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House Hamilton Season 5 | Fantasora

House Hamilton Season 5 (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 47.5 -0.5 - 8 8 2 6 2 4.5 7 5.5 4.5
2 1 44.5 1 3 2 (+0.5) 6.5 7 7 2 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 7.5 4.5
3 1 44 -2 3.5 6 1 (+1) 8 8 6 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
4 3 41 4 6.5 (+3) 7 3 (+1.5) 4.5 (+1.5) 4 4.5 4.5 3.5 (+1) 5.5 4.5
5 1 39.5 -2.5 8 4 (+1) 4 3 2 2 4.5 8 7.5 4.5
6 2 37 6 10.5 (+1) 3 (+3.5) 6.5 4.5 2 (+2) 7.5 4.5 3.5 1 4.5
7 1 36.5 -1 11 1 2 6 5 (+2) 7.5 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
8 3 34 -5 13.5 5 5 1 2 4.5 4.5 3.5 4 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 132 +29 - (+28) 62 24 6 20 0 0 (+1) 11 9 0
2 - 131 +30 1 (+10) 21 (+3) 3 (+12) 39 (+5) 55 10 0 0 3 0
3 - 103 +19 29 (+1) 1 (+6) 21 (+9) 36 30 0 0 0 (+3) 15 0
4 3 80 +46 52 (+32) 34 9 (+6) 18 (+5) 5 5 0 0 (+3) 9 0
5 1 66 +10 66 8 (+9) 15 15 0 0 0 (+1) 13 15 0
6 1 61 +10 71 0 6 27 10 (+10) 15 0 0 3 0
7 1 56 +30 76 (+2) 2 (+15) 21 (+3) 18 0 (+10) 15 0 0 0 0
8 2 42 +3 90 10 18 (+3) 3 0 5 0 0 6 0
Totals 671 +177 138 117 162 120 50 0 24 60 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 4 +1 - W-4 44.5 25.75
2 - 3 +1 1 W-2 44 32.75
6 2 2 - 2 L-2 34 10.5
3 3 2 +1 2 W-2 47.5 33
5 - 2 - 2 L-1 36.5 15.25
4 1 2 - 2 L-2 39.5 16.5
7 - 1 +1 3 W-1 41 20
8 - 0 - 4 L-4 37 14

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)
Melisandre:
13 pts
30 46 Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)
Barristan Selmy:
30 pts
King of the North (wdtifft)
Daenerys Targaryen:
3 pts
3 19 Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)
Cersei Lannister:
6 pts
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Bronn:
24 pts
30 10 Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
10 pts
Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92)
High Sparrow:
9 pts
10 29 Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)
Grey Worm :
28 pts

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)
Avg: 15.25 , Record: 2-2
Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)
Avg: 25.75 , Record: 4-0
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Avg: 32.75 , Record: 3-1
Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)
Avg: 20 , Record: 1-3
King of the North (wdtifft)
Avg: 10.5 , Record: 2-2
Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)
Avg: 33 , Record: 2-2
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)
Avg: 14 , Record: 0-4
Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92)
Avg: 16.5 , Record: 2-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: Kill the Boy

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723) 3-1, 32.75 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Bend it Like Podrick loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Inglorious Basterds wins and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #5

Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92) 2-2, 16.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Inglorious Basterds loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Inglorious Basterds wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #7

Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk) 4-0, 25.75 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #2

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro) 2-2, 15.25 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Inglorious Basterds loses, or they win and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend wins and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Inglorious Basterds wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #7

Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie) 2-2, 33 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds wins. (maintain rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds loses. (-1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #7

Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14) 1-3, 20 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards loses and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North loses and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Inglorious Basterds loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #8

King of the North (wdtifft) 2-2, 10.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North wins. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lannister Vineyards vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend wins and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North loses. (maintain rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #7

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Stannis the Mannis [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-5, rank #8

Round 1

  1. King of the North chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tyrion Lannister (#3)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Arya Stark (#5)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Jon Snow (#6)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Melisandre (#7)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Stannis Baratheon (#8)

Round 2

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Margaery Tyrell (#10)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Sansa Stark (#11)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Brienne of Tarth (#12)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Varys (#13)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Daario Naharis (#14)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Jorah Mormont (#15)
  8. King of the North chose: Bran Stark (#16)

Round 3

  1. King of the North chose: Missandei (#17)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Doran Martell (#20)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: High Sparrow (#21)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Ramsay Bolton (#22)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Ellaria Sand (#23)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Barristan Selmy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Loras Tyrell (#25)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Nymeria Sand (#26)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Theon Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Davos Seaworth (#28)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Tommen Baratheon (#29)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tyene Sand (#30)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Podrick Payne (#31)
  8. King of the North chose: Maester Aemon (#32)

Round 5

  1. King of the North chose: Yara Greyjoy (#33)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Gilly (#34)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Olyvar (#35)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Robin Arryn (#36)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Grey Worm (#38)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Obara Sand (#39)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Selyse Baratheon (#40)

Round 6

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#41)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Myranda (#42)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Areo Hotah (#43)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Kevan Lannister (#44)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#45)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) (#46)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Gendry (#47)
  8. King of the North chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#48)

Round 7

  1. King of the North chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#49)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Shireen Baratheon (#50)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Melara Hetherspoon (#51)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Septa Unella (#52)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#53)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Lancel Lannister (#54)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Fat Walda Frey (#55)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Meryn Trant (#56)

Round 8

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#57)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Maggy (#58)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Roose Bolton (#59)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#60)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Bowen Marsh (#61)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Clea (#62)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: White Walker (Night King) (#63)
  8. King of the North chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#64)

Round 9

  1. King of the North chose: Three-eyed raven (#65)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Hot Pie (#66)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Trystane Martell (#67)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Denys Mallister (#68)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Brown Ben Plumm (#69)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Janos Slynt (#70)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Lollys Stokeworth (#71)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Qyburn (#72)

Round 10

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#73)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Walder Frey (#74)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Mace Tyrell (#75)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Mance Rayder (#76)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Malko (#77)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Varamyr Sixskins (#78)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Salladhor Saan (#79)
  8. King of the North chose: Olly (#80)

League Discussion

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Deaths Points
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

Kills
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
31:03 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:30 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:44 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+12) Grey Worm :
Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Samwell convinces Jon to sign a letter requesting recruits from Roose Bolton. "We swore to be the Watchers on the Wall. We can't watch the Wall with 50 men. And we can't get more men without help from the Warden of the North." (Politics - uncategorized)
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand. (Politics - uncategorized)
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne." (Politics - uncategorized)
The Sand Snakes - Obara, Nymeria, and Tyene - agree to follow Ellaria on her mission to capture and kill Myrcella. "You must choose... Doran's way, and peace... or my way, and war." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by senduran.i (approved!)
Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
3:52 (+3) Bronn:
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Shireen: "I like it (here at Castle Black). I thought I'd be left at home. I know mother didn't want to bring me."
Stannis: "Why'd you say that?"
Shireen: "She told me, 'I don't want to bring you.'"
(Funny Line)
33:40 (+3) Bronn:
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped."
(Funny Line)
34:46 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really." (Funny Line)
"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake."
(Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
4:22 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?"
(Special)
Samwell prepares a set of raven letters to various Lords requesting recruits for the Night's Watch. (Special)