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The 5th year Seniors | Fantasora

The 5th year Seniors (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 47.5 -1 - 8 4 (+1.5) 6 (+0.5) 8 3.5 4.5 3.5 5.5 4.5
2 3 45 5 2.5 3 7 1 (+3) 6.5 3.5 4.5 (+3) 7.5 (+1.5) 7.5 4.5
3 - 43.5 - 4 (+2) 6 5.5 7.5 (+1) 4.5 3.5 4.5 3.5 (+1.5) 4 4.5
4 - 42.5 1.5 5 (+3) 7 (+3.5) 8 (+0.5) 7.5 2 3.5 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
5 3 42 -2 5.5 (+1) 5 1 4 6.5 3.5 4.5 (+3) 7.5 5.5 4.5
6 - 37 -1 10.5 1.5 (+0.5) 2.5 (+0.5) 5 (+1) 4.5 3.5 4.5 3.5 (+1.5) 7.5 4.5
7 - 35.5 1 12 4 5.5 (+0.5) 2.5 2 (+2.5) 7 4.5 3.5 (+1) 2 4.5
8 1 31 -3.5 16.5 1.5 (+0.5) 2.5 2.5 2 (+3.5) 8 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 154 +34 - 94 (+6) 12 (+9) 15 (+10) 15 0 0 0 (+9) 18 0
2 2 89 +68 65 (+35) 35 (+24) 30 (+9) 18 0 0 0 0 6 0
3 1 64 +43 90 (+5) 5 (+6) 18 (+3) 3 (+10) 10 0 0 (+7) 7 (+12) 21 0
t-4 1 63 +34 91 (+13) 13 (+3) 6 (+3) 9 (+5) 10 0 0 (+7) 7 (+3) 18 0
t-4 2 63 +33 91 (+16) 16 (+3) 15 (+3) 18 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+6) 9 0
6 1 49 +37 105 (+7) 7 (+6) 15 (+3) 6 0 (+15) 15 0 0 (+6) 6 0
7 1 47 +29 107 0 (+6) 9 (+6) 12 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+12) 21 0
8 1 46 +34 108 0 (+6) 9 6 0 (+25) 25 0 0 (+3) 6 0
Totals 575 +312 170 114 87 45 40 0 14 105 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 2 2 +1 - W-2 45 32
5 - 1 +1 1 W-1 42 31.5
4 2 1 +1 1 W-1 42.5 44.5
3 1 1 - 1 L-1 43.5 31.5
2 1 1 - 1 L-1 47.5 77
7 - 1 +1 1 W-1 35.5 24.5
6 2 1 - 1 L-1 37 23.5
8 1 0 - 2 L-2 31 23

Episode 2: Stormborn

Dragon Queen (jnwilson90)
Euron Greyjoy:
59 pts
68 34 Make Westeros Great Again (lceverhart)
Archmaester Ebrose:
12 pts
Westeros Baptist Church (angela.lindstrom91)
Yara Greyjoy:
27 pts
33 37 you is a dirty dirty hodor (agmiller356)
Grey Worm :
15 pts
Girls Gone WILD(lings) (gonzalezdaniella3)
Missandei:
28 pts
34 43 A team has no name (coleharper82)
Samwell Tarly:
22 pts
The Night King CUMeth (stephenchill06)
Theon Greyjoy:
18 pts
34 29 Lyanna Consented (kcharlesmeeker)
Hot Pie:
15 pts

Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

The Night King CUMeth (stephenchill06)
Avg: 31.5 , Record: 1-1
Dragon Queen (jnwilson90)
Avg: 44.5 , Record: 1-1
Girls Gone WILD(lings) (gonzalezdaniella3)
Avg: 23 , Record: 0-2
Westeros Baptist Church (angela.lindstrom91)
Avg: 31.5 , Record: 1-1
you is a dirty dirty hodor (agmiller356)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 1-1
Make Westeros Great Again (lceverhart)
Avg: 77 , Record: 1-1
A team has no name (coleharper82)
Avg: 32 , Record: 2-0
Lyanna Consented (kcharlesmeeker)
Avg: 23.5 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

you is a dirty dirty hodor (agmiller356) 1-1, 24.5 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Queen loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lyanna Consented loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Queen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Girls Gone WILD(lings) (gonzalezdaniella3) 0-2, 23 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Queen loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins. (+1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Lyanna Consented (kcharlesmeeker) 1-1, 23.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dragon Queen loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Make Westeros Great Again loses, or they win and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Queen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Make Westeros Great Again (lceverhart) 1-1, 77 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Queen loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
Make Westeros Great Again wins. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Lyanna Consented loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Queen wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
Make Westeros Great Again loses. (-1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Westeros Baptist Church (angela.lindstrom91) 1-1, 31.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dragon Queen loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Make Westeros Great Again loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lyanna Consented loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Queen wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses. (-1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

The Night King CUMeth (stephenchill06) 1-1, 31.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins. (+1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Make Westeros Great Again loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lyanna Consented loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth loses. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Dragon Queen (jnwilson90) 1-1, 44.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
Dragon Queen wins. (maintain rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Make Westeros Great Again loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lyanna Consented loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
Dragon Queen loses. (-1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Girls Gone WILD(lings) wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Lyanna Consented wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

A team has no name (coleharper82) 2-0, 32 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Night King CUMeth vs. Dragon Queen [Matchup]
The Night King CUMeth wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dragon Queen wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Girls Gone WILD(lings) vs. Westeros Baptist Church [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
you is a dirty dirty hodor vs. Make Westeros Great Again [Matchup]
you is a dirty dirty hodor wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Make Westeros Great Again wins and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
A team has no name vs. Lyanna Consented [Matchup]
A team has no name loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Round 1

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Arya Stark (#2)
  3. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. The Night King CUMeth chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Dragon Queen chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. A team has no name chose: Bran Stark (#6)
  7. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Lyanna Consented chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 2

  1. Lyanna Consented chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  2. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Varys (#10)
  3. A team has no name chose: White Walker (Night King) (#11)
  4. Dragon Queen chose: Euron Greyjoy (#12)
  5. The Night King CUMeth chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#13)
  6. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Melisandre (#14)
  7. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#15)
  8. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Yara Greyjoy (#16)

Round 3

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#17)
  2. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#18)
  3. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Grey Worm (#19)
  4. The Night King CUMeth chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#20)
  5. Dragon Queen chose: Bronn (#21)
  6. A team has no name chose: Samwell Tarly (#22)
  7. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Daario Naharis (#23)
  8. Lyanna Consented chose: Davos Seaworth (#24)

Round 4

  1. Lyanna Consented chose: Jorah Mormont (#25)
  2. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Missandei (#26)
  3. A team has no name chose: Qyburn (#27)
  4. Dragon Queen chose: Robett Glover (#28)
  5. The Night King CUMeth chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Podrick Payne (#30)
  7. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Gendry (#31)
  8. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Eddison Tollett (#32)

Round 5

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Benjen Stark (#33)
  2. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Ellaria Sand (#34)
  3. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Randyll Tarly (#35)
  4. The Night King CUMeth chose: Meera Reed (#36)
  5. Dragon Queen chose: Beric Dondarrion (#37)
  6. A team has no name chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#38)
  7. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Lyanna Mormont (#39)
  8. Lyanna Consented chose: Thoros of Myr (#40)

Round 6

  1. Lyanna Consented chose: Edmure Tully (#41)
  2. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Gilly (#42)
  3. A team has no name chose: Obara Sand (#43)
  4. Dragon Queen chose: Robin Arryn (#44)
  5. The Night King CUMeth chose: Nymeria Sand (#45)
  6. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Tyene Sand (#46)
  7. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#47)
  8. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Qhono (#48)

Round 7

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Septa Unella (#49)
  2. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Denys Mallister (#50)
  3. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#51)
  4. The Night King CUMeth chose: Olyvar (#52)
  5. Dragon Queen chose: Dickon Tarly (#53)
  6. A team has no name chose: Melessa Tarly (#54)
  7. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#55)
  8. Lyanna Consented chose: Ed Sheeran (#56)

Round 8

  1. Lyanna Consented chose: Hot Pie (#57)
  2. Girls Gone WILD(lings) chose: Tycho Nestoris (#58)
  3. A team has no name chose: Talla Tarly (#59)
  4. Dragon Queen chose: Anguy (#60)
  5. The Night King CUMeth chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#61)
  6. you is a dirty dirty hodor chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#62)
  7. Make Westeros Great Again chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#63)
  8. Westeros Baptist Church chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
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Deaths Points
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Stormborn

Kills
Samwell plies off the infected Greyscale tissue from Jorah's chest, with all the gentleness of a spoon digging through hot pie. (Major Injury of Named Character)
43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron crushes a Greyjoy soldier with the landing bridge, as he makes his entrance aboard Yara's ship, and then immediately cuts down another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara kills three Greyjoy soldiers in the initial melee aboard her ship, throwing down one, slicing down a second, and killing a third on the backswing of her sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron parries a blow, and then slices up a Greyjoy soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara slices two Greyjoy soldiers by the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyene enters the fray, impaling a Greyjoy soldier with her dagger, before Yara instructs her to protect Ellaria Sand below deck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara cuts the throat of one of Euron's soldiers, before turning to witness the fiery carnage of her fleet.  As she regains her composure she stabs another soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron cleaves down an Ironborn soldier, then sticks his axe into the head of another before getting caught by Nymeria Sand's whip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Below deck, Tyene takes out two Ironborn with her daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron stabs Obara through the stomach with the shards of her own broken spear. (Kill of Named Character)
Nymeria stabs an Ironborn, only to turn around to see her sister Obara being killed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
In a fury after witnessing her sister Obara's death, Nymeria whip-grabbles Euron Greyjoy, spinning closer to slice him across the leg with her dagger. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron bests Nymeria Sand, blocking her dagger and then strangling her with her own whip. (Kill of Named Character)
Yara knocks an Ironborn soldier off the upper deck of her ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron kills an intervening soldier after he and Yara begin their head-to-head fight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron's axe finds an unsuspecting soldier that Yara uses as a human shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron bests Yara in single combat, taking his bloodied niece captive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
Davos suggests that Daenerys's dragons will be a powerful asset against the fight against the wights, and suggests allying with her, despite Sansa's protests. Ultimately, Jon decides to personally travel to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, citing Davos' arguments in his appeal to the Northern Lords.

"What breathes fire?" ...  "But if the army of the dead makes it past the wall, do we have enough men to fight them?"

(Convincing Argument)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Hot Pie:
Hot Pie learns that Arya Stark is back in Westeros after recognizing her at the inn. (Secret Discovery)
submitted by EvanWolfe (approved!)
Yara and Theon Greyjoy, and their competing claims to lead the Ironborn, are eliminated as Euron captures Yara and forces Theon to flee after successfully ambushing their fleet. (Rivals Eliminated)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.

Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden."
(Executive Decision)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
5:16 (+3) Varys:
Varys convinces Daenerys that she doesn't need to demand his blind allegiance, as long as she is a just ruler.

Daenerys: "Proven himself loyal? Quite the opposite. If he dislikes one monarch, he conspires to crown the next one. What kind of servant is this?"

Varys: "The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them. I wasn't born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was so sold as a slave, and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in gutters, alleys, abandoned houses. You want to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people, who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule, the people whose hearts you aim to win."
(Convincing Argument)
Melisandre meets with Daenerys Targaryen, imploring her to meet and ally with Jon Snow for the war to come against the White Walkers. (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Convincing Argument)
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (New Weapon)
Tyrion's earlier advice wins over Daenerys, as she opts for a slower, more politically-calculated siege rather than the violent direct-assault on King's Landing advocated by her Westerosi allies. "I am not here to be Queen of the Ashes." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys overrules the direct assault advocated by the Greyjoys, Tyrells, and Dornish, opting for a less violent siege on King's Landing and attack on Casterly Rock. (Executive Decision)
Samwell sneaks into Jorah's room to try an experimental Greyscale treatment on him, despite Archmaester Ebrose's forbidding him to do so. (Executive Decision)
Samwell's letter is the final straw that convinces Jon Snow to ally with Daenerys Targaryen.

"This message was sent to me by Samwell Tarly. He was my brother at the Night's Watch. A man I trust as much as anyone in this world. He's discovered proof that Dragonstone sits on a mountain of dragonglass."
(Convincing Argument)
39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)
Sansa is given command of Winterfell as Jon travels to meet with Daenerys Targaryen. "You are my sister. You're the only Stark in Winterfell. Until I return, the North is yours." (New Title)
Ellaria and Tyene Sand are taken prisoner by Euron's Ironborn. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Euron bests Yara in single combat and taunts Theon into running away, taking his niece captive. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron succesfully ambushes Yara Greyjoy's fleet, burning most of her ships and taking Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene Sand as prisoners. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies)
(Funny Line)
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on Melisandre's arrival to Dragonstone, after Varys protests that she had served Stannis Baratheon: "You chose an auspicious day to arrive at Dragonstone. We've just decided to pardon those who once served the wrong King." (Witty Insult)
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Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Witty Insult)
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Euron sarcastically and disparagingly to Yara as he approaches her to cut her down: "Give your uncle a kiss" (Witty Insult)
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"I'm a Tarly. That name means something. We're not oathbreakers. We're not schemers. We don't stab our rivals in the back or cut their throats at weddings." (Witty Insult)
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Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Funny Line)
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Tyrion while convincing Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Funny Line)
Randyll Tarly: "Ser Jaime, I believe you know my son."
Jaime: "Rickon, isn't it?"
Dickon: "Dickon."
Jaime: "That's it." (walks past Dickon to speak with Randyll)
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
to Theon, as she gets between Yara's legs: "Why are you standing all the way over there then? The foreign invasion is underway." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Samwell takes a hearty swig of the rum he gives to Jorah, before attempting the Greyscale surgery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jorah drinks the rum given to him by Samwell, as he braces himself to undergo the experimental Greyscale procedure. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Obara drinks in her hammock below deck, as the Sand Sisters argue over who they will kill in King's Landing. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ellaria tries out the beverages stocked by the Greyjoy fleet. "How can you drink this piss? When we reach Sunspear I'll treat you to a Dornish Red, the best in the world." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks with Theon and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
26:45 (+25) Missandei:
Missandei gets with Grey Worm on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
28:00 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm gets with Missandei on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Obara is impaled with the shards of her own spear by Euron Greyjoy. (Death)
Nymeria is bested by Euron Greyjoy, who blocks her dagger and strangles her with her own whip. (Death)
In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Obara's body is shown impaled with her own spears onto the bowsprit of the burning ship. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Yara makes a pass at Ellaria below deck as Theon watches. (Special)
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8:35 (+3) Missandei:
Missandei gives a lesson on Valyrian gendered pronouns in ancient prophecies: "Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian, so proper translation for that prophecy would be 'the prince or princess who was promised will bring the dawn'. (Special)
10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Special)
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19:17 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (Special)
to Tyrion: "My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you." (Special)
Samwell mentions that he has potentially found a treatment option for Jorah Mormont's greyscale in a book. "I found the procedure in a study of rare diseases by Archmaester Pylos". (Special)
Samwell opens up Archmaester Pylos' tome on Rare Diseases, which contains the instructions for the Greyscale treatment he is to perform on Jorah. (Special)
35:09 (+12) Hot Pie:
Arya meets Hot Pie at the Crossroads Inn, where he has baked up 4 on-screen pies: the Jorah special being eaten by two unnamed characters, Arya's pie, and two more left on the serving tray. (Special)
to Nymeria: "The Mountain killed father. He'll crush you with one hand." (Special)
"Father got careless, that's what mama says." (Special)
Ellaria Sand: "You ever been to Dorne?"
Yara: "A few times. Never stayed long."
Ellaria: "A boy in every port."
Yara: "A boy. A girl. Depends on the port."
(Special)
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)