saltwife wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #4

Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger) 3-4, 11 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae wins. (+1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins and you don't make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Aria Sansa wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #9

Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche) 2-5, 11.14 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa wins. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa loses. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #10

NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53) 2-5, 12.57 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Aria Sansa loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Aria Sansa wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #10

Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez) 3-4, 12 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame loses and you make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Drogo is bae loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Aria Sansa wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #9

Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25) 4-3, 23 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame loses, or they win and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins, or they lose and you don't make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Khal Drogo is bae wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #7

Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy) 4-3, 37.29 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame loses. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Where Drogo? wins and you lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins, or they lose and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #6

Velaryon Saltwife (autouser) 5-2, 41.29 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife wins. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Shame, Shame, Shame vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where Drogo? vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Me, Myself, and Tyene vs. Velaryon Saltwife [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife loses. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Arya Little Gaylish? [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #5

Round 1

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Arya Stark (#1)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Jorah Mormont (#3)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Cersei Lannister (#5)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Ramsay Bolton (#8)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#9)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Bran Stark (#10)

Round 2

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Jon Snow (#11)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Melisandre (#12)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Bronn (#13)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Varys (#14)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Roose Bolton (#16)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Brienne of Tarth (#17)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Daario Naharis (#18)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Theon Greyjoy (#19)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Margaery Tyrell (#20)

Round 3

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#21)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Davos Seaworth (#22)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Samwell Tarly (#23)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: High Sparrow (#24)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: White Walker (Night King) (#26)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Hodor (#27)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Grey Worm (#28)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Three-eyed raven (#29)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Missandei (#30)

Round 4

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Lancel Lannister (#31)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Podrick Payne (#32)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Tommen Baratheon (#33)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Gilly (#34)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Alliser Thorne (#35)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#36)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Doran Martell (#37)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Hot Pie (#38)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Randyll Tarly (#39)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Walder Frey (#40)

Round 5

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Ellaria Sand (#41)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Euron Greyjoy (#42)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#43)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Trystane Martell (#44)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Loras Tyrell (#45)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: Qyburn (#46)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#47)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Khal Moro (#48)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#50)

Round 6

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Gendry (#51)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Osha (#52)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Tyene Sand (#53)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Areo Hotah (#55)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Thoros of Myr (#56)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Meera Reed (#58)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#59)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Nymeria Sand (#60)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1) 124
(+1) 115
(+1) 112
101
(+6) 84
Deaths Points
(+1) 16
(+1) 16
(+1) 15
(+1) 15
(+1) 15

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Kills
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
45:55 (+5) The Waif:
The Waif stabs Arya Stark several times in the belly, although she manages to escape by diving into the canals. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by lize1017 (approved!)
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk." (Convincing Argument)
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Freys attempt to negotiate for the surrender of Riverrun by threatening to cut Edmure Tully's throat. The Blackfish coldly calls their bluff without regard for his nephew's life, convincing them to spare the heir to House Tully (for now).

Black Walder: "Yield the castle, or I cut his throat."
Brynden: "Go on, then. Cut his throat."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul." (Threat)
to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop." (Threat)
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does."
(Funny Line)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?" (Threat)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
"As far as I understand, you're a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton. Or is she a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "How many fighting men can we expect?"
Lyanna Mormont: "62."
(Funny Line)
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
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The Blackfish: "I assume you're here to fulfill the vow you gave my niece. I don't see Sansa and Arya."
Jaime: "I don't have them."
The Blackfish: "Pity. Do you wish to resume your captivity?"
(Witty Insult)
Jaime Lanniser: "But if you surrender, I'll spare the lives of your men. On my honor."
Blackfish: "Your honor? Bargaining with oathbreakers is like building on quicksand."
(Witty Insult)
to Jaime: "We have enough provisions for two years. Do you have two years, Kingslayer?" (Threat)
Jaime Lannister: "You clearly have no intention of saving your men's lives. Why did you come treat with me?"
Blackfish: "Sieges are dull. And I wanted to see you in person, get the measure of you."
Jaime: "Well, now you have."
Blackfish: "Aye, now I have. I'm disappointed."
(Witty Insult)
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Sansa Stark: "I would remind you that House Glover is pledged to House Stark. Sworn to answer when called upon."
Robbett Glover: "Yes, my family served House Stark for centuries ... When my brother was lord of this castle, he answered Robb's call and hailed him King in the North. And where was King Robb when the Ironborn attacked this castle? ... Taking up with a foreign whore. Getting himself and those who followed him killed. I served House Stark once, but House Stark is dead."
(Witty Insult)
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
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Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks while giving a pep talk to Theon. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Confirmation of Maege Mormont's death by her daughter, the young Lyanna: "My mother wasn't a great beauty ... She was a great warrior, though. She died fighting for your brother Robb." (Death)
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48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
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Special
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
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