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Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 59.5 10 - 5 (+3.5) 9 (+4.5) 10 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 (+3.5) 9 5.5
2 1 59 9.5 0.5 (+4.5) 10 (+1) 6.5 (+1) 6.5 (+4) 9.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 4.5 5.5
3 2 57.5 8 2 5 (+3.5) 9 3 (+4) 9.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 (+3.5) 9 5.5
4 3 51.5 2 8 5 2 (+3.5) 9 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 (+3.5) 9 5.5
5 4 49 -0.5 10.5 5 (+3.5) 9 (+1) 6.5 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 2 5.5
6 5 47.5 -2 12 5 (+1) 6.5 3 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 (+1) 6.5 5.5
7 6 46 -3.5 13.5 5 2 (+2.5) 8 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 4.5 5.5
8 7 45.5 -4 14 5 4.5 3 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 (+1) 6.5 5.5
9 8 41 -8.5 18.5 5 4.5 3 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 2 5.5
10 9 38.5 -11 21 5 2 3 4.5 5.5 5.5 5.5 2 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 111 +111 - (+94) 94 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
2 1 48 +48 63 0 (+12) 12 (+24) 24 0 0 0 0 (+12) 12 0
3 2 29 +29 82 0 (+12) 12 0 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+12) 12 0
4 3 27 +27 84 0 0 (+15) 15 0 0 0 0 (+12) 12 0
5 4 15 +15 96 0 (+12) 12 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 5 12 +12 99 0 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
t-7 6 9 +9 102 0 0 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
t-7 6 9 +9 102 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
9 8 3 +3 108 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 9 0 - 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 263 +263 94 54 51 10 0 0 0 54 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 59 111
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 51.5 27
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 59.5 48
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 57.5 29
5 4 1 +1 - W-1 47.5 12
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 45.5 9
9 8 0 - 1 L-1 41 3
10 9 0 - 1 L-1 38.5 0
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 49 15
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 46 9

Episode 1: Dragonstone

The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)
Tormund Giantsbane:
12 pts
27 15 the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly)
Jon Snow:
12 pts
King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
24 pts
48 3 Night is Dark and Full of Turnips (toddnorman91)
White Walker (Night King):
3 pts
House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon)
Thoros of Myr:
6 pts
12 0 Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12)
Yara Greyjoy:
0 pts
Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn)
Arya Stark:
111 pts
111 9 Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox)
Jaime Lannister:
9 pts
The banners without brotherhood (jjackson1845)
Cersei Lannister:
14 pts
29 9 Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994)
Bran Stark:
6 pts

Episode 2: Stormborn

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12)
Avg: 0 , Record: 0-1
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly)
Avg: 15 , Record: 0-1
Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn)
Avg: 111 , Record: 1-0
The banners without brotherhood (jjackson1845)
Avg: 29 , Record: 1-0
House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon)
Avg: 12 , Record: 1-0
Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994)
Avg: 9 , Record: 0-1
King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala)
Avg: 48 , Record: 1-0
Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox)
Avg: 9 , Record: 0-1
The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)
Avg: 27 , Record: 1-0
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips (toddnorman91)
Avg: 3 , Record: 0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Stormborn

Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox) 0-1, 9 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #10

Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994) 0-1, 9 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins. (+1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #10

House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon) 1-0, 12 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses, or they win and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses, or they win and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The banners without brotherhood wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #9

the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly) 0-1, 15 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins. (maintain rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
The banners without brotherhood loses. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala) 1-0, 48 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -21 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12) 0-1, 0 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins. (+1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 21 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #10

Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn) 1-0, 111 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses. (-1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel) 1-0, 27 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses, or they win and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The banners without brotherhood wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Thicc as a castle wall [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. Davos Seaworth's prostate [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Fat Pink Masters vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #10

Round 1

  1. House of Peppers chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Euron Greyjoy (#5)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Arya Stark (#8)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: White Walker (Night King) (#10)

Round 2

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#13)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#15)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#16)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Beric Dondarrion (#18)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Samwell Tarly (#19)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Qyburn (#20)

Round 3

  1. House of Peppers chose: Melisandre (#21)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Bronn (#22)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Varys (#23)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Yara Greyjoy (#24)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Podrick Payne (#25)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Jorah Mormont (#26)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Theon Greyjoy (#27)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Gendry (#28)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Ellaria Sand (#29)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Randyll Tarly (#30)

Round 4

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Daario Naharis (#31)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Meera Reed (#32)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Grey Worm (#33)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Obara Sand (#34)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Nymeria Sand (#35)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Lyanna Mormont (#36)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Tyene Sand (#37)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Gilly (#38)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Missandei (#39)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Thoros of Myr (#40)

Round 5

  1. House of Peppers chose: Robin Arryn (#41)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Eddison Tollett (#42)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#43)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Benjen Stark (#44)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Dickon Tarly (#45)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#46)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Edmure Tully (#47)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Denys Mallister (#48)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Septa Unella (#49)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#50)

Round 6

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Olyvar (#51)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Melessa Tarly (#52)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Talla Tarly (#53)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Tycho Nestoris (#54)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Anguy (#55)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor) (#56)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Robett Glover (#57)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#58)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#59)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#60)

Round 7

  1. House of Peppers chose: Ed Sheeran (#61)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#62)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Hot Pie (#63)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#64)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Quaithe (#65)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#66)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Qhono (#67)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#68)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Maester Wolkan (#69)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Salladhor Saan (#70)

Round 8

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Anya Waynwood (#71)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Donnel Waynwood (#72)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Vance Corbray (#73)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Hallyne (Pyromancer) (#74)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Ser Boros Blount (#75)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#76)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Malko (#77)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Alys Karstark (#78)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Daisy (#79)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Karsi (#80)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: Dragonstone

Kills
2:41 (+94) Arya Stark:
Masquerading as Walder Frey, Arya serves poisoned wine to a host of 47 Freys in the same dining hall where Robb and Catelyn were murdered at the Red Wedding.

"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
"... so I can tell you my plans for this great house, now that Winter has come". (House Words)
The Night King marches across the tundra, having newly added several wight Giants to his army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Bran Stark uses his knowledge about the battle at Hardhome to convince Eddison Tollet to grant him and Meera Reed passage into Castle Black. (Convincing Argument)
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Edd learns that Bran Stark is still alive, after he and Meera Reed show up to the gates of Castle Black. (Secret Discovery)
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Lyanna quells the Northern Lords' resistance to Jon's plan of enlisting women on the front lines to help defend the North

Robett Glover: "You expect me to put a spear in my granddaughter's hand?"
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me. I might be small, Lord Glover, and I might be a girl, but I am every bit as much a Northerner as you."
Robett: "Indeed you are, my lady. No one has questioned-"
Lyanna: "And I don't need your permission to defend the North. We'll begin training every man, woman, boy, and girl on Bear Island."
(Convincing Argument)
12:31 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon refuses to strip the Umbers and Karstarks of their castles for Smalljon and Harald's treasonous siding with Ramsay Bolton, despite the objections from Sansa and the other Northern lords.

"...I will not punish a son for his father's sins, and I will not take a family home away from a family it has belonged to for centuries.
That is my decision, and my decision is final."
(Executive Decision)
13:14 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon receives pledges of loyalty from Ned Umber and Alys Karstark, the new heads of their respective houses after Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark died in the Battle of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron sails into King's Landing with his shiny new Iron Fleet, rebuilt after Yara stole the existing fleet following his coronation. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Over Jaime's protests, Cersei meets with Euron Greyjoy to hear his alliance proposal, although it ultimately ends in Euron leaving empty-handed with a promise to return with a gift. (Executive Decision)
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Samwell has officially made it to grad-school life, having been admitted as a student of the Citadel. His first task is latrine duty. (New Title)
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.

"Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
(Secret Discovery)
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While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea -  a secret which Beric seems to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?"
(Secret Discovery)
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea -  a secret which Thoros and the Brotherhood seem to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?"
(Secret Discovery)
As Samwell flips the pages of the restricted Maester books, he discovers that Dragonstone sits on a literal mountain of dragonglass, a weapon crucial to defeating the White Walkers. (Secret Discovery)
Daenerys reclaims her ancestral home, the abandoned castle of Dragonstone, once commanded by Stannis Baratheon. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Threat)
Jaime: "How are they better allies? How are they different from the Freys? They both broke their promises and murdered their former friends as soon as it suited them."
Cersei: "So does everyone, when it suits them. Unlike the Freys, they have ships, and they're good at killing."
Jaime: "They're not good at anything."
(Witty Insult)
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14:58 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "They respect you, they really do, but you have to- Why are you laughing?"
Jon Snow: "What did father used to say? Everything before the word 'but' is horse shit."
(Witty Insult)
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Jaime: "The people I was cutting down were your own kin."
Euron: "The place was getting crowded."
(Funny Line)
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When he said to Jamie and Cersei, ".... with two good hands." Making a joke of Jamie having lost one his hands. (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "You murdered your own brother."
Euron: "You should try it. Feels wonderful."
(Funny Line)
Samwell Tarly: "I was wondering if you had considered my proposition."
Archmaester Ebrose: "I don't remember your proposition."
Samwell: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?"
(Funny Line)
"You're a lucky man." - to Podrick after he gets knocked down by Brienne during sparring practice. (Funny Line)
Petyr Baelish: "Why aren't you happy? What do you want that you do not have?"
Sansa Stark: "At the moment, peace and quiet."
(Witty Insult)
"No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever." (Witty Insult)
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Thoros: "Bad night to be outdoors."
Sandor: "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? 'It's snowwing, Thoros.
It's winnndy. It's gonna be a coold night.'"
(Funny Line)
Thoros: "Why are you always in such a foul mood?"
Sandor: "... Experience."
(Funny Line)
"It's my fucking luck I end up with a band of fire-worshippers" -as Thoros beckons him over to check out the magic prophecy fire he just started (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip from the glass while discussing the failed alliance with the Freys after Walder's assassination. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Arya shares in some blackberry wine offered by the camp of Lannister soldiers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
The late Walder Frey's face is used as a disguise by Arya as she tricks the members of House Frey into drinking the poisoned wine. (Dead Body Appearance)
Jon confirms that Harald Karstark died in the Battle of Winterfell (i.e. the Battle of the Bastards). "The punishment for treason is death. Smalljon Umber died on the field of battle.
Harald Karstark died on the field of battle."
(Death)
Special
While responding to Jaime about him fleeing after the Greyjoy Rebellion: "If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't be the greatest captain of the fourteen seas" (Special)
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Arya peels off the mask of Walder Frey to reveal herself after assassinating the host of Freys in the dining hall at the Twins. (Special)
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Bran taps into his warg ability as he waits at the gate to Castle Black. (Special)
Meera gives a slight push to Bran's sledge for appearances sake, as two members of the Night's Watch tow Bran through the gates at Castle Black. (Special)
Lyanna puts Lord Glover in his place after his resistance to Jon's plan of enlisting women on the front lines to help defend the North

Robett Glover: "You expect me to put a spear in my granddaughter's hand?"
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me. I might be small, Lord Glover, and I might be a girl, but I am every bit as much a Northerner as you."
Robett: "Indeed you are, my lady. No one has questioned-"
Lyanna: "And I don't need your permission to defend the North. We'll begin training every man, woman, boy, and girl on Bear Island."
(Special)
Cersei runs for the pitcher and pours a glass as Jaime confronts her about Tommen's death. (Special)
Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)
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Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)
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Samwell Tarly: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a Maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?"
(Special)
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Tormund eyes Brienne on the grounds of Winterfell as she spars with Podrick. (Special)
After Tormund speaks to Podrick, he returns his gaze to Brienne and approaches her. (Special)
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Ed leads the Lannister camp of soldiers in a song: "for hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm." (Special)
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Sandor takes a bite out of some pocket jerky.   (Special)
Thoros conjures a magic prophecy fire to share a vision of the White Walker invasion with Sandor Clegane. (Special)
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Sam does some late night studying with his pirated JSTOR copies of the restricted Maester books. (Special)
Sam begins writing a raven letter to Jon to inform him of the cache of dragonglass buried beneath Dragonstone. (Special)