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Party on, Tarth! (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 62.5 0.5 - 10 10 (+1) 3.5 1.5 8.5 5.5 9 9 5.5
2 2 60 7 2.5 (+0.5) 8.5 (+1) 5.5 (+0.5) 8 (+1.5) 7 5 5.5 (+3.5) 7.5 (+0.5) 7.5 5.5
3 1 59.5 -2.5 3 4 (+2) 9 9 4 8.5 5.5 4 10 5.5
4 1 56.5 3.5 6 (+2) 7 7 10 10 (+2.5) 5 5.5 2 4.5 5.5
5 2 47.5 - 15 1 3 (+0.5) 6 (+0.5) 9 7 5.5 6 4.5 5.5
6 - 47 -1.5 15.5 8.5 4 2 (+2) 4 5 5.5 5 7.5 5.5
7 2 44.5 -5 18 3 8 3.5 7 2 5.5 7.5 2.5 5.5
8 1 40.5 1 22 (+1.5) 5 5.5 7 (+1.5) 7 2 5.5 2 1 5.5
9 1 39 0.5 23.5 2 1 1 1.5 10 5.5 10 (+1) 2.5 5.5
10 2 38 -3.5 24.5 6 2 5 4 2 5.5 2 6 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 300 +11 - 74 (+3) 54 (+3) 18 0 15 0 (+2) 34 (+3) 105 0
2 - 289 +28 11 16 (+12) 42 (+9) 54 5 15 0 (+1) 13 (+6) 144 0
3 - 248 +69 52 (+28) 40 33 (+21) 93 (+15) 65 (+5) 5 0 0 12 0
4 1 212 +52 88 (+10) 59 (+3) 27 (+12) 45 (+5) 10 5 0 (+10) 21 (+12) 45 0
5 1 168 +7 132 59 24 15 (+5) 5 5 0 (+2) 15 45 0
6 1 105 +17 195 2 18 (+6) 27 (+10) 20 10 0 (+1) 16 12 0
7 1 104 - 196 10 39 18 10 0 0 21 6 0
8 1 93 +15 207 (+10) 20 27 33 (+5) 10 0 0 0 3 0
9 1 85 +8 215 (+2) 6 3 3 0 25 0 (+3) 42 (+3) 6 0
10 2 84 - 216 28 12 21 5 0 0 0 18 0
Totals 1688 +207 314 279 327 130 80 0 162 396 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 - 6 +1 - W-4 56.5 31
1 1 6 +1 - W-2 60 26.5
5 - 5 +1 1 W-2 47 21
4 - 5 +1 1 W-5 59.5 36.13
3 2 5 - 1 L-1 62.5 37.5
8 2 3 - 3 L-3 38 10.5
6 4 3 +1 3 W-1 40.5 11.63
7 - 3 - 3 L-3 39 10.63
10 2 2 - 4 L-5 44.5 13
9 - 2 - 4 L-2 47.5 13.13

Episode 8: No One

Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy)
Jaime Lannister:
24 pts
28 8 Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger)
Podrick Payne:
3 pts
Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez)
Hot Pie:
0 pts
0 7 Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25)
Missandei:
5 pts
Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman)
White Walker (Night King):
0 pts
0 15 Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche)
Arya Stark:
15 pts
Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
53 pts
69 11 Velaryon Saltwife (autouser)
Brienne of Tarth:
9 pts
NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53)
Cersei Lannister:
8 pts
17 52 Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan)
The Waif:
20 pts

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez)
Avg: 10.5 , Record: 3-5
Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy)
Avg: 36.13 , Record: 5-3
Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman)
Avg: 13 , Record: 2-6
Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger)
Avg: 10.63 , Record: 3-5
Velaryon Saltwife (autouser)
Avg: 37.5 , Record: 5-3
Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25)
Avg: 21 , Record: 5-3
Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan)
Avg: 26.5 , Record: 6-2
Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche)
Avg: 11.63 , Record: 3-5
NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53)
Avg: 13.13 , Record: 2-6
Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw)
Avg: 31 , Record: 6-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Tyrion up my heart (davidbburman) 2-6, 13 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins. (+1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-7, rank #10

Me, Myself, and Tyene (jpryanlaw) 6-2, 31 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #4

Arya Little Gaylish? (kdrdan) 6-2, 26.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 7-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife wins and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #4

Khal Drogo is bae (brookebenninger) 3-5, 10.63 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses. (-1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins and you don't make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #10

Aria Sansa (elizabethgautsche) 3-5, 11.63 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Khal Drogo is bae wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #9

NorthWindsComin (johnvaldez53) 2-6, 13.13 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Where Drogo? loses and you don't lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Khal Drogo is bae loses and you don't lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa loses and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-7, rank #10

Where Drogo? (laurel.valdez) 3-5, 10.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Khal Drogo is bae loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart vs. Khal Drogo is bae [Matchup]
Tyrion up my heart wins and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Khal Drogo is bae wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Aria Sansa wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
NorthWindsComin wins and you don't make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #10

Cersei U Next Tuesday (rkolczynski25) 5-3, 21 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame loses, or they win and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins. (+1 rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Cersei U Next Tuesday loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #5

Shame, Shame, Shame (Kennedy) 5-3, 36.13 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Cersei U Next Tuesday wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #5

Velaryon Saltwife (autouser) 5-3, 37.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife wins. (maintain rank)
Arya Little Gaylish? vs. Aria Sansa [Matchup]
Arya Little Gaylish? loses and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
NorthWindsComin vs. Me, Myself, and Tyene [Matchup]
Me, Myself, and Tyene loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where Drogo? vs. Shame, Shame, Shame [Matchup]
Shame, Shame, Shame wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Velaryon Saltwife vs. Cersei U Next Tuesday [Matchup]
Velaryon Saltwife loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #5

Round 1

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Arya Stark (#1)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Jorah Mormont (#3)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Cersei Lannister (#5)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Ramsay Bolton (#8)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#9)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Bran Stark (#10)

Round 2

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Jon Snow (#11)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Melisandre (#12)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Bronn (#13)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Varys (#14)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Sansa Stark (#15)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Roose Bolton (#16)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Brienne of Tarth (#17)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Daario Naharis (#18)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Theon Greyjoy (#19)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Margaery Tyrell (#20)

Round 3

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#21)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Davos Seaworth (#22)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Samwell Tarly (#23)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: High Sparrow (#24)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: White Walker (Night King) (#26)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Hodor (#27)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Grey Worm (#28)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Three-eyed raven (#29)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Missandei (#30)

Round 4

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Lancel Lannister (#31)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Podrick Payne (#32)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Tommen Baratheon (#33)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Gilly (#34)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Alliser Thorne (#35)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#36)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Doran Martell (#37)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Hot Pie (#38)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Randyll Tarly (#39)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Walder Frey (#40)

Round 5

  1. Aria Sansa chose: Ellaria Sand (#41)
  2. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Euron Greyjoy (#42)
  3. Where Drogo? chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#43)
  4. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Trystane Martell (#44)
  5. NorthWindsComin chose: Loras Tyrell (#45)
  6. Tyrion up my heart chose: Qyburn (#46)
  7. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#47)
  8. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Khal Moro (#48)
  9. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  10. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#50)

Round 6

  1. Cersei U Next Tuesday chose: Gendry (#51)
  2. Khal Drogo is bae chose: Osha (#52)
  3. Arya Little Gaylish? chose: Tyene Sand (#53)
  4. Shame, Shame, Shame chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  5. Tyrion up my heart chose: Areo Hotah (#55)
  6. NorthWindsComin chose: Thoros of Myr (#56)
  7. Velaryon Saltwife chose: Obara Sand (#57)
  8. Where Drogo? chose: Meera Reed (#58)
  9. Me, Myself, and Tyene chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#59)
  10. Aria Sansa chose: Nymeria Sand (#60)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 8: No One

Kills
Lady Crane explains that she had disfigured Bianca's face after finding out the actress tried to kill her.
Arya: "What happened to the actress? The one who wanted you dead."
Lady Crane: "Bianca. She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry. (Convincing Argument)
Edmure requests access into Riverrun and receives it from the head of the Tully guard, despite a vigorous protest from his uncle Brynden Tully. (Executive Decision)
Edmure regains control of Riverrun after he is let in by his loyal Tully soldiers. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Edmure commands the Tully forces to lay down their arms and surrender Riverrun to the Lannister/Frey forces. (Executive Decision)
After turning over Riverrun to the Lannisters/Freys, Edmure orders the arrest of his uncle, the Blackfish. "Find the Blackfish. Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys." (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)
Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night. (Secret Discovery)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Arya, as she gives her Milk of the Poppy: "Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will." (Funny Line)
8:25 (+3) Gatins:
smelling his finger after plunging it up the butt of a less experienced bandit in his outlaw group: "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by skywalkerdude (approved!)
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." (Witty Insult)
Kevan: "Where are you going?"
Cersei Lannister: "To stand by my son."
Kevan: "Your place is in the gallery. With the other ladies of the court."

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(Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, 'Do you know how to swim?' The second says, 'No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages.'"
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard."
(Funny Line)
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences."
(Witty Insult)
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei." (Threat)
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
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Sandor Clegane: "They killed a friend of mine."
Thoros: "You've got friends?"
(Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:40 (+5) Gatins:
takes a swig from his wineskin (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks his first cup of wine. Tyrion: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Thoros drinks from his wineskin as he walks towards the campfire. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
9:15 (+10) Gatins:
Gatins is cut down by Sandor Clegane's woodchopping axe, as revenge for massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
46:31 (+10) Morgan:
Morgan is hunted down and executed by Sandor Clegane and the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
Arya discovers the body of Lady Crane, murdered by the Waif. (Death)
55:51 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Maege Mormont, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
9:57 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Special)
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Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
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15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
After Tyrion's joke during the Meereenese council meeting.
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*."
(Special)
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after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun. (Special)
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Advanced battle tactics require advanced vocabulary: "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the *pyramid*. The *pyramid* is the only place in the city we can defend." (Special)