Notice: MemcachePool::get(): Server localhost (tcp 11211, udp 0) failed with: Connection refused (111) in /var/www/html/fantasora.com/public_html/src/Cache/Cache.php on line 70
/r/asoiaf | Fantasora

/r/asoiaf (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 2 60 2.5 - (+1) 6 8.5 1 9 (+4.5) 10 5.5 4.5 (+1) 10 5.5
2 1 58.5 -1 1.5 (+4) 9 (+1) 10 10 2.5 4.5 5.5 4.5 7 5.5
3 1 58 6.5 2 5 (+2) 4 9 (+1.5) 6 4.5 5.5 (+4) 9.5 9 5.5
4 2 57.5 -1.5 2.5 10 5.5 6.5 9 (+3.5) 9 5.5 4.5 2 5.5
5 2 54.5 8.5 5.5 (+2) 7 1 8 (+4.5) 9 4.5 5.5 (+4) 9.5 4.5 5.5
6 4 50.5 12 9.5 (+3) 8 (+3.5) 5.5 (+3.5) 6.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5 5.5 4.5 (+2.5) 4.5 5.5
7 2 46.5 -2.5 13.5 4 8.5 3.5 2.5 4.5 5.5 4.5 (+6) 8 5.5
8 2 39.5 -8 20.5 2 (+0.5) 7 (+0.5) 3.5 2.5 4.5 5.5 4.5 4.5 5.5
9 1 38.5 -7 21.5 2 2.5 (+0.5) 3.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5 5.5 4.5 4.5 5.5
10 1 31.5 -9.5 28.5 2 2.5 (+0.5) 3.5 2.5 4.5 5.5 4.5 1 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 137 +26 - 94 (+3) 9 (+3) 6 (+5) 10 (+15) 15 0 0 3 0
2 - 107 +59 30 (+35) 35 (+18) 30 (+6) 30 0 0 0 0 12 0
3 - 82 +53 55 (+5) 5 (+9) 21 0 (+5) 10 (+25) 25 0 0 (+9) 21 0
4 - 60 +33 77 (+3) 3 (+6) 6 (+6) 21 (+5) 5 0 0 (+7) 7 (+6) 18 0
5 5 51 +51 86 (+22) 22 (+9) 9 (+6) 6 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+9) 9 0
6 1 48 +39 89 (+10) 10 0 (+6) 12 (+10) 10 0 0 (+7) 7 (+6) 9 0
7 2 40 +25 97 (+1) 1 (+9) 21 3 0 0 0 0 (+15) 15 0
8 2 24 +12 113 0 (+6) 12 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
9 2 20 +11 117 0 3 (+3) 3 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
10 1 6 +3 131 0 3 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 575 +312 170 114 87 45 40 0 14 105 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
3 1 2 +1 - W-2 58 30
2 1 2 +1 - W-2 58.5 53.5
1 2 2 +1 - W-2 60 41
4 1 2 +1 - W-2 39.5 12
5 3 1 - 1 L-1 57.5 68.5
6 4 1 +1 1 W-1 50.5 25.5
10 1 0 - 2 L-2 31.5 3
9 1 0 - 2 L-2 38.5 10
7 - 0 - 2 L-2 54.5 24
8 2 0 - 2 L-2 46.5 20

Episode 2: Stormborn

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12)
Yara Greyjoy:
27 pts
51 25 the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly)
Hot Pie:
15 pts
Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn)
Grey Worm :
15 pts
26 53 The banners without brotherhood (jjackson1845)
Missandei:
28 pts
House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon)
Daenerys Targaryen:
6 pts
12 11 Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994)
Ellaria Sand:
11 pts
King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala)
Euron Greyjoy:
59 pts
59 39 Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox)
Obara Sand:
18 pts
The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)
Nymeria Sand:
13 pts
33 3 Night is Dark and Full of Turnips (toddnorman91)
Randyll Tarly:
3 pts

Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)
Avg: 30 , Record: 2-0
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12)
Avg: 25.5 , Record: 1-1
King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala)
Avg: 53.5 , Record: 2-0
The banners without brotherhood (jjackson1845)
Avg: 41 , Record: 2-0
House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon)
Avg: 12 , Record: 2-0
Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn)
Avg: 68.5 , Record: 1-1
Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994)
Avg: 10 , Record: 0-2
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly)
Avg: 20 , Record: 0-2
Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox)
Avg: 24 , Record: 0-2
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips (toddnorman91)
Avg: 3 , Record: 0-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox) 0-2, 24 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #9

Thicc as a castle wall (econnor1994) 0-2, 10 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall loses. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you don't make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #10

House of Peppers (patrickmcclimon) 2-0, 12 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses, or they win and you make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you don't make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The banners without brotherhood wins, or they lose and you don't make up 20.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #6

the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning (ben.j.duly) 0-2, 20 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins, or they lose and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
The banners without brotherhood wins. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -20.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

King Lommy, First of His Name (tgundala) 2-0, 53.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

Casterly Rock Hard Bronners (wahspg12) 1-1, 25.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins. (+1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses and you don't lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Band of Bad Pussies (thegreattaylorjohn) 1-1, 68.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins and you lose more than -19 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Davos Seaworth's prostate wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips wins and you lose more than -26 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel) 2-0, 30 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The banners without brotherhood loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
The Fat Pink Masters loses. (-1 rank)
King Lommy, First of His Name vs. The banners without brotherhood [Matchup]
King Lommy, First of His Name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The banners without brotherhood wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
House of Peppers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Band of Bad Pussies wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Fat Pink Masters vs. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners [Matchup]
Casterly Rock Hard Bronners loses and you make up 19 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House of Peppers vs. Band of Bad Pussies [Matchup]
Band of Bad Pussies loses and you make up 26 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning loses, or they win and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Thicc as a castle wall vs. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning [Matchup]
Thicc as a castle wall wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning wins, or they lose and you don't make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Davos Seaworth's prostate vs. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips [Matchup]
Night is Dark and Full of Turnips loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #10

Round 1

  1. House of Peppers chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Euron Greyjoy (#5)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Arya Stark (#8)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: White Walker (Night King) (#10)

Round 2

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#13)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#15)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#16)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Beric Dondarrion (#18)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Samwell Tarly (#19)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Qyburn (#20)

Round 3

  1. House of Peppers chose: Melisandre (#21)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Bronn (#22)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Varys (#23)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Yara Greyjoy (#24)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Podrick Payne (#25)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Jorah Mormont (#26)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Theon Greyjoy (#27)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Gendry (#28)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Ellaria Sand (#29)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Randyll Tarly (#30)

Round 4

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Daario Naharis (#31)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Meera Reed (#32)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Grey Worm (#33)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Obara Sand (#34)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Nymeria Sand (#35)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Lyanna Mormont (#36)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Tyene Sand (#37)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Gilly (#38)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Missandei (#39)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Thoros of Myr (#40)

Round 5

  1. House of Peppers chose: Robin Arryn (#41)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Eddison Tollett (#42)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#43)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Benjen Stark (#44)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Dickon Tarly (#45)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#46)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Edmure Tully (#47)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Denys Mallister (#48)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Septa Unella (#49)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#50)

Round 6

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Olyvar (#51)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Melessa Tarly (#52)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Talla Tarly (#53)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Tycho Nestoris (#54)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Anguy (#55)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor) (#56)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Robett Glover (#57)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#58)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#59)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#60)

Round 7

  1. House of Peppers chose: Ed Sheeran (#61)
  2. The banners without brotherhood chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#62)
  3. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Hot Pie (#63)
  4. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#64)
  5. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Quaithe (#65)
  6. The Fat Pink Masters chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#66)
  7. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Qhono (#67)
  8. Band of Bad Pussies chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#68)
  9. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Maester Wolkan (#69)
  10. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Salladhor Saan (#70)

Round 8

  1. Night is Dark and Full of Turnips chose: Anya Waynwood (#71)
  2. Thicc as a castle wall chose: Donnel Waynwood (#72)
  3. Band of Bad Pussies chose: Vance Corbray (#73)
  4. Davos Seaworth's prostate chose: Hallyne (Pyromancer) (#74)
  5. The Fat Pink Masters chose: Ser Boros Blount (#75)
  6. King Lommy, First of His Name chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#76)
  7. Casterly Rock Hard Bronners chose: Malko (#77)
  8. the (Wooden) Sword of the Morning chose: Alys Karstark (#78)
  9. The banners without brotherhood chose: Daisy (#79)
  10. House of Peppers chose: Karsi (#80)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
(+25) 25
(+15) 15
- -
- -
- -
Deaths Points
(+7) 7
(+7) 7
5
2
- -

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Stormborn

Kills
Samwell plies off the infected Greyscale tissue from Jorah's chest, with all the gentleness of a spoon digging through hot pie. (Major Injury of Named Character)
43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron crushes a Greyjoy soldier with the landing bridge, as he makes his entrance aboard Yara's ship, and then immediately cuts down another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara kills three Greyjoy soldiers in the initial melee aboard her ship, throwing down one, slicing down a second, and killing a third on the backswing of her sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron parries a blow, and then slices up a Greyjoy soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara slices two Greyjoy soldiers by the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyene enters the fray, impaling a Greyjoy soldier with her dagger, before Yara instructs her to protect Ellaria Sand below deck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara cuts the throat of one of Euron's soldiers, before turning to witness the fiery carnage of her fleet.  As she regains her composure she stabs another soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron cleaves down an Ironborn soldier, then sticks his axe into the head of another before getting caught by Nymeria Sand's whip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Below deck, Tyene takes out two Ironborn with her daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron stabs Obara through the stomach with the shards of her own broken spear. (Kill of Named Character)
Nymeria stabs an Ironborn, only to turn around to see her sister Obara being killed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
In a fury after witnessing her sister Obara's death, Nymeria whip-grabbles Euron Greyjoy, spinning closer to slice him across the leg with her dagger. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron bests Nymeria Sand, blocking her dagger and then strangling her with her own whip. (Kill of Named Character)
Yara knocks an Ironborn soldier off the upper deck of her ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron kills an intervening soldier after he and Yara begin their head-to-head fight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron's axe finds an unsuspecting soldier that Yara uses as a human shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron bests Yara in single combat, taking his bloodied niece captive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
Davos suggests that Daenerys's dragons will be a powerful asset against the fight against the wights, and suggests allying with her, despite Sansa's protests. Ultimately, Jon decides to personally travel to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, citing Davos' arguments in his appeal to the Northern Lords.

"What breathes fire?" ...  "But if the army of the dead makes it past the wall, do we have enough men to fight them?"

(Convincing Argument)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Hot Pie:
Hot Pie learns that Arya Stark is back in Westeros after recognizing her at the inn. (Secret Discovery)
submitted by EvanWolfe (approved!)
Yara and Theon Greyjoy, and their competing claims to lead the Ironborn, are eliminated as Euron captures Yara and forces Theon to flee after successfully ambushing their fleet. (Rivals Eliminated)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.

Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden."
(Executive Decision)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
5:16 (+3) Varys:
Varys convinces Daenerys that she doesn't need to demand his blind allegiance, as long as she is a just ruler.

Daenerys: "Proven himself loyal? Quite the opposite. If he dislikes one monarch, he conspires to crown the next one. What kind of servant is this?"

Varys: "The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them. I wasn't born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was so sold as a slave, and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in gutters, alleys, abandoned houses. You want to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people, who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule, the people whose hearts you aim to win."
(Convincing Argument)
Melisandre meets with Daenerys Targaryen, imploring her to meet and ally with Jon Snow for the war to come against the White Walkers. (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Convincing Argument)
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (New Weapon)
Tyrion's earlier advice wins over Daenerys, as she opts for a slower, more politically-calculated siege rather than the violent direct-assault on King's Landing advocated by her Westerosi allies. "I am not here to be Queen of the Ashes." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys overrules the direct assault advocated by the Greyjoys, Tyrells, and Dornish, opting for a less violent siege on King's Landing and attack on Casterly Rock. (Executive Decision)
Samwell sneaks into Jorah's room to try an experimental Greyscale treatment on him, despite Archmaester Ebrose's forbidding him to do so. (Executive Decision)
Samwell's letter is the final straw that convinces Jon Snow to ally with Daenerys Targaryen.

"This message was sent to me by Samwell Tarly. He was my brother at the Night's Watch. A man I trust as much as anyone in this world. He's discovered proof that Dragonstone sits on a mountain of dragonglass."
(Convincing Argument)
39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)
Sansa is given command of Winterfell as Jon travels to meet with Daenerys Targaryen. "You are my sister. You're the only Stark in Winterfell. Until I return, the North is yours." (New Title)
Ellaria and Tyene Sand are taken prisoner by Euron's Ironborn. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Euron bests Yara in single combat and taunts Theon into running away, taking his niece captive. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron succesfully ambushes Yara Greyjoy's fleet, burning most of her ships and taking Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene Sand as prisoners. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies)
(Funny Line)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
on Melisandre's arrival to Dragonstone, after Varys protests that she had served Stannis Baratheon: "You chose an auspicious day to arrive at Dragonstone. We've just decided to pardon those who once served the wrong King." (Witty Insult)
submitted by kimberly.ramia (approved!)
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Witty Insult)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
Euron sarcastically and disparagingly to Yara as he approaches her to cut her down: "Give your uncle a kiss" (Witty Insult)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
"I'm a Tarly. That name means something. We're not oathbreakers. We're not schemers. We don't stab our rivals in the back or cut their throats at weddings." (Witty Insult)
submitted by peggypcwu (approved!)
Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Funny Line)
submitted by pacelli929 (approved!)
Tyrion while convincing Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Funny Line)
Randyll Tarly: "Ser Jaime, I believe you know my son."
Jaime: "Rickon, isn't it?"
Dickon: "Dickon."
Jaime: "That's it." (walks past Dickon to speak with Randyll)
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
to Theon, as she gets between Yara's legs: "Why are you standing all the way over there then? The foreign invasion is underway." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Samwell takes a hearty swig of the rum he gives to Jorah, before attempting the Greyscale surgery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jorah drinks the rum given to him by Samwell, as he braces himself to undergo the experimental Greyscale procedure. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Obara drinks in her hammock below deck, as the Sand Sisters argue over who they will kill in King's Landing. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ellaria tries out the beverages stocked by the Greyjoy fleet. "How can you drink this piss? When we reach Sunspear I'll treat you to a Dornish Red, the best in the world." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks with Theon and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
26:45 (+25) Missandei:
Missandei gets with Grey Worm on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
28:00 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm gets with Missandei on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Obara is impaled with the shards of her own spear by Euron Greyjoy. (Death)
Nymeria is bested by Euron Greyjoy, who blocks her dagger and strangles her with her own whip. (Death)
In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Obara's body is shown impaled with her own spears onto the bowsprit of the burning ship. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Yara makes a pass at Ellaria below deck as Theon watches. (Special)
submitted by shannonferretti (approved!)
8:35 (+3) Missandei:
Missandei gives a lesson on Valyrian gendered pronouns in ancient prophecies: "Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian, so proper translation for that prophecy would be 'the prince or princess who was promised will bring the dawn'. (Special)
10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
19:17 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (Special)
to Tyrion: "My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you." (Special)
Samwell mentions that he has potentially found a treatment option for Jorah Mormont's greyscale in a book. "I found the procedure in a study of rare diseases by Archmaester Pylos". (Special)
Samwell opens up Archmaester Pylos' tome on Rare Diseases, which contains the instructions for the Greyscale treatment he is to perform on Jorah. (Special)
35:09 (+12) Hot Pie:
Arya meets Hot Pie at the Crossroads Inn, where he has baked up 4 on-screen pies: the Jorah special being eaten by two unnamed characters, Arya's pie, and two more left on the serving tray. (Special)
to Nymeria: "The Mountain killed father. He'll crush you with one hand." (Special)
"Father got careless, that's what mama says." (Special)
Ellaria Sand: "You ever been to Dorne?"
Yara: "A few times. Never stayed long."
Ellaria: "A boy in every port."
Yara: "A boy. A girl. Depends on the port."
(Special)
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)