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House Hamilton Season 5 | Fantasora

House Hamilton Season 5 (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 54.5 -3 - 8 8 3.5 7 4.5 4.5 7 (+0.5) 7.5 4.5
2 - 45 1.5 9.5 (+1) 4 5 (+1) 8 6 (+1.5) 3 4.5 2.5 7.5 4.5
3 - 43.5 1 11 6 1 7 8 (+2.5) 7.5 4.5 2.5 2.5 4.5
4 4 37.5 4 17 5 3.5 (+0.5) 3.5 1.5 (+2.5) 6 4.5 (+2) 5 4 4.5
5 1 37 -2.5 17.5 1 7 6 4.5 4.5 4.5 2.5 2.5 4.5
6 1 36 2.5 18.5 3 (+3) 6 (+1) 2 1.5 1 4.5 8 5.5 4.5
7 2 35.5 -3.5 19 7 2 1 3 2 4.5 6 5.5 4.5
8 2 35 - 19.5 2 3.5 (+2) 5 4.5 7.5 4.5 2.5 1 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 259 +26 - (+4) 66 (+12) 60 27 50 15 0 (+1) 14 (+9) 27 0
2 - 182 +32 77 (+1) 26 9 (+6) 54 (+5) 60 (+20) 30 0 0 3 0
3 - 176 +32 83 (+7) 12 27 (+15) 60 40 (+10) 10 0 0 27 0
4 - 107 +4 152 34 (+3) 18 18 5 5 0 (+1) 12 15 0
5 3 106 +34 153 16 24 (+9) 27 0 (+15) 20 0 (+10) 10 9 0
6 1 102 - 157 2 36 36 10 15 0 0 3 0
t-7 1 98 +12 161 4 24 (+12) 30 10 30 0 0 0 0
t-7 - 98 +22 161 10 (+12) 33 (+9) 24 0 0 0 (+1) 16 15 0
Totals 1128 +162 170 231 276 175 125 0 52 99 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 6.5 +0.5 - T-1 45 25.14
2 - 4.5 +0.5 2 W-1 43.5 26
4 1 4 +1 2.5 W-2 37.5 15.14
3 - 4 +1 2.5 W-1 54.5 37
5 1 3 - 3.5 L-1 37 14.57
6 1 3 +1 3.5 W-1 36 14
7 1 2 - 4.5 L-2 35.5 15.29
8 - 1 - 5.5 L-2 35 14

Episode 7: The Gift

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)
Margaery Tyrell:
6 pts
12 34 King of the North (wdtifft)
Daenerys Targaryen:
15 pts
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Bronn:
11 pts
32 32 Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)
Samwell Tarly:
14 pts
Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92)
High Sparrow:
12 pts
22 0 Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)
Myrcella Baratheon:
0 pts
Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)
Stannis Baratheon:
3 pts
4 26 Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)
Theon Greyjoy:
9 pts

Episode 8: Hardhome

Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92)
Avg: 14 , Record: 3-4
Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)
Avg: 15.29 , Record: 2-5
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Avg: 26 , Record: 4-2-1
Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)
Avg: 37 , Record: 4-3
King of the North (wdtifft)
Avg: 15.14 , Record: 4-3
Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)
Avg: 14.57 , Record: 3-4
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)
Avg: 14 , Record: 1-6
Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)
Avg: 25.14 , Record: 6-0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 8: Hardhome

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723) 4-2-1, 26 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
King of the North wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3-1, rank #4

Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92) 3-4, 14 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds loses and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
King of the North loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lannister Vineyards loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #7

Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk) 6-0-1, 25.14 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-0-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-1-1, rank #1

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro) 3-4, 14.57 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds loses and you make up 17.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Joffrey's Only Friend wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #6

Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie) 4-3, 37 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds wins. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
King of the North loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -17 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
King of the North wins, or they lose and you lose more than -17 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lannister Vineyards wins and you lose more than -17.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14) 2-5, 15.29 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend wins. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
Lannister Vineyards loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #8

King of the North (wdtifft) 4-3, 15.14 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses (+1 rank)
Inglorious Basterds loses, or they win and you make up 17 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Stannis the Mannis wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Inglorious Basterds [Matchup]
Inglorious Basterds wins, or they lose and you don't make up 17 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
King of the North vs. Lannister Vineyards [Matchup]
King of the North loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Stannis the Mannis vs. Joffrey's Only Friend [Matchup]
Joffrey's Only Friend loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #7

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs. Bend it Like Podrick [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-7, rank #8

Round 1

  1. King of the North chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tyrion Lannister (#3)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Arya Stark (#5)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Jon Snow (#6)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Melisandre (#7)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Stannis Baratheon (#8)

Round 2

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Margaery Tyrell (#10)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Sansa Stark (#11)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Brienne of Tarth (#12)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Varys (#13)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Daario Naharis (#14)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Jorah Mormont (#15)
  8. King of the North chose: Bran Stark (#16)

Round 3

  1. King of the North chose: Missandei (#17)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Doran Martell (#20)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: High Sparrow (#21)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Ramsay Bolton (#22)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Ellaria Sand (#23)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Barristan Selmy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Loras Tyrell (#25)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Nymeria Sand (#26)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Theon Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Davos Seaworth (#28)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Tommen Baratheon (#29)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tyene Sand (#30)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Podrick Payne (#31)
  8. King of the North chose: Maester Aemon (#32)

Round 5

  1. King of the North chose: Yara Greyjoy (#33)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Gilly (#34)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Olyvar (#35)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Robin Arryn (#36)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Grey Worm (#38)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Obara Sand (#39)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Selyse Baratheon (#40)

Round 6

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#41)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Myranda (#42)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Areo Hotah (#43)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Kevan Lannister (#44)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#45)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) (#46)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Gendry (#47)
  8. King of the North chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#48)

Round 7

  1. King of the North chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#49)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Shireen Baratheon (#50)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Melara Hetherspoon (#51)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Septa Unella (#52)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#53)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Lancel Lannister (#54)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Fat Walda Frey (#55)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Meryn Trant (#56)

Round 8

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#57)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Maggy (#58)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Roose Bolton (#59)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#60)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Bowen Marsh (#61)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Clea (#62)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: White Walker (Night King) (#63)
  8. King of the North chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#64)

Round 9

  1. King of the North chose: Three-eyed raven (#65)
  2. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Hot Pie (#66)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Trystane Martell (#67)
  4. Lannister Vineyards chose: Denys Mallister (#68)
  5. Stannis the Mannis chose: Brown Ben Plumm (#69)
  6. Inglorious Basterds chose: Janos Slynt (#70)
  7. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Lollys Stokeworth (#71)
  8. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Qyburn (#72)

Round 10

  1. Joffrey's Only Friend chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#73)
  2. Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms chose: Walder Frey (#74)
  3. Inglorious Basterds chose: Mace Tyrell (#75)
  4. Stannis the Mannis chose: Mance Rayder (#76)
  5. Lannister Vineyards chose: Malko (#77)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Varamyr Sixskins (#78)
  7. Bend it Like Podrick chose: Salladhor Saan (#79)
  8. King of the North chose: Olly (#80)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Deaths Points
(+1) 16
(+1) 16
(+1) 15
(+1) 14
(+1) 12

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 7: The Gift

Kills
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
22:42 (+2) Brant:
Brant pummels Samwell Tarly on the ground after Sam attempts to defend Gilly. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black. (Politics - uncategorized)
5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics - uncategorized)
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle. (Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko. (Politics - uncategorized)
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel confesses his and Cersei's sins to the High Sparrow.
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The High Sparrow imprisons Cersei based on Lancel Lannister's confessions of her sins. "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Sam boasts about his command of the situation after he'd been beaten senseless by Brant and Derek of the Night's Watch.
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out.  I had them in the palm of my hand"
(Funny Line)
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during his first sexual experience with Gilly: "Oh... oh... oh my..." (Funny Line)
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High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?"
(Witty Insult)
"... the holy text, the Seven-Pointed Star. If you don't have one in your library, I'll give you my own." (Witty Insult)
to Olenna Tyrell: "A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few..." (Threat)
40:02 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'. (Funny Line)
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Bronn: "?...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ?"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble."
(Witty Insult)
Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code."
(Witty Insult)
40:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you."
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?"
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you."
(Threat)
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me." (Witty Insult)
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!" (Threat)
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to Cersei: "The Tyrells' finery will be stripped away. Their lies knocked down. Their true hearts laid bare for all to see. And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike. What will we find when we strip away your finery?" (Threat)
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)
Acts of Intercourse
26:24 (+5) Gilly:
Gilly sleeps with Samwell Tarly after she tends to his wounds. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
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As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
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41:14 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Maester Aemon dies of old age. "Egg. I dreamed that I was old." (Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Sansa cries as Ramsay Bolton presents her with the flayed body of the old Winterfell woman who promised to help her. (Special)